Manscaping 101

[Kantastic]

So I'm 16 (17 soon) and decided to shave my pubic hair in the crotch region. Well I took a pair of kitchen shears (yes really) and started giving little Kant down there a haircut. I didn't have any shaving cream or multiblade razors on hand so I decided to just do a buzz cut. Little did I know that the little hair left would feel like a million tiny needles. After I type this I'm going to scratch my nut because it's itching/irritating.

Anybody want to recommend some shaving cream or lotion? :(

[WhiteLotus]

lol.

[MRCL]

Your skin down there will get used to that to some level... since its your first time its obvious it will itch :p

I use some Nivea aftershave... stings at first, but its good to the skin. Normal shampoo works aswell (as I do this task in the shower, yes!). And I use disposable razors with one blade. It works out quite well.

Two words of advice:
1- Be c a r e f u l when using a razor.
2- Try maintaining a boner while shaving. And I'm dead serious. It makes it more convenient since the skin isn't all flappy and wrinkled, but rather tense.

[Kantastic]

Your skin down there will get used to that to some level... since its your first time its obvious it will itch :p

I use some Nivea aftershave... stings at first, but its good to the skin. Normal shampoo works aswell (as I do this task in the shower, yes!). And I use disposable razors with one blade. It works out quite well.

Two words of advice:
1- Be c a r e f u l when using a razor.
2- Try maintaining a boner while shaving. And I'm dead serious. It makes it more convenient since the skin isn't all flappy and wrinkled, but rather tense.

The boner won't be a problem, I'll head over to my local pharmacy and see if I can find some Nivea, if not I'll just use shampoo. Thanks!

[Anita]

my pubic hair in the crotch region.

Did you leave the pubic hair on the rest of your body alone? ;)

[FordGT90Concept]

Too much information! *claws at brain*

[El Fiendo]

First off, +1 White Lotus.

Second off, try Nair. You have to leave it on for like 10 minutes though even if the instructions tell you not to. In fact don't even look at the instructions.

[dr emulator (madmax)]

chuckles loudly at this thread :D

[MRCL]

First off, +1 White Lotus.

Not lol. Every guy goes through this, and asking advice on a nonsense forum run by a tech forum is best - Techies like us know EVERYTHING.

[Triptex]

DO not use Nair. That stuff can burn your skin. I used it once and got distracted by pizza while it "set" and I burned my nuts. :eek:

[Kantastic]

If the hair down there is anything like facial hair I'm going to cry at the thought of it growing back thicker and harder.

[jmcslob]

NO NAIR!!!! not down There!!!

Careful is right....

Yeah it's easier in a hot shower so you can really stretch your sack out to Straight and flat as possible.

I prefer Barbasol for Sensitve skin with Aloe

[El Fiendo]

Aw come on guys, I wanted to see if he'd actually Nair his nuts.

[Black Panther]

The lower down you remove the fuzz the more it will itch. Nair = blade. Leaving like 1mm of fuzz will itch the least.

Best solution for the itching is plain talcum powder, the unperfumed kind (which used to be used on babies before it was discovered that talcum powder shouldn't be used on babies because it might irritate the lungs.) It's amazing but it works.


(Btw it's "pubes" in short, and not "pubs". "Pubs" are just the places you go to drink and have fun...)

[btarunr]

Two words of advice:
1- Be c a r e f u l when using a razor.
2- Try maintaining a boner while shaving. And I'm dead serious. It makes it more convenient since the skin isn't all flappy and wrinkled, but rather tense.

Exactly, and to add to that, expose the area to cold air. The scrotal skin will constrict/tighten.

[DaMulta]

lol

[El Fiendo]

Meh, I've never bothered with a full on shave. I get the trimmers and hack it back so the semi Scottish country side doesn't overtake the main attraction. That's usually a pain in the ass enough as is, but I get very little irritation that way.


See MRCL? Damulta lol'd too.

