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ProgressiveTokyo
11-12-2010, 03:43 AM
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Papahyooie
11-12-2010, 03:52 AM
Absolutely fucking epic. Had me going the whole time.

MT Alex
11-12-2010, 03:59 AM
To quote Fred Flintstone: "How droll, very droll!"

DaMulta
11-12-2010, 04:50 AM
I think this is something I would take back to the dealer.

FordGT90Concept
11-12-2010, 05:14 AM
Wrong section, I think. :confused:

Papahyooie
11-12-2010, 05:16 AM
Wrong section, I think. :confused:

lol, what would it go in? Cars and bikes, or health and life counseling?

MT Alex
11-12-2010, 05:19 AM
Wrong section, I think. :confused:

Sometimes, I can't tell if you are joking.:confused:

If so, that's damn funny. If not, for the love of Christ...

MoonPig
11-12-2010, 10:10 AM
Cheating and Dealer.

Both sorted. Good luck :)

Black Panther
11-12-2010, 11:53 AM
Lol you had me on this one - I nearly shed a tear remembering the pictures of your wedding you had posted here!

Papahyooie
11-12-2010, 11:56 AM
Lol you had me on this one - I nearly shed a tear remembering the pictures of your wedding you had posted here!

Haha, I remembered the wedding pics too! I was like, oh shit, poor guy lol.

ProgressiveTokyo
11-12-2010, 12:51 PM
LMAO.. but its only copy pasta. Good copy pasta, but still...

de.das.dude
11-12-2010, 02:12 PM
fuck you. i was feeling so sorry for you....

CDdude56
11-13-2010, 01:36 AM
lol that was funny.

Wile E
11-14-2010, 02:30 AM
Sometimes, I can't tell if you are joking.:confused:

If so, that's damn funny. If not, for the love of Christ...

No, he's serious. He completely lacks any kind of sarcasm detector.