JC316
10-08-2009, 09:22 PM
So, I am an avid tennis player, I LOVE the game. I play at a local highschool. Since the city and school's are run by money grubbing douchebags, all of the tennis courts in town have lights, but are non useable. The highschool uses a key, or a special coin and the city courts have to be turned on remotely from city hall, the only catch is that city hall closes at 3pm..... The coin system at the high school stopped working years ago.
Well, a few years back, I befriended a player on the high school tennis team and I got a key to the lights. Well, some numb nut destroyed the locks and they changed it. Now I am keyless and on to the point of this story. The head coach has a key to these lights, problem is, she is a bitter little woman that probably hasn't been laid since the 80's and she completely fucking HATES me, for no reason either.
This being the age of economics and anti depressants, I went up to the school to see if she has lightened up. Unfortunately, no, she hasnt. She claims that only she has the key and she refuses to give it out to anyone. I tried everything in my arsenal to get that damned key, from reason and bribing (Offered $100 to let me borrow it to get a copy) to guilt and cussing.
Nothing seems to work with this womanso my only conclusion is that she loves having power, absolutely loves it above all things. I think this is the second maddest I have ever been in my entire life. Anyway, rant over, now I need to figure out how to get those lights working......
Well, a few years back, I befriended a player on the high school tennis team and I got a key to the lights. Well, some numb nut destroyed the locks and they changed it. Now I am keyless and on to the point of this story. The head coach has a key to these lights, problem is, she is a bitter little woman that probably hasn't been laid since the 80's and she completely fucking HATES me, for no reason either.
This being the age of economics and anti depressants, I went up to the school to see if she has lightened up. Unfortunately, no, she hasnt. She claims that only she has the key and she refuses to give it out to anyone. I tried everything in my arsenal to get that damned key, from reason and bribing (Offered $100 to let me borrow it to get a copy) to guilt and cussing.
Nothing seems to work with this womanso my only conclusion is that she loves having power, absolutely loves it above all things. I think this is the second maddest I have ever been in my entire life. Anyway, rant over, now I need to figure out how to get those lights working......