[btarunr]

(Btw it's "pubes" in short, and not "pubs". "Pubs" are just the places you go to drink and have fun...)

You've been drinking again, sweetie. :)

[Black Panther]

You've been drinking again, sweetie. :)

Nope, I just played a bit at being a grammer nazi....

Don't tell me you refer to 'pubs' as 'pubes' in India? Or that you refer to 'pubes' as 'pubs'? ;)

[btarunr]

Nope, I just played a bit at being a grammer nazi....

Don't tell me you refer to 'pubs' as 'pubes' in India? Or that you refer to 'pubes' as 'pubs'? ;)

No, where did you see 'pubs'?

[MRCL]

See MRCL? Damulta lol'd too.

Ever since his monk haircut he posted on TPU once, I don't trust him with hair related things.

[El Fiendo]

Ever since his monk haircut he posted on TPU once, I don't trust him with hair related things.

Damnit! Why do you have to go pointing out the obvious errors in my reasoning? (nutlick)

And Bta, it used to be the title. Either you're being sly and you changed it to mess with her mind or BP changed it once she saw the error.

[erocker]

Men use a machete. The more rust the better.

[Mussels]

http://blog.internetnews.com/apatrizio/do-not-want-dog.jpg

[Papahyooie]

Not lol. Every guy goes through this, and asking advice on a nonsense forum run by a tech forum is best - Techies like us know EVERYTHING.


And for the most part, techies like us know our own genital area very intimately.

[Wile E]

lol. I can honestly say, I believe this is the first thread I've ever seen dedicated to shaving pubes.

[warup89]

First of all "lol" man this forum site it making look at you guys different =p.

ANYWAYS- I would not suggest to do the "larry fine" [shave all] down there because you run the chance of getting ingrow hair which stings and itches like a modafuka, so just do a light tream and leave barely anything. Also if you shave, the next pubes that come out are going to be thicker and longer, so you might start a never ending cycle.

[Kantastic]

How exactly do I do a good trim? If I run a razor down there it'll end up (as warup said) larry fine. Kitchen shears can only do so much and I don't want to spend 2 hours with a nail clipper. :/

I WISH I NEVER DID ANY OF THIS!

[Jizzler]

Beard trimmer = great multi-use tool.

Thought shaving the base/balls is worth the extra work IMO. Best chance of chicks going porn star on your junk.

[erocker]

When it comes to smooth balls, all one needs to do is listen to Dave Chappelle.

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[Papahyooie]

How exactly do I do a good trim? If I run a razor down there it'll end up (as warup said) larry fine. Kitchen shears can only do so much and I don't want to spend 2 hours with a nail clipper. :/

I WISH I NEVER DID ANY OF THIS!

Well its too late for that now. Just use the razor every couple of days you'll be fine. It'll be irritated for awhile, but your skin will get used to it pretty soon. and like jizzler said, its much better this way ;)

[jmcslob]

Oh god forgot about the ingrown Hair....

Yeah I bet all it takes is 1 ingrown Hair on the Nut Sack and you never shave em again.....


Yeah...you ever get an ingrown hair that fills up with blood?

OOO Ouch now imagine that on your Balls.....

Better yet imagine that on your balls in July.....

Hot Sweaty flappy balls with a big ass Blood filled ingrown Hair....

And well at some point you would have to POP it.......

[warup89]

just just any kind of trimmer [preferably a beard one like jizzler said :)]

[Papahyooie]

ive had ingrown hairs on the shaft. Just rip it out with a pair of tweezers. Buncha pussies...

[stephanie]

hmmmm

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/funny-facebook-andrew-poorsac.png?w=525&h=229

[ProgressiveTokyo]

Stephanie!! LOL.

Actually I have kept myself completely shaved for about 4 years now. My wife loves it and rewards me with plenty of oral attention. And with her being completely shaved as well its adds something to the intercourse experience.

But hey.. we are some crazy freaks in Japan..

