Suggestions for user titles

[DanTheBanjoman]

Currently we're still using new member, senior member, etc. Rather boring, please suggest some replacement titles or just a global theme.

Titles can be set at any given post count, there is no limit per se.

[Black Panther]

Is a n00b
Just settled in
Devoted member
Addicted member
Obsessed member
Lives here


I'm sure there are better ideas though.

[CyberDruid]

How about

Curious
Weirdo
Pyschopath

:)

[btarunr]

"I'm a n00b" doesn't sound very welcoming.

How about lolcurious

[Wile E]

postwhore should be one of them. :D

[CyberDruid]

lolcurious and postwhore seem about right :)

[Black Panther]

Yes lolcurious and postwhore are ideal for the newcomers and veterans respectively.

I expected there'd me more suggestions for 'those in the middle' though.
Keep 'em coming guys!

[MRCL]

How about Nonsense Novice as a stepup from lolcurious? Just popped up in my head.

[DanTheBanjoman]

Yes lolcurious and postwhore are ideal for the newcomers and veterans respectively.

I expected there'd me more suggestions for 'those in the middle' though.
Keep 'em coming guys!

Agreed, I expected people to be fuller of shit :)

[Black Panther]

Agreed, I expected people to be fuller of shit :)

Sorry I couldn't resist! :D

skidmark
dingleberry
pellet
dump
missile
submarine

[jmcslob]

Developmental Member
Mental Member
Obsessed Member
Post Nympho Member
Shizofrenic Member
DAN

[Wile E]

lol. Dan should absolutely be the highest user title.

[MRCL]

lol. Dan should absolutely be the highest user title.

Requiring 10000 posts, Netherland citizenship, mental illness, evil tendencies and a jumpsuit with (r) and (u) on it.

[btarunr]

Requiring 10000 posts, Netherland citizenship, mental illness, evil tendencies and a jumpsuit with (r) and (u) on it.

For 10,000: Interwebs Zombie

[MRCL]

For 10,000: Interwebs Zombie

And your avatar will be set to the South Park WoW guy

http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2007/291/south_park_wow488_embed.jpg

[DaveK]

sorry i couldn't resist! :d

skidmark
dingleberry
pellet
dump
missile
submarine

lol

[95viper]

Don't have any user title suggestions, but, how about this; instead of just how many posts you have... include time you are a member,too. Sorta, like your Post per day average, that way you rating changes. If you post your rating(user title)goes up and if you don't, it goes down. If you post(poop), then mods put in the lowest special user title for a period of time-(poop)head.

[Black Panther]

bimp
bemp
bamp
bomp
bump

[Kreij]

Just give everone belt colors like in martial arts.

White Belt
Yellow Belt
Orange Belt
Red Belt


etc. etc. until you hit 10,000 posts then you get "Super Stud Ninja". :D

[DonInKansas]

Dirty Sanchez should be a ranking.

[erocker]

Here we go, in no particular order:

DMV Employee
Street Prostitute
Landfill Manager
Gravedigger
Lunch Lady
Chimney Sweep
Executioner
Towel Boy -->Good one for n00bs
Heroin Mule
Porn Theater Janitor
Barnyard ejaculator
Flatulence Analyst

[DanTheBanjoman]

DMV, if you want to use American things we could just name anyone with 0 posts "American", that would motivate them to post right away. Other than that, that list is getting creative, random crap like that is good.

[Kreij]

How about every 50 posts the user's title changes to "is really <randomly picked username>." It would create very interesting discussion ...

erocker
is really Black Panther

50 posts later ...

erocker
is really CyberDruid

Talk about identity crisis. :D

[Wile E]

How about a different mind-altering drug for every different step?

[DanTheBanjoman]

How about a different mind-altering drug for every different step?

I expected that suggestion from another member :P

[Wile E]

I expected that suggestion from another member :P

Strangely enough, so did I. lol

[jmcslob]

Oh shit that is a good Idea

[Wile E]

Can my user title be roofies?

[jmcslob]

did you know that this post puts me 270 behind JC316 since before this it was 271 but after I hit "post quick reply" it will in fact be 270 that is unless he posts again...

will it never end

[DonInKansas]

Cocaine, it's a hell of a post count.

[dr emulator (madmax)]

just popping in

likes it here

got to have one more than you

responsible for eye cancer

oh no not you again

omg no more

hurts peoples brains

:D

[Steevo]

It is mind altering to be here.

Its bad when a dried up old B gets hit by a train, knowing what she is doing.
But it is never wrong to kill a unborn child that has made no conscious decision or mistake.
Drugs are OK, and crack doesn't change you.
But prescription drugs and vaccines are a way to control your mind.
Sexually posed provocative pictures are wonderful.
But any artful or tasteful nudity is a sin.

