Please tell me she's not pregnant.

[T3hPwn3r3r]

We've done it 3 times, I ejaculated inside of her on Saturday whilst wearing a condom.
She had a period that ended at the end of last month. The condom didn't appear to have any kind of breaks or anything.

She's got:
Pain in the left side of her stomach that has spread to her right (2 days after)
Pain in breasts (happens pretty often, not too worried about that)
Urinating a LOT (Today)
She's been craving sweet food.

I know it's early for symptoms to show up but I read it's possible. However I am near positive there was no breakage and that I am the only guy she's been with.

I'm hoping it's not pregnancy, not for fear of having a child, but fear of her parents and stress of pregnancy tearing us apart. I love the girl more than anything.

After asking many people there are many things that I'm told it could be:
Torn/swollen pelvic muscle from Saturday night
UTI as she didn't pee for a bit after
Indigestion/constipation
Pregnancy
Ectopic pregnancy

I dunno, any people here have these symptoms or have a girl who has?

[MRCL]

Go to a doctor that can tell you for sure. I may have all the wisdom in the known Universe, but when it comes to remote-detecting pregnancy, I'm useless :D

[Steevo]

Gas, bloating, PMS, hangover, etc......



Choose one.

BTW, this is a bit more personal than a public forum. If she misses then you can worry, and get a test.

I have my son as a condom broke, while she had a depo shot. Fucking carrys pregnancy risks unless you bust it in her other two holes, and even those have risks.

[DanTheBanjoman]

She's pregnant, but since symptoms don't show that fast I'm guessing it's from some guy she did before you.

[MRCL]

She's pregnant, but since symptoms don't show that fast I'm guessing it's from some guy she did before you.

Dan, denier of optimism, famous for slapping the inconvenient truth right in your face.

[DanTheBanjoman]

Dan, denier of optimism, famous for slapping the inconvenient truth right in your face.

How am I not optimistic? The first thought that runs through his mind now is "thank god it's not mine". What's better than a kid not being yours? That's rhetorical, otherwise the answer would be "no kid".

[MRCL]

How am I not optimistic? The first thought that runs through his mind now is "thank god it's not mine". What's better than a kid not being yours? That's rhetorical, otherwise the answer would be "no kid".

Well, he loves her. And her having a kid that is not from him... well this could be quite delicate.

I dunno, if it were just a chick I picked up for some fun, I would've praise every God ever invented. But If I'd truly loved that chick; a kid from another man would be a deal breaker.

[DaMulta]

http://blog.myweddingfavors.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cigar-humidor.jpg

[FordGT90Concept]

One word: doctor.

[Black Panther]

One word: doctor.

or...........

http://img.techpowerup.org/091112/Untitled.jpg

[MRCL]

A frowning baby? "Oh nooo, I am not in progress, how sad".

[FordGT90Concept]

or...........

http://img.techpowerup.org/091112/Untitled.jpg
Indeed, a pregnancy test is the cheapest and first place to start. Once you rule that out, then see the doctor.

[momentomoir]

We've done it 3 times, I ejaculated inside of her on Saturday whilst wearing a condom.
She had a period that ended at the end of last month. The condom didn't appear to have any kind of breaks or anything.

She's got:
Pain in the left side of her stomach that has spread to her right (2 days after)
Pain in breasts (happens pretty often, not too worried about that)
Urinating a LOT (Today)
She's been craving sweet food.

I know it's early for symptoms to show up but I read it's possible. However I am near positive there was no breakage and that I am the only guy she's been with.

I'm hoping it's not pregnancy, not for fear of having a child, but fear of her parents and stress of pregnancy tearing us apart. I love the girl more than anything.

After asking many people there are many things that I'm told it could be:
Torn/swollen pelvic muscle from Saturday night
UTI as she didn't pee for a bit after
Indigestion/constipation
Pregnancy
Ectopic pregnancy

I dunno, any people here have these symptoms or have a girl who has?

dude ok she might be prego with your child
theres cases where u can still get prego with using a condom even if it appears to not have broken
my aunt got prego using condoms and birth control

just go get a prego test to find out and then see if its to late to take plan b

but also it could be a mixture of urinary tract infection and pms symtoms
I crave sweets on my period all the time her period could just be getting off
which can be caused by malnutrition but got to a planned parrent hood and find out

[T3hPwn3r3r]

I know she's not touched another man, for sure.

I'm 19 and in college, she's 17 and in HS.