[Papahyooie]

If shaving your pubes and oral is crazy freaky in japan you need to catch up...

[Kantastic]

Don't even ask me why I chose to ask you fellas, I guess I lurk around TPU so much you guys are like distant family. :D I'm going to hit the shower after I finish my essay and get shaving.

@Tokyo - AMEN! I should visit Japan someday all nice and shaved.

[DonInKansas]

Man up and run the Mach 3 on it. Ladies love it.

[DaveK]

I made that mistake once, a full on shave. Was nice and itchy for awhile. Now I just use a beard trimmer.

[Kantastic]

I think I'm gonna grab myself a beard trimmer, I basically shaved everything off (couldn't control how much I wanted off with a razor) and now it's all itchy and pricky.

And a Mach 3 for special occasions. :)

[DirectorC]

That ichiness and prickiness goes away for good after a while. I've been takin the ol trimmer to the package for years now.

[MRCL]

Men use a machete. The more rust the better.

Or deodorant spray + lighter. (ww)

[Mussels]

Or deodorant spray + lighter. (ww)

real men use hot coals.

[Black Panther]

My guess is that hot wax is more efficient... ;)

[MRCL]

Stephanie!! LOL.

Actually I have kept myself completely shaved for about 4 years now. My wife loves it and rewards me with plenty of oral attention. And with her being completely shaved as well its adds something to the intercourse experience.

But hey.. we are some crazy freaks in Japan..

Japanese women are shaved? Man the asian pr0n here is really outdated then.

[El Fiendo]

I know right? Same issue in Canada, but I must say I'm all for change.

[Papahyooie]

How do all you people get away with trimmers? If i wait too long and let it go all sasquatch on me, I use a trimmer to beat it back a bit so i can get the razor in there, but if i leave it like it is after the trimmer, then the stubbly hairs just stab me in the legs. Not to mention between the nutz :eek:

[Kantastic]

Fuck my life! I've been scratching my nut all day!

[Mussels]

Fuck my life! I've been scratching my nut all day!

you.... only have one?

[Kantastic]

you.... only have one?

My apologies, my sack was so itchy that I had to stop in between to scratch and forgot the s.

Or one of them never dropped when I was young... who knows? (nutlick)

[MRCL]

Fuck my life! I've been scratching my nut all day!

Be a man ya sissie! The itching will go away eventually. Stop scratching or you'll have your nut(s) literally in your hand sooner or later.

[ProgressiveTokyo]

Japanese women are shaved? Man the asian pr0n here is really outdated then.

Yeah its more socially acceptable nowadays, but many women wont because of the onsen issue where other women would see and think they are whores...etc.

My wife just doesnt care about that.

[MRCL]

Yeah its more socially acceptable nowadays, but many women wont because of the onsen issue where other women would see and think they are whores...etc.

My wife just doesnt care about that.

Lucky bastard.
Makes me want to visit Japan even more than before tho (r)
I already want to go there badly, but first I need appropriate amounts of money, time, and my poor Japanese won't get me anywhere. Konnichi wa, o genki desu ka? Maruseru-san desu! Thats about it, well a few words more but still, gomen nasai:o

[Mussels]

this thread has gone from DO NOT WANT to relevant to my interests.

still, gomen nasai sounds like a kind of noodle to me... lol.

[MT Alex]

Might as well paint your toe nails, go out sweater shopping, and become a card carrying metrosexual.

[Ozzmanfloyd120]

My guess is that hot wax is more efficient... ;)

A friend with benefits did this to me once... never again, never again. It felt like someone was tearing my sack off.

Might as well paint your toe nails, go out sweater shopping, and become a card carrying metrosexual.

I've been shaving since I was Kant's age (23 now) and if it makes me less of a man I'll take that as a compliment because I've got ware more down town action thanks to my grooming habits.

