Beard Growing...

[erocker]

I've decided for the first time in my life to grow a beard. I've never done it before and I'm 33 years old. My new years resolution is to become more of a mountain man. More John Wayne and less Nathan Lane if you know what I mean. Heading out to the Smoky Mountains in two months time. I have two pistols, a shotgun, and a 32 cal. rifle.

Anyways, I'm rambling. I will post pics of the beard, before/after but first it must grow. Anybody got any tips for growing a beard out faster? Or, just share some of your beard stories with us! :D

[DaMulta]

Don't forget to trim it as it comes in. Some parts will grow faster than other parts.

[JC316]

I am an EXPERT at growing a beard. Allow me to show you in a picture sequence.....

JC at age 15.
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs184.snc1/6160_95955197886_528987886_2154534_1452485_n.jpg
JC at 17.
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs184.snc1/6160_95956472886_528987886_2154540_3238528_n.jpg
JC at 19
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs184.snc1/6160_95955177886_528987886_2154531_7011924_n.jpg
JC at 20
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs184.snc1/6160_95955192886_528987886_2154533_7747987_n.jpg
And finally... JC at 23. Note the slight shadow of a mustache. And that is how it's done. Only took 8 years without a razor touching my face to grow 1/8 inch of mustache.
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs225.snc1/7230_127670146169_818091169_2345207_2514141_n.jpg

[El Fiendo]

I should wait a week and get you pictures of the filthy scrub-fuzz that forms on my face.

[Black Panther]

Beards are cool.


Specially guys with that hint of a beard, a snub nose, and shoulder-length jesus-style hair...... those I find especially awesome... ;)

*cough cough*

[erocker]

I am an EXPERT at growing a beard. Allow me to show you in a picture sequence.....

JC at age 15.

JC at 17.

JC at 19
JC at 20

And finally... JC at 23. Note the slight shadow of a mustache. And that is how it's done. Only took 8 years without a razor touching my face to grow 1/8 inch of mustache.


Cut your hair, get some aviator sunglasses, grow that mustache and play a cop on TV. Homocide detective would fit you well!

I would look too much like that short short wearing cop on Reno 911 if I grew just a mustache!

[JC316]

Cut your hair, get some aviator sunglasses, grow that mustache and play a cop on TV. Homocide detective would fit you well!

I would look too much like that short short wearing cop on Reno 911 if I grew just a mustache!


Lol, yeah. I have some weird genetic thing where I don't grow facial hair. Going to be 24 in march and I have never had to shave, most people tell me that I am blessed. Only thing that sucks is that I got carded to buy an M rated game the other day.

[dr emulator (madmax)]

Lol, yeah. I have some weird genetic thing where I don't grow facial hair. Going to be 24 in march and I have never had to shave, most people tell me that I am blessed. Only thing that sucks is that I got carded to buy an M rated game the other day.

you lucky f431r http://tpucdn.com/forums/images/smilies/laugh.gif i have to shave twice a week, or i'll start looking like DaMulta in a pic thats on here, only all over my face :eek: maybe that's given away my hair colour, or has it;)

[Papahyooie]

shave the mustache and a patch on your chin and have wolverine chops! I had them for a while but had to shave and cut my hair for a job interview. Waiting for my hair to grow back out so i can do it again.

And JC Be glad you dont have to shave all the time. I had a full beard the summer after sixth grade (im a genetic freak of nature too...) And if I dont shave every day I'll have a full beard within three days. Really a hassle. Tho the carding gets annoying when you shave. When I had my chops i'd never even get carded for alcohol, then the day after I shaved, I got carded for cigarettes.

[PP Mguire]

Lol, yeah. I have some weird genetic thing where I don't grow facial hair. Going to be 24 in march and I have never had to shave, most people tell me that I am blessed. Only thing that sucks is that I got carded to buy an M rated game the other day.

Lol you are a lucky bastard. I hate having a scruffy face :mad:

[DaMulta]

Having a Beard is bad ass!

Just ask me or cold!

[Steevo]

I grow mine out a bit when I go hunting and camping. I look better with stubble any, the rugged FYAD look.

[mlee49]

I havn't shaved in 2 weeks it's a baby beard in progress, but the trick is to lightly trim it every week. Trimming it will help it keep a cleaner look, but a full mountain man beard wont matter after 2-3 inches.

Longest I kept a goatee was 1 year and it was 3 inches, I couldn't stand it anymore and shaved it off.

[MRCL]

I was aiming for a beard like Kratos'

http://jeuxpc.20minutes-blogs.fr/images/kratos.jpg

But then I had to shave because it didn't look that good yet, and I had to look good for the night :( But it is in progress again.