This is too soon for a pregnancy... I REALLY hope that's not what it is.

[WhiteLotus]

job done

[DanTheBanjoman]

I know she's not touched another man, for sure.

I'm 19 and in college, she's 17 and in HS.


She might have gotten pregnant from a kiss on the cheek. Happens just as much as 17 year old girls being virgins.

[momentomoir]

job done

nice lol


She might have gotten pregnant from a kiss on the cheek. Happens just as much as 17 year old girls being virgins.

i was a 17 yr old virgin:D never been with a man well till prom lol

of course didnt have a bf til i was 15
and didnt get my first kiss till i was 16

i guess im ugly:D lol oh well idc

[DaMulta]

http://vnuuk.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shotgunwedding.jpg

[T3hPwn3r3r]

job done

She's raised in a really conservative home, not gonna happen.

However, things are looking good, we're thinking the pelvic pain was just muscle contractions, and she never failed to mention she had drunk a shit ton of water that day as to stay hydrated.

Either way, the stomach pain is gone and the urination is back to normal. It's looking good that it's not pregnancy and I won't have to move to Detroit to be a baby daddy.

I'm glad :)

Hopefully she'll bleed in a week or two and all will be well.

[T3hPwn3r3r]

I've been with her for 8 months and know all about her relationship past, her one other BF would've never had the balls to even try anyways. I trust her entirely, she's never given me any reason not to, and I have friends who would let me know if anything happened between her and another guy.

[erocker]

She's 17, her body is getting used to sex. Plus, she's 17, anything that isn't "normal" she's going to freak out about.

Oh, and....

http://www.coffeedrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/001_pics_lazytown.jpg

[T3hPwn3r3r]

Age of consent, and she's not freaking out.

I'm freaking out.

[momentomoir]

I've been with her for 8 months and know all about her relationship past, her one other BF would've never had the balls to even try anyways. I trust her entirely, she's never given me any reason not to, and I have friends who would let me know if anything happened between her and another guy.

you dont have to have a bf to have sex :p

[Steevo]

Isn't tha the truth.


I nailed alot of girls just by listening to their BS and askign the right questions and providing drinks. Amazing what they will do when free from the restraints of home and parents for the first time. Most were talking about their boyfriends, or what they did in HS, or for a job back home etc..... Most of them didn't want to have sex at first, but the talking, relating and suggestive atmosphere and drinks led alot of places.

Boulder was awsome for getting laid. Plus I got a great/real sex education.

[pbmaster]

Hey man I was in the same boat and you, and I was FREAKING OUT too. The more you worry the worse it seems. Periods do some funky shit, as do women's bodies on their own. Trust me, they will know for sure if they are in fact pregnant.

[Wile E]

She's raised in a really conservative home, not gonna happen.

However, things are looking good, we're thinking the pelvic pain was just muscle contractions, and she never failed to mention she had drunk a shit ton of water that day as to stay hydrated.

Either way, the stomach pain is gone and the urination is back to normal. It's looking good that it's not pregnancy and I won't have to move to Detroit to be a baby daddy.

I'm glad :)

Hopefully she'll bleed in a week or two and all will be well.Yet she's still fucking you. I somehow think that matters very little. Sometimes the biggest slut is the preacher's daughter. ;)

[Steevo]

can I get a Amen!!!!!

[T3hPwn3r3r]

Hey man I was in the same boat and you, and I was FREAKING OUT too. The more you worry the worse it seems. Periods do some funky shit, as do women's bodies on their own. Trust me, they will know for sure if they are in fact pregnant.

It wasn't even a missed period, she's not due for that for another 5-10 days.

Either way, her symptoms are gone, and it's looking to just be swine flu or something.

She wasn't worried about it, I was.

[T3hPwn3r3r]

Yet she's still fucking you. I somehow think that matters very little. Sometimes the biggest slut is the preacher's daughter. ;)

She's not a slut.

I was her first, and her only.

...and vice versa.

It's kind of a big deal to me.

It's my first real lasting relationship, finding a girl as bitter and hateful as me.

[DanTheBanjoman]

She's not a slut.

I was her first, and her only.

...and vice versa.

It's kind of a big deal to me.

It's my first real lasting relationship, finding a girl as bitter and hateful as me.