As for Kant's shaving, be careful, use a lubricant when shaving, and like everyone else says watch out for ingrown hairs and take care of them right away, I've read that the bad ones on your sack can turn into pustules (sp?) and you'll need your sack surgically removed and they'll put your rocks in specially made pouches on the sides of your thighs.

[pbmaster]

Been doing this for a while, using cheapo Grocery store brand disposables. Just do it in the shower, lather with either shampoo or body wash. Just be careful. I have yet to cut myself shaving down there, and I do it regularly.

[Wile E]

Might as well paint your toe nails, go out sweater shopping, and become a card carrying metrosexual.

This is one of the few areas where we disagree. You get way more head if you shave the hair off. Chicks don't like hairy balls, go figure.

[Mussels]

This is one of the few areas where we disagree. You get way more head if you shave the hair off. Chicks don't like hairy balls, go figure.

ding. i had to shave to convince more than one girl to do stuff, trimming wasn't enough.

[MT Alex]

ding. i had to shave to convince more than one girl to do stuff, trimming wasn't enough.

Sheesh. When I was younger that's why we had 18 and 24 packs of beer.

I could see shaving above the pole so your main squeeze isn't getting short curlies in her nose, but the sack? If a girl is going to try to fit an entire ball in her mouth, hasn't she progressed past the bounds of sqeamishness? By then I would imagine her ravenous appetite for testes would outweigh the drawbacks of a few errant hairs.

[Wile E]

Sheesh. When I was younger that's why we had 18 and 24 packs of beer.

I could see shaving above the pole so your main squeeze isn't getting short curlies in her nose, but the sack? If a girl is going to try to fit an entire ball in her mouth, hasn't she progressed past the bounds of sqeamishness? By then I would imagine her ravenous appetite for testes would outweigh the drawbacks of a few errant hairs.

Alex, there is one thing in this that you are not considering. it involves women, therefore logic does not apply. ;)

[Triprift]

Cant say ive ever been with a women who has requested that. They must have all been old fashioned gals. :D

[momentomoir]

hahahhaahah i literally laughed out loud this shit is funny

but if u think nair will have a reaction try it another area first

[PP Mguire]

Best way to shave your balls is this.

Go get some really thick body wash. Mostly womens. Like Caress, Dove, ect. The main thing is it has to be thick. Lather up REAL good and go to town with a mach 3 or Shick Quadro. Anything with one of those sensitivity strips. Seriously ive been shaving my pubes since i was 16 and ive had nothing but compliments from the women ive been with. Or back then the girls LOL Important part is ive never cut myself down there either.

Do not nair, veet, or wax. Waxing hurts like a fucking bitch and i think id rather cut myself shaving then wax my pubic region again. Veet and nair has a bad burning sensation to it. Not cool either.

Another thing to consider is girls dont like hairy legs, chest, or stomachs. The little happy trail under the belly button seems to be ok these days with shirtless guys. As long as it dosent look like a shit stain but even to me i still think it does. When i was in high school everything was shaved. Balls, legs, chest, ass, face and now i cut the hair outa my arm pits.

Chicks dig it and Mariah even says my arm pits dont stink as bad with no hair.

Now a days i use a hair buzz cutter. It dosent cut or hurt and gets low enough to even look like dark pubes where shaved. Nothing beats smooth balls though.

[Mussels]

Cant say ive ever been with a women who has requested that. They must have all been old fashioned gals. :D

mostly just girls who don't like flossing with pubes...

[Michael]

Do an internet search for instructions. There are special hair salons that will do it for you. They most likely offer other services.

[xfire]

You'll have to do it regularly if you want to be saved from the itching. Shampoo will help soften the hair, if needed. Try to use a blade which isn't too sharp. Don't apply to much pressure. Use repeated strokes instead of applying too much pressure.

[Kreij]

Men use a machete. The more rust the better.

Real men just squirt on a little charcoal lighter fluid and burn it off.

Really stud ninjas' just move so fast that their body hair stays where they started and falls to the ground.