Fully shaved I look like a 15 year old, but with stubbles I look fantastic lol. Have to shave for that date I have coming up tho, I can imagine women don't like to kiss pointy surfaces.

[jmcslob]

I have to shave Twice a Day I would love to not have to you people that don't are lucky..

I cannot grow a beard as two weeks into it I transform into Wolfmanslob and howl about the damn irritation it causes..

[momentomoir]

Lol you are a lucky bastard. I hate having a scruffy face :mad:

its sexy :p

[Solaris17]

I was aiming for a beard like Kratos'

http://jeuxpc.20minutes-blogs.fr/images/kratos.jpg

But then I had to shave because it didn't look that good yet, and I had to look good for the night :( But it is in progress again.

Fully shaved I look like a 15 year old, but with stubbles I look fantastic lol. Have to shave for that date I have coming up tho, I can imagine women don't like to kiss pointy surfaces.

dude omg! i grow mine exactly like that!

[MRCL]

dude omg! i grow mine exactly like that!

I'm working on Kratos' physiqe, too, but thats harder to accomplish than the beard... Mainly because I'm more of a Tony Jaa kind of guy, I have muscles but I still look skinny lol. Noone believes me when I say I weigh 65kg at 172cm, thats how skinny I look. The beard would look badass tho nontheless.

[dr emulator (madmax)]

I havn't shaved in 2 weeks it's a baby beard in progress, but the trick is to lightly trim it every week. Trimming it will help it keep a cleaner look, but a full mountain man beard wont matter after 2-3 inches.

Longest I kept a goatee was 1 year and it was 3 inches, I couldn't stand it anymore and shaved it off.
never tried that :o
I have to shave Twice a Day I would love to not have to you people that don't are lucky..

I cannot grow a beard as two weeks into it I transform into Wolfmanslob and howl about the damn irritation it causes..

well i like to keep mine on but it also gets so damned itchy i have to shave it of so i know how ya feel
(shame i can't shave my neighbour of the face of this planet 432):D

@erocker yes pics we want pics :D

[paulieg]

I've decided for the first time in my life to grow a beard. I've never done it before and I'm 33 years old. My new years resolution is to become more of a mountain man. More John Wayne and less Nathan Lane if you know what I mean. Heading out to the Smoky Mountains in two months time. I have two pistols, a shotgun, and a 32 cal. rifle.

Anyways, I'm rambling. I will post pics of the beard, before/after but first it must grow. Anybody got any tips for growing a beard out faster? Or, just share some of your beard stories with us! :D

Hmm, beard growing. I have a love/hate with beards. I've worn a gotee pretty much since I was in college. It feels really strange once every 6 months when I decide to shave it off.

Living in the rural south, full beards are like a winter tradition. So much so, that employers don't even bother telling you to shave, even in a professional environment. So, every year since I've been down here, I'll swear I'm going to grow out a full beard for the winter. I'll get a good start, but I tell you after 4-5 days growth, it gets so damn itchy that I just can't take it anymore. Not to mention my wife starts to complain about it. LOL

The Smokies you say? They are in my back yard, almost lterally. If you come this way, I'll have to buy you a brew.

[Wile E]

I've had a goatee and chops for years. At least 10 years that I can remember. Never tried a fulle beard tho. I can't stand having a mustache, and a full beard without a mustache just lok silly, unless you're Amish. lol.

Not to mention, I can only handle about 2 weeks of beard growth before the itching drives me insane. lol.

[warup89]

i wanna grow a beard but my work wont let me! ><..........sucks working at a law firm with a bunch of clean cut people =[

[Ozzmanfloyd120]

I grew a beard my Senior year of HS, I just went Grizzly Adams style and stopped shaving for about two months.
My girlfriend hated it and threatened to leave me if I didn't shave. She didn't hold true to the threat, but I eventually ended up shaving it because I went on vacation to Orlando and I didn't want to be all grizzly in the heat.

[Deusxmachina]

I was rockin' a Lemmy/Triple H beard for awhile. Sort of a full beard minus the chin area for those who don't want to google a picture.

Hmm, now I'm considering bringing that back for a February debut.

For those new to facial hair, here's a good rule-of-thumb to not look like a homeless bear. Whatever you do to the face, just make sure to shave your neck.

[@RaXxaa@]

I am an EXPERT at growing a beard. Allow me to show you in a picture sequence.....

JC at age 15.

JC at 17.

JC at 19

JC at 20

And finally... JC at 23. Note the slight shadow of a mustache. And that is how it's done. Only took 8 years without a razor touching my face to grow 1/8 inch of mustache.


How come you never had beard grow up till 23 or something cuz its way to late!