I have a idea. When a member decides to have their user title changed, they must post a poll, and there will be one option blank for general nonsense choice.


So I could be "Pipe Laying Plumber" or "Resident Asshole", barring Dan doesn't get the asshole one first. I love you Dan.......come give daddy some sugar.

[jmcslob]

What?

[theJesus]

I'm gonna have to bump this since we still seem to only have "member" and "senior member," which is way too easy to get.

postwhore, i'll reiterate as an awesome suggestion

I think titles that aren't really titles, but instead say something about the user, would be fun.
A bunch of random things to illustrate what I described:

"is just lurking"
"is a postwhore"
"needs to go outside"
"needs to sleep"
"will eat your babies"

[FordGT90Concept]

I have a idea. When a member decides to have their user title changed, they must post a poll, and there will be one option blank for general nonsense choice.
I like that idea. Fits with the "General Nonsense" theme. If a vote happens and the user rejects the choice, they get something arbitrary that disqualifies them from changing their title again (e.g. "was nonsensed").

[jmcslob]

So I see this thread right after viewing the hot girl thread and read it as "Suggestions for user Titties"

[cdawall]

can we make each title a different celebrity religion dibs on FSM for me

or better yet cars

noob==AMC Pacer
ford grenada
ford pinto
ford taurus
ford 5 hundred
ford taurus
and veterans can be like rocketsled

[Black Panther]

Reflecting postwhoring with #5 being the top one :p

1) Triprift
2) FordGT90Concept
3) Dr Emulator
4) Wile E
5) TheJesus

[epicfail]

lolcurious
PostWhore in Training
i herd you like mudkipz.
PostWhore
TripRifts Young Padawan

[theJesus]

In ascending order.

Post Virgin
Posted Cherry
Post Addict
Post Whore
Post Star
God <--- reserved for W1zzard

[FreedomEclipse]

how about personal custom titles?? it would save you the hassle of having to decided whats what & it would make a lot of us happy - this is GN not TPU. getting anywhere near 3k posts or whatever is gonna take a few years judging by how many members that actually post here - were pretty much all TPU regulars.

so im all for personal custom titles. theres not really much of a reason not to walk down that path.

[twilyth]

We could have the levels named after the fetish mascots.

Still waitin' on my necro mascot. Hint, hint.

It would be a bitch to rank them. Who is on top? Hetero dog? IDK.

Or we could use computer parts but screw with the names

admin - central pimp unit; master pimp unit
mod - dee rammin' mammaries
guru - hyper trance proto-geek
senior - panty sniffer (I was getting bored)

[Papahyooie]

Suggestions for user titties

I suggest 34 C's.

[Black Panther]

I suggest 34 C's.

Lol was that a coincidence or have I shared my size on here before :confused:

[Papahyooie]

Lol was that a coincidence or have I shared my size on here before :confused:

No, just a coincidence that you have the perfect size boobs. 34 C's are not too big (which makes them saggy) , or if they're not saggy then they could be mistaken for fake ones. And not too small, which is self-explanatory.

[jmcslob]

Well for me 34-C is perfect...as it fits my hand just Right...
I dunno they are just the right size...It's something I personally like about women...34-C LOL

[CyberDruid]

Lecherous Dog
Fondler
Molester
Inmate

[regexorcist]

How about "Flame Warrior" titles

There must be over a hundred in the roster :D
Check em out... (they fit some people like a glove)
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/

[Mussels]

Lol was that a coincidence or have I shared my size on here before :confused:

pics or it didnt happen

[dr emulator (madmax)]

Reflecting postwhoring with #5 being the top one :p

1) Triprift
2) FordGT90Concept
3) Dr Emulator
4) Wile E
5) TheJesus

http://i.tpucdn.com/forums/images/smilies/laugh.gif
i nearly spat my drink out laughing at that :D

[theJesus]

getting anywhere near 3k posts or whatever is gonna take a few years judging by how many members that actually post here
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I suggest 34 C's.
Lol was that a coincidence or have I shared my size on here before :confused:
pics or it didnt happen
Yup.

[jmcslob]

Wouldn't it be fucking weird if you just posted on this thread but yet you didn't cause that was another thread which is this thread.....

[MRCL]

Dan quit smoking pot all day and do something already. Over a year has passed since the start of this thread.

[Triprift]

Lol are you high or something jmc? :p

[jmcslob]

Yeah...Why?

[MRCL]

Yeah...Why?

Because I have no idea what you're talking about and I read your post with the voice of a stoned black man in my head for some reason.