Chuck Norris just tellls the hair to get back inside.

At least that's what I've heard.

[Ozzmanfloyd120]

Another thing to consider is girls dont like hairy legs, chest, or stomachs. The little happy trail under the belly button seems to be ok these days with shirtless guys. As long as it dosent look like a shit stain but even to me i still think it does. When i was in high school everything was shaved. Balls, legs, chest, ass, face and now i cut the hair outa my arm pits.

That's commitment, I shave my back once a week and that takes me almost a half hour, I can't imagine how much time you spend shaving or even the cost of razors. Kudos.

[pbmaster]

The most tedious part is starting an area for the first time. The skin is more sensitive and the hair is longer. Once you do it a few times it's soo much easier just to keep it maintained. I know first hand though, the women I've had relations with compliment it :)

[Black Panther]

I can't imagine all the fuss you 'tough' guys are coming up with...(slap) :p

I use Silk Epil, it's a little machine which's got a head of rotating tweezers. When applied it plucks up every hair from the root. But instead of tweezing one hair at a time it tweezes out 40 at a time. :D

That way there's no itching afterwards, and you stay clean of fuzz for 4-6 weeks. I use it on legs, pubic region and underarm. Sure it hurts a bit, but the result is smoothly awesome. (nutlick) a

I don't imagine it being used anywhere other than firm flesh however. That excludes the nutsack...

Here's what doing it looks like....... it appears men find it really hard to use lol......

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[Kreij]

You're pretty tough DP, I think you would do well here in WI.
The women here braid the hair, tie nylon rope to the braids and then to a rodeo bull and then slap the bull on the ass.

Same effect as the Epil (called EpiLady here in the states).

[xfire]

The most tedious part is starting an area for the first time. The skin is more sensitive and the hair is longer. Once you do it a few times it's soo much easier just to keep it maintained. I know first hand though, the women I've had relations with compliment it :)
You can always trim it down first before shaving it. Makes it a lot easier. Even reduces the amount of hair that gets stuck in the blade.

I can't imagine all the fuss you 'tough' guys are coming up with...(slap) :p



You don't have the balls to shave;) . You are pretty tough, I give you that. Men are quite protective of their sac. This like putting a needle on a balloon and trying not to burst it.

[Mussels]

I know first hand though, the women I've had relations with compliment it :)

Damn women have no manners! They shouldn't talk with their mouth full

[ProgressiveTokyo]

Sheesh. When I was younger that's why we had 18 and 24 packs of beer.



If getting a girl completely hammered is the only way you are getting head.. dude you are doing it wrong.

Of course I am spoiled.. wifey gives me head on command.

[DirectorC]

Japan sounds more awesome every day. Fresh tech, fast cars and an increasing number of loose women with shaven beavers. Paradise?

Not for the dozens of people committing hari kari every day though :confused:

[Steevo]

Wax that shit. Much better.

[MT Alex]

If getting a girl completely hammered is the only way you are getting head.. dude you are doing it wrong.

Who would want to hang out with girls who can't handle themselves after 18 beers?(toast) Besides, adolescent keg parties held in the middle of thousands of acres of nothing but trees, with a bonfire that nearly touches Orion's belt, is probably not something you're accustomed to in Tokyo.

[ProgressiveTokyo]

Who would want to hang out with girls who can't handle themselves after 18 beers?(toast) Besides, adolescent keg parties held in the middle of thousands of acres of nothing but trees, with a bonfire that nearly touches Orion's belt, is probably not something you're accustomed to in Tokyo.

Growing up in Western Massachusetts in the heart of the Appalachian Trail actually pallet bonfire parties on top of October Mountain with beer balls (remember those?) and 30 packs is something I fondly remember. Still love camping and fishing and actually here I can take a 2 hour bullet train and get to some amazing fishing, camping and the great outdoors...with some traditional Buddhist temples mixed in for fun. While at the same time I can go downtown for some of the nightlife, which Tokyo is famous for.