[JC316]

How come you never had beard grow up till 23 or something cuz its way to late!

Hell, I still haven't grown a beard or mustache and I am almost 24. Something with my genetics, I just don't possess the gene that makes facial hair grow. Aside from full blood American Indians, I only know of a handful of people that don't shave.

[Kurosagi]

you know im only 17 years old and i got hair growing on my neck,got side burn and mustache,it all started when i was 15 >.> i thought chinese people don't grow facial hair quick but in this case i have.

[@RaXxaa@]

i had beard grow when i was 14 and now its like real thick :( gotta shave soon every couple of days. its like real freakin thick and iam still 17

[Jizzler]

You never know what a beard will get you into to...

http://www.theburnerishot.com/photo/jack-black-beard-lube.jpg

[DrPepper]

Mine get's itchy and no i don't have lice :p

[3991v]

I'm 16 and have a beard. A tip is to shave a few times so it grows back thicker

[Deusxmachina]

I'm 16 and have a beard. A tip is to shave a few times so it grows back thicker

So every balding guy on the planet should shave their head a lot?

[Ozzmanfloyd120]

So every balding guy on the planet should shave their head a lot?

It worked for me for about six months until the follicles stopped producing. :(

[erocker]

I have failed and am starting over. :(

Beards are hard.

[WhiteNoise]

I used to grow a beard every winter to help keep my face warm when skiing but once I got married that stopped. My Wife hates beards. :*(

For the record shaving is a pain and I wish I didn't have to do it daily. I do keep a goat and stash tho.

[DaMulta]

(ww)I have failed and am starting over. :(

Beards are hard.

fucking noobs

http://img.techpowerup.org/100111/h.jpg

[Papahyooie]

vera nice smoke ring Damulta! Ive just finally gotten to the point of being able to blow a ring through a ring, bilbo baggins style. Still working on the smoke pirate ship tho... Is that an Ecigg ya got there? I'm thinking of getting once myself and was wondering whether it was really true that the smoke is just as thick as a true cigg. Looks like it may even be thicker! Looks like cigar smoke almost. Of course i could be making a fool out of myself if thats not an ecigg and is in fact, a pipe. Cant really tell...

Good beard too btw lol. reminds me a bit of jason segel in knocked up.

[erocker]

(ww)

fucking noobs

http://img.techpowerup.org/100111/h.jpg

http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp112/erocker414/DSCN1824.jpg

Even my ecig is smaller. I'm trying to make a sad face, but I only can make ugly faces. (poop)

That is two days growth btw. I know. Pathetic.

[DaMulta]

vera nice smoke ring Damulta! Ive just finally gotten to the point of being able to blow a ring through a ring, bilbo baggins style. Still working on the smoke pirate ship tho... Is that an Ecigg ya got there? I'm thinking of getting once myself and was wondering whether it was really true that the smoke is just as thick as a true cigg. Looks like it may even be thicker! Looks like cigar smoke almost. Of course i could be making a fool out of myself if thats not an ecigg and is in fact, a pipe. Cant really tell...

Good beard too btw lol. reminds me a bit of jason segel in knocked up.

That is a BB E-Cig from http://www.altsmoke.com (there is links for other countries there too)


The vapor is actually thicker than real smoke.

[Papahyooie]

yea i thought so, it looks more like cigar smoke. I saw them when they first came out tho, and it seemed like there was barely any smoke... and i know its a terrible reason, but theres just something about smoke (and smoke rings) that would totally diminish the pleasure of smoking, if you get what i mean. Like getting your nicotine without the smoke just wouldnt be any fun.
Im really thinking about getting one for myself. I smoke less than a pack a day, and i cant seem to figure out whether they are a good deal or not. Would one spend more money on the cartridges, or on regular cigarettes? (over like, say a month?) And the hassle of having to order them over the internet? Do you often find yourself running out before getting new ones?

[DaMulta]

I don't fuss with carts. I just drip liquid into the atomizer unless I'm using the KR808-d(which you can refill about 10 times or more). I have never found myself running out waiting on more. I can vape around 1 USD to .50 USD per day. So it is cheaper than smoking. An atomizer can last a week to months it just depends.

If you hold it in you will not blow anything out.

It kind of becomes a hobbie lol just because of different flavors to try, and different ones too use.

The BB feels like a nice cigar. It's a cloud machine with the 801 on it(using USB power ATM)
http://img.techpowerup.org/100111/s.jpg

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That's not too shabby erocker. Is there a beard stile that your going to go for? Having a beard does not mean you don't have to shave:P

[Papahyooie]

It does sound like fun, getting the different flavors and such. Its just the liquid seems expensive, so its kind of confusing as to whether it would be more expensive than regular ciggs because i didnt know how long they last.

