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DaMulta
04-07-2009, 01:50 AM
News coming in from Iowa today says that Easter is going to be canceled due to a tragic hunting accident. The old man clams that he thought it was a everyday rabbit; only to find out that the rabbit was the Real Deal Holyfield Easter Bunny.


Pic for Proof
http://www.nighthawkpublications.com/images/340/03.jpg

mlee49
04-07-2009, 02:04 AM
Son of a Bitch, Easter's off everyone! //sends mass email to co-workers and family.

DrPepper
04-07-2009, 02:07 AM
Its okay I already ate my egg.

Wile E
04-07-2009, 02:27 AM
So does this mean I don't have to give any chocolate to my kids, and can keep it all to myself?

DaMulta
04-07-2009, 02:28 AM
So does this mean I don't have to give any chocolate to my kids, and can keep it all to myself?

Yes:) you get to keep it all this year, or return it to the store with a 15% restocking fee.

Wile E
04-07-2009, 02:33 AM
I like chocolate. I think I'll keep it. lol.

Triprift
04-07-2009, 06:18 AM
Meh Easter isnt much for me and family other than a few days off. =/

Error 404
04-07-2009, 09:16 AM
But, where will I procure brown eggs born of a rabbit?
Genetic experimentation to the rescue!

rampage
04-16-2009, 01:36 AM
i didnt get any choc for easter.. maybe whe i was out hunting for wabbits b4 easter on the farm (victoria auastralia) i got the bugger..... lets hope i dont find santa next :(

DaMulta
04-16-2009, 04:26 AM
i didnt get any choc for easter.. maybe whe i was out hunting for wabbits b4 easter on the farm (victoria auastralia) i got the bugger..... lets hope i dont find santa next :(I told you!

I DIDN'T GET ANY CHOC OR DEVIL EGGS I WAS PISSED