Or just be a geek and hang out in Akihabara

But I must say the crazy life here in Tokyo has a bit more flavor to it than the old days back home.

[PP Mguire]

That's commitment, I shave my back once a week and that takes me almost a half hour, I can't imagine how much time you spend shaving or even the cost of razors. Kudos.

I havent shaved everything like that since i was in high school. That was way to time consuming and waxing even though i got used to it still hurt.

While using the buzz cutter it only takes me the better part of 10 minutes with no distractions to cut everything.

[Steevo]

I wax, and I wax the wife. Nothing left. Almost time again.


They make skin numbing spray or creme, don't wash as it keeps the hair tough.

have your significant other help, and in turn you get to do them.

Take Vicodin, 2 to be safe.
Spray on numbing spray and wait 5-15 minutes untill it's starts to go numb.
Use a good wax.
Dust heavily with babypowder to coat the skin so it doesn't stick there.
Spread warm wax all over for the first wax job.
Use full muslin strips. Only reuse once.
Try and do it in 6 pulls.
Pat the muslin strip down very well, being aware to pull against the hair growth, leaving enough to hold onto.
Have the person being waxed pull the skin tight.
Tell them you are going to count to 3.
Count, One, Tw, fuck them and three and just pull.
Don't let them close their legs or else it makes it worse as they still have wax on them.
Now they know the pain, your dirty whore tricks and that they are still covered in wax and there is only one way out.
Don't rewax any areas.
Clean up with a wax remover, use some soothing lotion.
Shower and cry like a baby.

[jmcslob]

I'm Italian and Irish
I have way to much Hair to Wax....

That kind of Trauma would probably kill me

[PP Mguire]

Im half italian and french and i still used to wax ;)

Course that was when i was younger and it wasnt so thick. Now i dont think i could but idk just seems pointless when there are easier methods of getting rid of the hair.

[KieX]

So I'm 16 (17 soon) and decided to shave my pubic hair in the crotch region. Well I took a pair of kitchen shears (yes really) and started giving little Kant down there a haircut. I didn't have any shaving cream or multiblade razors on hand so I decided to just do a buzz cut. Little did I know that the little hair left would feel like a million tiny needles. After I type this I'm going to scratch my nut because it's itching/irritating.

Anybody want to recommend some shaving cream or lotion? :(

Late comer to this thread. The OP made me laugh till I was in stitches!

Also Kitchen Shears... man that is crazy! I tried that once and accidentaly cut my ball sack with those and the amount of blood was scary. I found it funny though cos my imagination was going "blood, OMGWTF!:eek: well at least i'm not loosing spunk :D".

[Kantastic]

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?!!?!

An update for you sickos (jkjk), my balls have stopped itching. I do feel the occasional prick but other than that everything is fine. My little friend is due for another haircut sometime tomorrow. I found some random stuff (brand name slips my mind atm) at home (I assume my sis shaves her legs with this stuff) and used it, worked like a charm.

[FreedomEclipse]

are there any ladies here that would allow me to shave their badger? I could do with the experience.

[MT Alex]

Badger?:confused:

Beaver!:p

[pbmaster]

Whoa, badgers are gnarly little things. Wouldn't want to tangle with one of those.

[FreedomEclipse]

badger is 1 of the british slang words for pussy :P

[Mussels]

badger badger badger mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger SNAAAKE!

[Ozzmanfloyd120]

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing! Give him a lick "mmm, he taste just like rasins!"

[FreedomEclipse]

badger badger badger mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger SNAAAKE!

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[Solaris17]

Lol

everyone knows you ub bengay on your sack and then shave it. give it a go feels feat

[DirectorC]

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6792/popcornm.gif

[DonInKansas]

If getting a girl completely hammered is the only way you are getting head.. dude you are doing it wrong.

Of course I am spoiled.. wifey gives me head on command.