[DaMulta]

I vape all day, and into the late night like a chain smoker. I use about 30Ml per 2 weeks, and sometimes it's less than that. It just depends.

[wtf8269]

I've been growing my beard out since early October. It's pretty close to 2 inches long now, but I'm thinking of shaving it pretty soon here. Whenever I take a bite of anything, a bite of mustache usually comes along with it now.

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs134.snc3/18155_283094375574_745025574_5173850_6417161_n.jpg

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs134.snc3/18155_283094380574_745025574_5173851_5598060_n.jpg

[Ozzmanfloyd120]

That's the coolest crazy man beard I have ever seen, you should enter the facial hair olympics.

[Reventon]

Just shave your mustache and leave your beard. Problem solved.

[wtf8269]

Just shave your mustache and leave your beard. Problem solved.
Nah, I'm an all-or-nothing kind of guy. I have a coworker with a beard longer than mine and a neatly trimmed mustache and it just doesn't look good to me.

[MRCL]

Two weeks after completely shaving

http://img.techpowerup.org/100113/Foto0502.jpg

Must grow more, must not look like preteen kid.

[Papahyooie]

haha... after two weeks i'd look like a freakin yeti... im going on three days now only trimming my neck and its starting to itch...

[MRCL]

haha... after two weeks i'd look like a freakin yeti... im going on three days now only trimming my neck and its starting to itch...

Lol my beard grows irregularly. The first month or so it barely grows, but then boom!

[PP Mguire]

I have to use a buzz cutter every 2 days or it starts getting crazy. I dont have time to mess around with shaving.

[DaveK]

Step aside ladies...just kidding I got nothin' lol

I can't stop trimming it so it could be like 3 times longer, though recently I trimmed it and now it's almost all even and it looks ok.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/davidkinsella/P1030119.jpg

I was growing a stash to go with it but I trimmed it earlier for fears of looking like a pedo lol

[jmcslob]

I have failed and am starting over. :(

Beards are hard.

I made it 4 days.....

It's just so damm itchy :o

[Papahyooie]

you guys are newbs... i just trimmed mine so in about 3 days i'll put up a pic :p

[pantherx12]

Bah!

I have a very sparse beared, ontop of that most of it is ginger ( THANK YOU CELTIC BLOOD! THANK YOU SO MUCH!) which exacerbates how sparse it looks.


It will look like 15 year old fuzz until I'm 25 I imagine if my dads anything to go by.

thing is my brother could grow a full ( although patchy) beard by 16.

Both me and my brother have high testosterone levels so I've no idea why I'm beardless and he gets to grow one : [

[Papahyooie]

I envy your celticness. I'm of irish, german, and native american decent, but whereas my brother inherited a red tinted beared, i just got brown. I also did not inherit the taste for beer... i wish I could acquire the taste, but it just continues to be disgusting to me. Getting drunk would be so much cheaper...

[pantherx12]

I envy your celticness. I'm of irish, german, and native american decent, but whereas my brother inherited a red tinted beared, i just got brown. I also did not inherit the taste for beer... i wish I could acquire the taste, but it just continues to be disgusting to me. Getting drunk would be so much cheaper...


Drink wine it works out the same per unit of alcohol (toast)

[Papahyooie]

wine's gross too. Oddly enough I love vodka...

[pantherx12]

Oddly enough I love vodka...


Aye in a bottle works out cheaper per unit of Alcohol! :D

And in a bar it works out the same ( buy doubles they also work out cheaper heh)

Having and Irish father and a Scottish mother really pays off when it comes to knowing about drink! :D

( My dad doesn't drink water, only coffee and beer lol)

[Papahyooie]

Yea it works out cheaper if you want to drink fingernail polish remover... but a litre of good vodka costs as much as a 30 pack around here. Plus if you want something that tastes nice such as smirnoff coolers and whatnot, its far more expensive for a six pack of those than it is for a six pack of beer. Which is why I say I wish i liked the taste of beer. I suppose I could also say I wish I liked the taste of cheap vodka or cheap anything for that matter.

[pantherx12]

Yea it works out cheaper if you want to drink fingernail polish remover... but a litre of good vodka costs as much as a 30 pack around here. Plus if you want something that tastes nice such as smirnoff coolers and whatnot, its far more expensive for a six pack of those than it is for a six pack of beer. Which is why I say I wish i liked the taste of beer. I suppose I could also say I wish I liked the taste of cheap vodka or cheap anything for that matter.


Ahh that's a shame : [
Are you based in the states I take it?

Atleast that's one advantageous thing of being from the UK thus close to Europe.

