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dr emulator (madmax)
01-13-2010, 09:31 AM
Mark Zachary, 51, from the city of Orangeburg in South Carolina, was given the maximum sentence after jurors found him guilty of shoplifting.

http://estb.msn.com/i/2D/B4F6EC761D96364D47EB11944181FC.jpgIn his defence, Zachary claimed he wasn't stealing the meat but merely giving it a "massaging".

But according to the Times and Democrat (http://www.timesanddemocrat.com/), when a store manager approached Zachary about the unusual object under his shirt, he fled and ran straight into the arms of an off-duty police officer.

Prosecutors argued that the 10-year sentence was justified because the theft was Zachary's ninth offence.


source (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=151708093)

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