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Michael
01-29-2010, 03:47 PM
Well, if five conservative supreme court judges want to be ridiculous enough to declare corporations as individuals with the right to free speech, why can't a corporation run for office?

Corporation Runs For Maryland Congressional Seat To Protest SCOTUS Campaign Finance Decision

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/01/28/corporation-election/

Last week, “all five of the [Supreme] Court’s conservatives joined together…to invalidate a sixty-three year-old ban on corporate money in federal elections,” a move that Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) said “opens the floodgates for the purchases and sale of the law” by big corporations. While progressives were outraged by the court’s judicial activism, many Republican politicians applauded the decision, with RNC Chairman Michael Steele even calling the ruling nothing more than “an affirmation of the constitutional rights provided to Americans under the first amendment.”

The progressive PR firm Murray Hill Inc. has announced that it plans to satirically run for Congress in the Republican primary in Maryland’s 8th congressional district to protest the Supreme Court’s disastrous decision. A press release on its website says that the company wants to “eliminate the middle man” and run for Congress directly, rather than influencing it with corporate dollars:

“Until now,” Murray Hill Inc. said in a statement, “corporate interests had to rely on campaign contributions and influence peddling to achieve their goals in Washington. But thanks to an enlightened Supreme Court, now we can eliminate the middle-man and run for office ourselves.”

“The strength of America,” Murray Hill Inc. says, “is in the boardrooms, country clubs and Lear jets of America’s great corporations. We’re saying to Wal-Mart, AIG and Pfizer, if not you, who? If not now, when?” [...]

Campaign Manager William Klein promises an aggressive, historic campaign that “puts people second” or even third. “The business of America is business, as we all know,” Klein says. “But now, it’s the business of democracy too.” Klein plans to use automated robo-calls, “Astroturf” lobbying and computer-generated avatars to get out the vote.

Murray Hill Inc. plans on spending “top dollar” to protect its investment. “It’s our democracy,” Murray Hill Inc. says, “We bought it, we paid for it, and we’re going to keep it.”

Murray Hill Inc. released its first campaign video Monday. A narrator in the video explains, “The way we see it, corporate America has been the driving force behind Congress for years. But now it’s time we got behind the wheel ourselves.”

FordGT90Concept
01-29-2010, 04:09 PM
Corporations are entites with freedom of speech and other rights but corporations have no right to vote. You can't represent people if you aren't elgible to vote.

jmcslob
01-29-2010, 05:20 PM
and the public can't be represented without Truth

Michael
01-30-2010, 01:53 AM
Corporations are entites with freedom of speech and other rights but corporations have no right to vote. You can't represent people if you aren't elgible to vote.

At best, the Supreme Court decision was extremely naive about American politics and the role of money. At worst, they will prostitute democracy to the highest bidder. That type of decision richly deserves sarcasm.

jmcslob
02-14-2010, 11:13 PM
Why the Fuck did no one else comment on this one!!

Wow!

You would think people would be all over this shit and not just here...

God Dammit!!!

Idiocracy? Seriously if ya have not seen it watch it....

See if that's not what's happening here

erocker
02-14-2010, 11:25 PM
Murray Hill Inc. plans on spending “top dollar” to protect its investment. “It’s our democracy,” Murray Hill Inc. says, “We bought it, we paid for it, and we’re going to keep it.”

Murray Hill Inc. released its first campaign video Monday. A narrator in the video explains, “The way we see it, corporate America has been the driving force behind Congress for years. But now it’s time we got behind the wheel ourselves.”

**Heavy language.

Sorry Murray Hill, you piece of fu***g s**t. People like my father and grandfathers lost thier lives dying to protect freedom and democracy. F**k your money, I hope your company fails. I also sincerely hope that any boardmember of this company while on vacation gets assaulted/molested/kidnapped/shot at and or tortured. Perhaps then you might be worthy of proclaiming this country yours, s**theads. Get the f**k out of our country and take your money and country clubs with you, for it's the reason this country is f***ed to begin with. :mad:

FordGT90Concept
02-15-2010, 03:21 AM
I hope Americans are smart enough not to vote for a corporation. If they aren't, we have much, much bigger problems than Murray Hill Incorporated.

ProgressiveTokyo
02-15-2010, 06:47 AM
**Heavy language.

Sorry Murray Hill, you piece of fu***g s**t. People like my father and grandfathers lost thier lives dying to protect freedom and democracy. F**k your money, I hope your company fails. I also sincerely hope that any boardmember of this company while on vacation gets assaulted/molested/kidnapped/shot at and or tortured. Perhaps then you might be worthy of proclaiming this country yours, s**theads. Get the f**k out of our country and take your money and country clubs with you, for it's the reason this country is f***ed to begin with. :mad:

Wow, satire and sarcasm are completely lost with you.

You do realize that the entire press release is satire of the level of a Daily Show report correct?

Fail

DanTheBanjoman
02-15-2010, 07:09 AM
I hope Americans are smart enough not to vote for a corporation. If they aren't, we have much, much bigger problems than Murray Hill Incorporated.

We both know they are not. Apple for president!

yogurt_21
02-15-2010, 04:48 PM
We both know they are not. Apple for president!

I vote for the carbon rod from the simpsons.

erocker
02-15-2010, 06:00 PM
Wow, satire and sarcasm are completely lost with you.

You do realize that the entire press release is satire of the level of a Daily Show report correct?

Fail

Well kiss mah grits!

This is what happens when I'm hungover as all hell and smoke a buch of pot when I wake up to ease the pain. Fail rants like this happen. Jmsclob knows what I'm talking about. hehe.

Whew! (r)

DirectorC
02-15-2010, 08:08 PM
I think Toyota would be a great president, it's just so reliable.

erocker
02-15-2010, 08:48 PM
How about White Westinghouse? Lol.

Polaris573
02-15-2010, 09:08 PM
The CapitalOne capital building?

FordGT90Concept
02-15-2010, 11:22 PM
Ron Jeremy Monument (Washington Monument)

ProgressiveTokyo
02-16-2010, 01:23 AM
Microsoft for defense secretary... they will bring our enemies the Blue Screen of DEATH!

Wile E
02-16-2010, 02:44 AM
Ron Jeremy Monument (Washington Monument)

I thought it was more like the Bill Clinton Monument.

FordGT90Concept
02-16-2010, 03:08 AM
Ron Jeremy is more fenneh :p; besides, the porno industry demands representation too! XD

Kreij
02-16-2010, 03:15 AM
I'm thinking that this is a good idea!

Q : Who is your WI congressman?
A : Cheese Castle, Inc! "Behold the Power of Cheese!"