Great booze! ( Not a heavy drinker myself anymore mind you, just on birthdays and such)

[Papahyooie]

Yes im in the USA. I'd love to taste some foreal european liquor.

[pantherx12]

Yes im in the USA. I'd love to taste some foreal european liquor.


Is it illegal so send Alcohol in the post?

If its legal I'd be happy to send you something some time (toast)

[Papahyooie]

Hm i dont know. That'd be pretty sweet tho, i might take you up on that sometime.

[DaveK]

Ugh Vodka, I've only had Vodka twice in my life (excluding the alcopops I used to drink when I was younger) the first time I had it was in September last year. 4 cans of cider, 6 bottles of beer, a glass of rum and a half litre of straight vodka. My night ended with me passed out in a field in front of the house face down in a drain, I broke a bed too lol

Just thinking about straight Vodka makes me sick, I hate it so much. WTF do people drink it straight for? It doesn't even taste nice. Not only that, it's expensive. It's like €18 for a 700ml bottle, and if you're in a club it's even more expensive. €4 a shot: 700ml/25ml = 28 shots x €4 = €112 - €18 = €94 profit on 1 bottle of vodka which is enough to buy 5 bottles at no cost to them with some change left over.

Kopparberg FTW. Can't beat it, a little expensive but worth it :D

[Wile E]

Ugh Vodka, I've only had Vodka twice in my life (excluding the alcopops I used to drink when I was younger) the first time I had it was in September last year. 4 cans of cider, 6 bottles of beer, a glass of rum and a half litre of straight vodka. My night ended with me passed out in a field in front of the house face down in a drain, I broke a bed too lol

Just thinking about straight Vodka makes me sick, I hate it so much. WTF do people drink it straight for? It doesn't even taste nice. Not only that, it's expensive. It's like €18 for a 700ml bottle, and if you're in a club it's even more expensive. €4 a shot: 700ml/25ml = 28 shots x €4 = €112 - €18 = €94 profit on 1 bottle of vodka which is enough to buy 5 bottles at no cost to them with some change left over.

Kopparberg FTW. Can't beat it, a little expensive but worth it :DJust like every other beverage in existence, the brand of Vodka makes a HUUUUUGGGGEEEE difference. Try some Kettle One or Luksosawa, and they go down smooth. Cheap vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol or turpentine, good vodka does not.

[pantherx12]

Ugh Vodka, I've only had Vodka twice in my life (excluding the alcopops I used to drink when I was younger) the first time I had it was in September last year. 4 cans of cider, 6 bottles of beer, a glass of rum and a half litre of straight vodka. My night ended with me passed out in a field in front of the house face down in a drain, I broke a bed too lol

Just thinking about straight Vodka makes me sick, I hate it so much. WTF do people drink it straight for? It doesn't even taste nice. Not only that, it's expensive. It's like €18 for a 700ml bottle, and if you're in a club it's even more expensive. €4 a shot: 700ml/25ml = 28 shots x €4 = €112 - €18 = €94 profit on 1 bottle of vodka which is enough to buy 5 bottles at no cost to them with some change left over.

Kopparberg FTW. Can't beat it, a little expensive but worth it :D

Work it out per unit of Alcohol not by just how much liquid you get.

Its like comparing a proc @ 1.8 to one @ 4.2 to put it in geeky terms :p

Oh by the way, the reason you would hate vodka is because you drank half a litre of it, that's like drinking 9 or 10 pints of beer ontop of what you already had :D



I once drank half a litre of tequila in one go ( as in, I tried to down the bottle) Whilst I managed that fine and dandy, I pretty much threw up instantly because my body knew right away it was a bad idea :D

( Done it as one of my exs friends said " bet you can't drink one mouthful straight" ) I redefined mouthful that night! I don't think it impressed my ex or her friends though, first time I met them and the night was rather formal :laugh:

[DaveK]

Just like every other beverage in existence, the brand of Vodka makes a HUUUUUGGGGEEEE difference. Try some Kettle One or Luksosawa, and they go down smooth. Cheap vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol or turpentine, good vodka does not.

I've just had Smirnoff, seems to be the most popular choice here. I don't know why people drink it straight though, it tastes horrible and goes down rough, not what I'd drink on a fun night out, or at any drinking occasion for that matter lol. Was room temperature too, apparantly that's a bad thing for straight vodka?

The only high % drink I want is a shot of Jagermeister in a glass of Red Bull lol

[Wile E]

I've just had Smirnoff, seems to be the most popular choice here. I don't know why people drink it straight though, it tastes horrible and goes down rough, not what I'd drink on a fun night out, or at any drinking occasion for that matter lol. Was room temperature too, apparantly that's a bad thing for straight vodka?