[Triprift]

That lol well put :D

[jmcslob]

Because I have no idea what you're talking about and I read your post with the voice of a stoned black man in my head for some reason.

cause that is like this
http://www.generalnonsense.net/showthread.php?p=108681#post108681

[Bundy]

lol thc wins

[Triprift]

thc lol wth? :P

[MRCL]

cause that is like this
http://www.generalnonsense.net/showthread.php?p=108681#post108681

I klicked that link. It sent me to another thread and your post, whose link I clicked again. It took me here, to a link, which I again clicked and it sent me yet again to the other thread.

PUT AND END TO THIS MISERY YOU INTOXICATED MADMAN!

[DanTheBanjoman]

Dan quit smoking pot all day and do something already. Over a year has passed since the start of this thread.

Supply data.

[Mussels]

i'm sad. even being a super mod doesnt let me set custom titles for people :(

[mlee49]

Supply data.

User defined titles

The automatic post counting title changing idea was sweet, have it set to like 20 different titles for a range of posters.


We could just remove the titles(or perhaps DeDasDude's)

Make everyone's say Dan's Lemming

Use 8 bit binary 1's and 0's



Want more?

[DanTheBanjoman]

The automatic post counting title changing idea was sweet, have it set to like 20 different titles for a range of posters.


Supply data.

[DanTheBanjoman]

0-9 - Lost TPU member
10-24 - Sensible
25-49 - Confused
50-99 - Awkward
100-249 - Confusing
250-499 - Spreading nonsense
500-999 - Nonsense cultist
1000-2499 - Nonsense televangelist
2500-4999 - Nonsense specialist
5000+ - Nonsense general


Something along the lines of someone joins from TPU, being completely sensible. Turns strange, joins the ranks of the other strange people and eventually leads armies of people making no sense being the NG (I swapped GN to be NG, isn't that just amazing?)
Perhaps become nonsense itself at 10K or higher?

Yes/no? Changes? Suggestions? Nonsense?

[CyberDruid]

I can't argue against that logic. I like "pope" better than "preacher" and "professionals" get paid. I don't even get paid in Thanks...so not sure about Professional as a title. Maybe "Specialist"? that would relate to the military grade of "General"

[MRCL]

0-9 - Lost TPU member
10-24 - Sensible
25-49 - Confused
50-99 - Awkward
100-249 - Confusing
250-499 - Spreading nonsense
500-999 - Nonsense cultist
1000-2499 - Nonsense preacher
2500-4999 - Nonsense professional
5000+ - Nonsense general


0-9 Lost soul (because not all members here are TPUers)
1000-2499 Nonsense Televangelist

[theJesus]

0-9 - Lost TPU member
10-24 - Sensible
25-49 - Confused
50-99 - Awkward
100-249 - Confusing
250-499 - Spreading nonsense
500-999 - Nonsense cultist
1000-2499 - Nonsense preacher
2500-4999 - Nonsense professional
5000+ - Nonsense general


Something along the lines of someone joins from TPU, being completely sensible. Turns strange, joins the ranks of the other strange people and eventually leads armies of people making no sense being the NG (I swapped GN to be NG, isn't that just amazing?)
Perhaps become nonsense itself at 10K or higher?

Yes/no? Changes? Suggestions? Nonsense?
10k+ - Whore

[DanTheBanjoman]

0-9 Lost soul (because not all members here are TPUers)
1000-2499 Nonsense Televangelist

GN is primarily for TPU users though. The fact that there are some exceptions is not relevant. Besides, not everyone has a soul. Televangelist is fine by me.

[theJesus]

GN is primarily for TPU users though. The fact that there are some exceptions is not relevant. Besides, not everyone has a soul. Televangelist is fine by me.
And you're a prime example.

[DanTheBanjoman]

And you're a prime example.

Being judge, jury and executioner a soul would be quite unhandy.

[Mussels]

Being judge, jury and executioner a soul would be quite unhandy.

not to mention having a sole could wind up with you being used as parts for a shoe.

[CyberDruid]

Dan's sole purpose to slosh about ankle deep in troll blood. Hope your sole is non skid.

[theJesus]

This may have been mentioned already, but every time I scroll to the bottom of the forum index and see this thread, I read it as, "Suggestions for user titties."

[FordGT90Concept]

0-9 - Lost TPU member
10-24 - Sensible
25-49 - Confused
50-99 - Awkward
100-249 - Confusing
250-499 - Spreading nonsense
500-999 - Nonsense cultist
1000-2499 - Nonsense televangelist
2500-4999 - Nonsense specialist
5000+ - Nonsense general


Something along the lines of someone joins from TPU, being completely sensible. Turns strange, joins the ranks of the other strange people and eventually leads armies of people making no sense being the NG (I swapped GN to be NG, isn't that just amazing?)
Perhaps become nonsense itself at 10K or higher?

Yes/no? Changes? Suggestions? Nonsense?
Dooooooo it! It can always be changed later.

[Wile E]

I agree. those are as good as any.