Your dreams go in here

[Black Panther]

And your nightmares... :D

Well, just share anything you dreamt about while asleep which you think is worth of sharing.
I remember some long months ago Solaris17 (is he a member here :confused:) had this really awesome dream which included W1zzard, Kreij, Dan.... and well it was interesting, funny and entertaining to read! :)

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Now for my last night's dream.
The background (reality-wise) is that these past couple of weeks I've been ordering quite a lot of stuff from ebay as xmas presents, so one day I get a top for X, next day jeans for Y etc....
I've also been planning to buy a 5970, but can't find one in stock lol.

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Back to the actual dream:-- I was expecting a parcel, got one and opened it, and SURPRISE it was a box containing a 5970 all red and black and fancy and all :eek: I thought I didn't remember buying or paying for this but it's addressed in my name so it was mine!
I opened the box, and yes inside there was this 5970...

Only its size... it wasn't much larger than a pack of cigarettes!!
4 inches long, and it was like 1.5 inches thick (still dual slot meh)

Then I thought in the dream, "Oh duh those guys on TPU they're all liars saying that the 5970 is a monster card! Here, I got the real thing and it's just the way it should've been, exactly the size expected from something marketed as hi-tech gaming i.e. as technology improves stuff should get smaller and not larger!" and I had found the truth (lol sorry guys it was just a dream).

I managed to slide the card in the pci-e slot (dunno how I did it because it was shorter than the slot itself) I started running all of my games one by one and they were all as smooth and with awesome detail as if I was inside the game viewing with my own eyes!

After being very satisfied with my 'gaming experience', I logged into Vantage to get the score... and prepared my camera to take some photos of the card in my pc, so as to be able to prove everyone on TPU wrong about the size of this card....

Then my alarm rang and I woke up... (nutkick)

I sure wish I could have taken photos in my dream though... and I must add this was one of the times when I really really hated waking up.... :/

[mlee49]

...Dreams of Vantage running through my head...



I think Solaris had a dream he dug up GX2's and 8800's. lol

[Jizzler]

Scene is a large mountain top castle with huge open halls. I view outside towards one of the valleys and a monster which resembles the last boss in Serious Sam FE is out there. Next thing I know he's inside and I'm firing some weapon at him, dodging his attacks (I also have some sort of super jump ability). This goes on for I don't know how long, but I believe I woke up when he slams one of his fists in me.

[MRCL]

I dreamed last night that I was in my office with some coworkers. But the office was located on a beach, and the wall towards the sea consited entirely of windows. Now, I look out that window, and the sea is calm, and from one sec to the other, a violent sotrm breaks out. Waves are slamming against the windows, but they hold. This continues for some time and I stare amazed at the waves hitting the windows. Then the sea calmes again and reveals a wreck of an aircraft at the beach, crashed into a ship from say the 18th century. I tell my boss "look one got down". He looks at it, is not interested, and concentrates on his crosswords again. I look out of the windows again, and now a harbour is visible in the background, more airplanes now in the sea, and three (!) people pulling the first wreck out of the sea. Then Son Goku from Dragonball comes around and slams a big chunk of stone into a vlocano (complete scenery change somehow), kicking some monster off that chunk, landing on another chunk and staring at me with red eyes. Then I woke up.

Whats interesting is that I work at air traffic security lol.

[MRCL]

Alright, another strange dream, from which I woke up like the average person wakes up after a nightmare.

So I was selling a computer to a guy and he came to pick it up. He resembled CyberDruid lol. Anyway, as he was inspecting the comp, he pointed out I missed mounting the CPU cooler and I was like OMG TEh HORROR. And I immediately went and installed one, I remember looking to my watch in the dream; it took me half an hour to mount a push pin cooler lol. Then I woke up with my heart beating like mad.

Forgetting to mount the CPU cooler - DA NIGHTMARE!

[xfire]

I used to forget to plug the fan, it would boot up and shut down as soon as it overheated. Did it twice or thrice!

[Black Panther]

Last night I dreamt that we hosted a BBQ party... and the main guest was the Pope...
And the Pope started singing hymns solo, in a heavenly voice which I liked so much that I didn't want to wake up so as to continue listening.

Talk about crazy dreams, duh!
My bet was that there had been a good song on my radio alarm and it somehow got amalgamated with the Pope in my dream.

[dr emulator (madmax)]

well i dreamt the other day that i'd bought techpowerup from W1zzard for a small fortune, but that as part of the deal he would remain behind to guide me as to what he and everyone else does, so in my dream the money goes into his account and i'm the new boss ,then my dream starts going weird i'e the sites down and i can't get in touch with him ,all i get when i go to tpu is a skull and crossbones instead of my admins page ,so in my dream i go to bed but it's really cold and i can't get warm ,anyway i nod of to sleep and wake up supposedly the next day with someone knocking on the door ,so gets up kind of floating down the stairs and open the door ,and it's my cousin from germany, he comes in and sits down at my pc and logs into tpu as W1zzard , and tells all the mods to ban me because i'd done something ,but he wouldn't tell me what it was, then he sat there with a grin on his face and got out his phone and starts talking to my aunty in german, while my aunty talks a bit of english ,he then throws the phone at me and storms off telling me as he goes i'm not getting my money back, then two ginourmous bodyguards appear from nowhere and hold me down while he gets in a limo outside, which i could see through my cctv camera ,and looks really weird as it was gold plated, then i woke up thinking what the fxxx was that about http://i.tpucdn.com/forums/images/smilies/laugh.gif