The only high % drink I want is a shot of Jagermeister in a glass of Red Bull lol

Smirnoff is shit. It's one step above rubbing alcohol, but not far enough above to make it taste good straight. lol.

[DanTheBanjoman]

I have a very sparse beared, ontop of that most of it is ginger ( THANK YOU CELTIC BLOOD! THANK YOU SO MUCH!) which exacerbates how sparse it looks.


My beard turns gingerish after a week or so as well. I once accused my mom of cheating on my father back then but she denies that. The rest of my hair is brown. I really can't be bothered by it, shaving is boring so I settle for looking like a fool half the time :)

[Papahyooie]

Ha you think smirnoff is bad WileE? Try some heaven hills or aristocrat... oh my god... redneck rubbing alcohol right there. Absolutely impossible to shoot unless youre a freakin disfunctional alcoholic.

[[I.R.A]_FBi]

Ha you think smirnoff is bad WileE? Try some heaven hills or aristocrat... oh my god... redneck rubbing alcohol right there. Absolutely impossible to shoot unless youre a freakin disfunctional alcoholic.

anytime you guys coming jamaica let me know let me introduce you to "E10" .. str8 from the distillery :)

[[I.R.A]_FBi]

look at that goatee http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v264/222/13/505490872/n505490872_1492151_1090.jpg

[Wile E]

Ha you think smirnoff is bad WileE? Try some heaven hills or aristocrat... oh my god... redneck rubbing alcohol right there. Absolutely impossible to shoot unless youre a freakin disfunctional alcoholic.

White tavern. $7 per GALLON.





That is all.

[pantherx12]

My beard turns gingerish after a week or so as well. I once accused my mom of cheating on my father back then but she denies that. The rest of my hair is brown. I really can't be bothered by it, shaving is boring so I settle for looking like a fool half the time :)


I don't bother either, so I have to put up with my father taking the piss every day lol

[Papahyooie]

White tavern. $7 per GALLON. That is all.

heaven hills is 11$ a gallon so pretty close.

[DaMulta]

http://www.generalnonsense.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=494&stc=1&d=1265312089

How is the beard going E?

[DaveK]

Bumpity bump. Man I haven't shaved in like 45 days and this is all I have to show lol.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/davidkinsella/P1070269.jpg

[theJesus]

You looked better without it tbh.

[DonInKansas]

Bumpity bump. Man I haven't shaved in like 45 days and this is all I have to show lol.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/davidkinsella/P1070269.jpg

Looks like your shirt says it all. :p

[Black Panther]

I wonder what's the OP's progress now that he started growing it since 1st May...

erocker?

(pics or it didn't happen) :p

[Laurijan]

http://www.generalnonsense.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=494&stc=1&d=1265312089

How is the beard going E?

Never seen that before: an e-cig with dual-atomizers? :eek:

[DaveK]

You looked better without it tbh.

I had the feeling a full beard doesn't really suit me me, I just wanted to see what it looks like and always wanted to go a whole summer without shaving lol. I'm gonna get my haircut today so I'm going to sort out my beard line, then before I go looking for jobs at the end of August I'm gonna trim it short to stubble and see what it's like then and maybe go back to the goatee.

Looks like your shirt says it all. :p

:D

Yeah, not much of a beard, though it is quite bushy around the jawline, it's pretty uneven though, guess I won't have enough time to grow a proper one lol

[theJesus]

Don't feel bad. My facial hair grows pretty much the same as yours, but a bit patchier lol. I swear one day I'll be able to grow a real Jesus beard damn it! Got the hair already.

[DaveK]

Sup...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/davidkinsella/P1070278.jpg

Decided to shave it off, thought I'd do it now rather than later, just left the goatee. I used a hair clippers so it's not a close shave, but I like the stubble so I'm probably gonna leave it and just trim it every now and then. Excuse the hair, I just got out of the shower and keep putting off getting a haircut.

[theJesus]

I usually just trim with the little trimmer on the back of my electric shaver unless I'm trying to get a job. Then I actually shave. Anyways, you look better now, but I've never really liked mustaches, always thought they look weird. Super awesome crazy mustaches excluded.

[DaveK]

I usually just trim with the little trimmer on the back of my electric shaver unless I'm trying to get a job. Then I actually shave. Anyways, you look better now, but I've never really liked mustaches, always thought they look weird. Super awesome crazy mustaches excluded.

Yeah, I might get rid of the tash seeing as how I can't grow hair to connect them lol. I have a trimmer on the back of my razor but it's shitty and the battery dies too often. If I get any job interviews I'll shave the stubble though.