Pics or it didn't happen.

In other news, in a complete and utter abuse of mod power, the thread title has been changed to more closely resemble the topic at hand.

[momentomoir]

hey ok theres a special shaving cream called coochy for shaving that area
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PublicStore/images/temp/19-262-image_medium.image.ashx
its $11.50 @ PR
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PublicStore/product/Coochy,262,1.aspx
you might try that

[DaveK]

No need to spend any money on creams and stuff, you just need to let the hair grow back and the itching will go away, then when it grows back you just use a beard trimmer or hair clippers. Just don't shave it with a razor and you'll be fine.

[Wile E]

Pics or it didn't happen.

In other news, in a complete and utter abuse of mod power, the thread title has been changed to more closely resemble the topic at hand.

Bwahahahahahahaha!! Thread title is epic.

[Kantastic]

LOL

I was wondering where my thread went.

[Steevo]

hey ok theres a special shaving cream called coochy for shaving that area
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PublicStore/images/temp/19-262-image_medium.image.ashx
its $11.50 @ PR
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PublicStore/product/Coochy,262,1.aspx
you might try that

That mus be a shop for the little men. The bottles of lube are way to small to take seriously.

[momentomoir]

That mus be a shop for the little men. The bottles of lube are way to small to take seriously.

its not lube its shaving cream

[Steevo]

I know but the bottles of lube on that site are tiny.

[momentomoir]

I know but the bottles of lube on that site are tiny.

oh lol not really in person there the same as normal lube containers

[Wile E]

That mus be a shop for the little men. The bottles of lube are way to small to take seriously.

If you need to use lube, you aren't working your woman right.

[momentomoir]

If you need to use lube, you aren't working your woman right.

i thought guys only used lube if there using toys or alone :D

[Steevo]

Marathon sex requires lube. It's OK for 20-30 minutes, then after that........... no lube = her walking like a cowboy the next day.

[WhiteLotus]

If you need to use lube, you aren't working your woman right.

quoted because it is needed again

[Wile E]

Marathon sex requires lube. It's OK for 20-30 minutes, then after that........... no lube = her walking like a cowboy the next day.

Still never needed lube, even for those 3 hour sessions.

Sure, they were walking like a cowboy, but that was muscle fatigue, not friction based problems.

Need to work on your technique.

[Steevo]

I have to disagree, I eat at the Y untill the wet spot is the size of a dinner plate. Keep working it and she can reach the promise land a few times, but still need lube.

[pbmaster]

Maybe it's a locational thing.

[Wile E]

I have to disagree, I eat at the Y untill the wet spot is the size of a dinner plate. Keep working it and she can reach the promise land a few times, but still need lube.

There's you problem, too much eating at the Y actually eliminates lubrication. Saliva evaporates much faster than the natural lube. Eat at Y only as long as needed for a good warm up, use the tool for the rest.

[Steevo]

Whoever leaves a bunch of saliva is gross. The problem is a 8X2 tool that works the sides and bottom, needs lots of stickey thick lube to stay put, like gear oil instead of 0W20.

[momentomoir]

maybe she just doesnt produce enough natural "lube" maybe thats her problem

[Steevo]

She makes plenty, just rough sex for a long time. We slid the top matters off the bed once, and didn't stop. She used to put up with it, but after finding that Adam and eve lube works for the long sessions we don't try it the other way.

[[I.R.A]_FBi]

epic thread

[Thrackan]

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?!!?!

An update for you sickos (jkjk), my balls have stopped itching. I do feel the occasional prick but other than that everything is fine. My little friend is due for another haircut sometime tomorrow. I found some random stuff (brand name slips my mind atm) at home (I assume my sis shaves her legs with this stuff) and used it, worked like a charm.

Am I the only one noticing this and laughing?

[theJesus]

No, because I noticed the whole thread just now and laughed at all of it.

edit: and damn it, this deserves a revival

[Thrackan]

Oh and I shave with shaving oil. Wouldn't go back to creams, gels or whatever even if I got money for it.