I'm still a virgin as well. Some day, I hope to meet a nice girl, preferably in Church. When I do I will meet her parents and ask her father for her hand, we will get married in white with pretty bridesmaids, white doves, beatiful flowers. My wife will then throw the bouqet and some lucky girl will catch it. Then during our honeymoon I will cuddle with her to make babies and we'd grow old together and be happy all our lifes as Jesus protects us. We'd live in a big house with a garage and a white fence. We'd have a dog named sparky who'd be like a second father to our kids.

Alternatively she could just be a lying slut who ends up raping sparky and taking half my earthly posessions. Afterward I'd probably find out that she gave me various STD's during the 1.5 years we were married.
I hate being naive :(

[T3hPwn3r3r]

Is that a true story Dan?

[jmcslob]

She's not a slut.

I was her first, and her only.

...and vice versa.

It's kind of a big deal to me.

It's my first real lasting relationship, finding a girl as bitter and hateful as me.
Uhm... lol one day you'll find out ALL WOMEN are SLUTS....She may be exclusive to you....But, I bet she is your SLUT..(nutlick)

I remember when i thought guys wanted to have sex more than women...:rolleyes:

Boy I was so naive :D

I remember when people said once your married the sex will slow down....
I'm still waiting for that....impatiently ;)

[DaMulta]

A woman is either a Bitch or a whore; sometimes it takes a while to find out which one she is.


Am I wrong?

[FordGT90Concept]

Am I wrong?
Yes.

[momentomoir]

Uhm... lol one day you'll find out ALL WOMEN are SLUTS....She may be exclusive to you....But, I bet she is your SLUT..(nutlick)

I remember when i thought guys wanted to have sex more than women...:rolleyes:

Boy I was so naive :D

I remember when people said once your married the sex will slow down....
I'm still waiting for that....impatiently ;)

so true lol
sex will never slow down in my relationship lol

[T3hPwn3r3r]

Symptoms are gone completely for a fair length of time... Yay! :D

[Solaris17]

Is that a true story Dan?

yes 100%

[DanTheBanjoman]

Is that a true story Dan?

Yes.

Even mr ford thinks so.

[RevengE]

Is that a true story Dan?
;)

[dr emulator (madmax)]

i'm still a virgin as well. Some day, i hope to meet a nice girl, preferably in church. When i do i will meet her parents and ask her father for her hand, we will get married in white with pretty bridesmaids, white doves, beatiful flowers. My wife will then throw the bouqet and some lucky girl will catch it. Then during our honeymoon i will cuddle with her to make babies and we'd grow old together and be happy all our lifes as jesus protects us. We'd live in a big house with a garage and a white fence. We'd have a dog named sparky who'd be like a second father to our kids.

alternatively she could just be a lying slut who ends up raping sparky and taking half my earthly posessions. Afterward i'd probably find out that she gave me various std's during the 1.5 years we were married.
I hate being naive :(

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[RevengE]

All I have to say is...1. why would you ask on a forum 2. FAIL 3. You don't know for a fact she has never been with anyone else..Women Lie about that...ALOT. 4. Go to the doctor 5. Get drunk. 6. Falcon Punch 7. Eat a Bagel 8.Goodbye

[FordGT90Concept]

Even mr ford thinks so.
LMAO! Remind me not to give one word responses for people to recycle in the future. XD\


All I have to say is...1. why would you ask on a forum 2. FAIL 3. You don't know for a fact she has never been with anyone else..Women Lie about that...ALOT. 4. Go to the doctor 5. Get drunk. 6. Falcon Punch 7. Eat a Bagel 8.Goodbye
That pretty much sums up this thread. (toast)

[DanTheBanjoman]

I thought recycling was a good thing?

[RevengE]

I say Run while you can..How long have you been dating this girl? seems like not very long from what I hear..How can you say you love her already? RUN

[Black Panther]

A woman is either a Bitch or a whore; sometimes it takes a while to find out which one she is.


Am I wrong?

And now every girl on this forum knows that DaMulta thinks that she's either a bitch or a whore... :rolleyes:

[DanTheBanjoman]

And now every girl on this forum knows that DaMulta thinksknows that she's either a bitch or a whore... :rolleyes:

Fixed.

[T3hPwn3r3r]

I say Run while you can..How long have you been dating this girl? seems like not very long from what I hear..How can you say you love her already? RUN

9 months but I've known her and been great friends with her since I was little.

However, we're near positive she's not preggo. She's due for her period in 2-4 days.

[RevengE]

9 months but I've known her and been great friends with her since I was little.

However, we're near positive she's not preggo. She's due for her period in 2-4 days.

well thats good