[theJesus]

Norelco shavers are my favorite. Always work right and last about an hour on a full charge, and they work plugged in if you forget to charge it or something and the battery dies. The one I have is extremely easy to maintain also. It's built so it can handle water getting inside without fucking anything up (unless you turn it on or plug it in while there's a lot in it), and the top flips up so you can just put it under the faucet and then leave it out to dry. Of course, it's good to disassemble the head and wash the blades with a mild soap every month or two (never ever dry with a towel or anything, it can fuck the blades up); if maintained, the blades will last for fucking ever. They recommend replacing after a year, but I never replace mine lol. Then again, I don't shave often either.

[DaveK]

Norelco shavers are my favorite. Always work right and last about an hour on a full charge, and they work plugged in if you forget to charge it or something and the battery dies. The one I have is extremely easy to maintain also. It's built so it can handle water getting inside without fucking anything up (unless you turn it on or plug it in while there's a lot in it), and the top flips up so you can just put it under the faucet and then leave it out to dry. Of course, it's good to disassemble the head and wash the blades with a mild soap every month or two (never ever dry with a towel or anything, it can fuck the blades up); if maintained, the blades will last for fucking ever. They recommend replacing after a year, but I never replace mine lol. Then again, I don't shave often either.

I've always wanted a proper electric razor, I'm thinking something from the Braun Series 3 as it gets a really close shave which is what I want. Simple, quick and no mess shaving. It's around €130-180 depending on the model, so I might get one for Christmas or something.

[wtf8269]

Decided to rock some friendly mutton chops for a few weeks before I have to start going to interviews for an engineering co-op again.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs003.snc4/33505_461548625574_745025574_6997709_6786937_n.jpg

[DaMulta]

Decided to rock some friendly mutton chops for a few weeks before I have to start going to interviews for an engineering co-op again.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs003.snc4/33505_461548625574_745025574_6997709_6786937_n.jpg

You could so sport that wih your interviews. I think that looks badass on you!

[Papahyooie]

Mutton chops are so badass. I had some proper wolverine style chops going on for awhile when my hair was a bit longer. Was told all the time I looked just like him in the origins movie. Then my job made me shave. No fun...

[Wile E]

Decided to rock some friendly mutton chops for a few weeks before I have to start going to interviews for an engineering co-op again.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs003.snc4/33505_461548625574_745025574_6997709_6786937_n.jpg

Is that an XL sized Hetfield I see going on there?

[PP Mguire]

Those arent exactly mutton chops.

[Solaris17]

Decided to rock some friendly mutton chops for a few weeks before I have to start going to interviews for an engineering co-op again.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs003.snc4/33505_461548625574_745025574_6997709_6786937_n.jpg

wtf! your alive?! jesus dude havent seen you in forever!

[Laurijan]

My newbie beard:
http://img.techpowerup.org/100811/IMG_0451.jpg

[DaMulta]

I wish I would of taken a pic of my mountain beard. I went 2 months without shaving lol

Anyways here is my beard with a quick trim.\

http://img.techpowerup.org/100811/beard.jpg

[de.das.dude]

i grow beard every day but only on the sides. i have to shave every other day.

[PP Mguire]

Im trying to grow mine out again.

[Laurijan]

http://www.generalnonsense.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=494&stc=1&d=1265312089

How is the beard going E?

Man you look so happy when you vape!

[wtf8269]

Those arent exactly mutton chops.
Technically they're called friendly mutton chops.
wtf! your alive?! jesus dude havent seen you in forever!
Haha I lurk on here almost daily. I hardly post much though.

[CDdude56]

Since im Persian mixed, i grow a stereotypical Muslim terrorist beard unfortunately.(it's still not fully grown yet)

My Mustache hasn't fully grown yet though, any way to make mustaches/beards grow faster?

[DrPepper]

Since im Persian mixed, i grow a stereotypical Muslim terrorist beard unfortunately.(it's still not fully grown yet)

My Mustache hasn't fully grown yet though, any way to make mustaches/beards grow faster?

I wish I had a terrorist beard :(

[Wile E]

I wish I had a Grizzly Adams beard.

[jmcslob]

I wish I had an Amish Beard

[PP Mguire]

I wish i had a Jesus beard.

[MT Alex]

I wish I could survive by eating nothing but bearded clams.

[theJesus]

I wish i had a Jesus beard.
Me too.

[Craigleberry]

I tried it once and kept getting called a bum.... So now I just keep a goatee.

[DaveK]

Ugh, I shaved yesterday for the first time in 3 months and it's horrible, I just kept stubble instead of shaving, now I'm all rough and itchy :(

[Reventon]

I'm growing out a goatee. Looks decent right now because I just got a haircut. Hoping to get it slightly longer before I trim it down. No lip hair though, no thanks.