[DanTheBanjoman]

_FBi;34795']epic thread

Congrats, you dug up a thread without anything to add. I can only conclude that you have some interest in other mens balls.

[Mussels]

Congrats, you dug up a thread without anything to add. I can only conclude that you have some interest in other mens balls.

i just keep loling at BP being in here thinking about hairy sacks.

[theJesus]

I loled more at the fact that she offered advice instead of loling.

Oh, and I shave down there once, it was a nightmare. Besides, I haven't been with a girl that doesn't prefer it natural. They all think that if there's no hair, it looks like a little boy's crotch :p

[DaveK]

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?!!?!

An update for you sickos (jkjk), my balls have stopped itching. I do feel the occasional prick but other than that everything is fine. My little friend is due for another haircut sometime tomorrow. I found some random stuff (brand name slips my mind atm) at home (I assume my sis shaves her legs with this stuff) and used it, worked like a charm.

That's not the only thing she shaves with that stuff, it's ok to share the random stuff, but for the love of god don't share the razor lol

[theJesus]

He was talking about some sort of cream or lotion.

[Thrackan]

You're gonna love my nuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLqPeMku4vg) :D

[theJesus]

You're gonna love my nuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLqPeMku4vg) :D
I like the Nutmix one better. "All the nutjokes that should've been in the original remix."
CjFT_5v2wxY

[WhiteNoise]

You'l get used to it after awhile. before you know it you'll love it. Been shaving down there for a few years now myself. So does the wife. ;)

[theJesus]

You're all a bunch of pansies, everybody knows that hair = manliness.

If your bitch complains, then either she ain't doing her job right, or your dick isn't big enough to stuff her mouth properly.

[Wile E]

You're all a bunch of pansies, everybody knows that hair = manliness.

If your bitch complains, then either she ain't doing her job right, or your dick isn't big enough to stuff her mouth properly.

Hair reduces feeling when giving a proper teabag.

[theJesus]

A minor trade-off for manliness.

[Wile E]

A minor trade-off for manliness.

Negative. Nothing is more manly than giving a chick a proper teabag.

[theJesus]

We are in disagreeance. I think it would be awesome to give her a face-full of pubes.

[Wile E]

We are in disagreeance. I think it would be awesome to give her a face-full of pubes.

Yeah, but than you can't feel the proper resistance of your balls dragging across her face. Ball dragging > face pubes.

[theJesus]

I quite like the ticklish feeling of the hair.

[Mussels]

I quite like the ticklish feeling of the hair.

on your face? (slap)

[theJesus]

No, on her face. My hair on her face and the ticklish feeling it gives me.

Granted, a neatly trimmed vag feels nifty.

[Wile E]

No, on her face. My hair on her face and the ticklish feeling it gives me.

Granted, a neatly trimmed vag feels nifty.

You obviously have never tried teabagging with a freshly shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[theJesus]

That requires taking a good whack at the forest, and then trying to get it smooth. I don't have the patience for that :|

[jmcslob]

I'm never gonna shave my balls again that's just one place that sucks to have razor burn on a nice humid July afternoon

[theJesus]

Razor burn is one thing. "Nicks" are a totally different story :( Then there's the ingrown hairs.

[theJesus]

So, are there any electric shavers that will work decently on the sack, without pain? I can't stand manual razors.

[de.das.dude]

i have pubes on my cheeks, heard someone ask.

[WhiteLotus]

Don't lie to us, You're not a man yet, You don't even have balls.

[de.das.dude]

Don't lie to us, You're not a man yet, You don't even have balls.

your momma knows how manly i am!

oh yeah i did!

PS no offence, just a joke, this is the first time i successfully used a yo momma joke!

[Orin_the_Hunter04XLi]

be careful while shaving your pubic hair
who knows instead of hair u get something else cut