[DaveK]

Woot another person with a goatee (toast)

lol I found this on Google: GoateeSaver (http://goateesaver.com/)

[Reventon]

Would work well. But my hair isn't thick enough, it's kind of patchy. Of course it grows well on my neck though, the one place I don't want it.

[DaveK]

Would work well. But my hair isn't thick enough, it's kind of patchy. Of course it grows well on my neck though, the one place I don't want it.

I guess if you just let it grow for a while then trim it to even it out it should be fine. When I wanted to grow a full beard it was really patchy and it would have taken me longer than 3 months to get a decent and even beard.

Once you have a goatee you just need to find a good length, assuming you'll be trimming it? I can't remember what I used, I think it was like 3/4" or something.

[theJesus]

When I had a goatee, I only trimmed around it and let it get really long. It was awesome :D

[Reventon]

I guess if you just let it grow for a while then trim it to even it out it should be fine. When I wanted to grow a full beard it was really patchy and it would have taken me longer than 3 months to get a decent and even beard.

Once you have a goatee you just need to find a good length, assuming you'll be trimming it? I can't remember what I used, I think it was like 3/4" or something.

Yeah I need a new razor mine licks asshole I've had it like since I started shaving

[MRCL]

Three weeks unshaven, and I still have two weeks left of my vacation.

http://img.techpowerup.org/110831/2011-08-29 20.23.43.jpg

[Reventon]

I can grow a good beard in three weeks, but not that good. Impressive.

[razaron]

I shall see how quickly my bard grows in Movember.
Do you do that in your country? Movember, that is.

[dr emulator (madmax)]

at first i was like ? PP Mguire #106

then i saw the date 08-31-2010, 02:27 AM

:D

i could have shown ya'all my beard but the camera's packed away so :p

[MRCL]

I shall see how quickly my bard grows in Movember.
Do you do that in your country? Movember, that is.

Mowhat?

[razaron]

"On Movember 1st, guys register at Movember.com with a clean-shaven face and then for the rest of the month, these selfless and generous men, known as Mo Bros, groom, trim and wax their way into the annals of fine moustachery. Supported by the women in their lives, Mo Sistas, Movember Mo Bros raise funds by seeking out sponsorship for their Mo-growing efforts.

Mo Bros effectively become walking, talking billboards for the 30 days of November and through their actions and words raise awareness by prompting private and public conversation around the often ignored issue of men’s health."

[MRCL]

Uhh... no we don't do that :P He do have the "Playoff-beard", carried out by Hokey fans. I'm not exactly aware of the rules, but one of my coworkers, a huge Hockey fan, sometimes shows up with a porn stache during Hockey season.

[twilyth]

"On Movember 1st, guys register at Movember.com with a clean-shaven face and then for the rest of the month, these selfless and generous men, known as Mo Bros, groom, trim and wax their way into the annals of fine moustachery. Supported by the women in their lives, Mo Sistas, Movember Mo Bros raise funds by seeking out sponsorship for their Mo-growing efforts.

Mo Bros effectively become walking, talking billboards for the 30 days of November and through their actions and words raise awareness by prompting private and public conversation around the often ignored issue of men’s health."
In the US, "mo" is short for homo (popularized by the tv sitcom Will & Grace. So I'm guessing this isn't a US site, or if it is, then it's a gay US site.

edit: ok, is clearly a us site - http://us.movember.com/ - since it's for charity, maybe they aren't aware of the reference. {shrug}

[3991v]

Holy old thread. I'm not allowed to have a beard for work :( Only a mustache :(

[MRCL]

An old thread that shall not die, that is.

[Wile E]

Holy old thread. I'm not allowed to have a beard for work :( Only a mustache :(

Rock the handlebars.

[Princess]

Beards are either major YAY or major nay.

[twilyth]

zombie vampire thread

http://provisionslibrary.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/vampire-zombie1.jpg

[noangel1987]

If it's nice and cleanly shaven, then you're in.

[Reventon]

Beards are either major YAY or major nay.

I would imagine. Some people look better with them, some are the opposite. Just depends on the shape of your face and how your hair grows really. Also whether or not you keep it nice and clean or just go scruffy.

[Reventon]

Right now I just have a straight up goatee going. No sideburns, stache, or any other hair than on my chin.

[WhiteLotus]

I implore everyone here to go and check out movember.

I did it last year and I will do it this year.

[Reventon]

Nooooo sir, I got one or two people who'd be mad at me if I did that haha

[CyberDruid]

I'm going for the Jeff Bridges look. Only took a couple of months for me too look just like a homeless person. Winning.