So, do you think i got a chance :)

[de.das.dude]

i have this school friend. we used to fight wen we were kids(cuz someone leaked i had a crush on her, she was my first crush). But we have really become close friends and stuff. She is AWESOME and she says she likes me too..


We hang out a lot together and she laughs at my silly jokes :D and i think she has a good time.
So like i have been goin over to her place now a days...
today evenin, we two were all alone in her house(she called me over after the outing). (no i didnt bang her) just talked and laughed and shit... oh yeah.. should mention she meows(?) sometimes in response and all(wtf is a meow all about???)

we are goin abroad after or bachelors. so like i said wanna go together, and she said that would be awesome :)

and she did discuss some naughty stuff wid me today and i couldnt believe she was naughty!!! she never spoke like this to anyone i guess.

so i kinda really like her. but do you think she feels the same for me?

so whatcha think??

[twilyth]

How realistic is her meow? That's the critical issue here.

If it's a fake sounding psycho meow, then run . . . FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUN!!!

If it's a natural sounding meow, then she is a warm, gentle person who just happened to be a cat in a past life. And seriously, haven't we all - at one time or another?

[de.das.dude]

damn it.... she meows like a meow a human should :D
soo.... you think i got a chance?

[MRCL]

I think you have better chances with a tree than with that girl. She sounds like the "Your nice and I like you very much, but... only as a friend" type.

Which is suspiciously similar to the

"I don't want you do become my bf, but I'm banging this complete tool here, and I come crying at your door and complain why he isn't more like you, and I'm having his child but he gets arrested because he molested 37 hookers, oh why can't he be more like you, I'm totally not aware of the blatant truth that you are 100% what I am looking for but there's something about his lice in his redneck hairstyle, and the tattoo of Tinkerbell raping a snowman shaped like a siamese twin with down syndrome. Anyway it was nice that you are always here for me and I feel so comfortable around you despite the fact that I'm banging someone else who beats me senseless in bed on a regular basis"-type of girl.

Sorry bro.

[twilyth]

After careful and thoughtful consideration, the Magic 8-ball (http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi) says

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/images/8.gif

[xfire]

fucking NO! trust me, it's better to stay away from bitches. If she laughs at all your jokes, she is silly!

[de.das.dude]

no way man... she's really cool and all...

but she keeps tellin me i like you i like you.... you are not like other jerks..

and dont dare call her a bitch :(

[MRCL]

but she keeps tellin me i like you i like you.... you are not like other jerks..

And the sad truth is that is EXACTLY why she won't be yours.

[xfire]

bitch is general term, didn't mean the actual bitch dude. Trust me, you are entering the friend zone!

[dr emulator (madmax)]

just make sure she hasn't got a hidden camera ready to belittle you with at colledge

and take your time, but not to much time

if she's all giggly, it probably means she likes you

just remember a woman is for life and not a quick shxx at christmas http://i.tpucdn.com/forums/images/smilies/wtf.gif

[WhiteLotus]

No, i thought you were a homosexual?

[DaMulta]

need pics

[de.das.dude]

need pics

apparently i dont seem to have any pics of hers. she may not be a good looker, but i aint a looker either. all it matters is if she likes me :D

[MT Alex]

Brush your teeth, for a long ass time, chew some nice gum, and then stick your tongue in her mouth. Sounds like she will let you. If you both like it, then keep doing it.

[de.das.dude]

i carry orbit all d tym :D


and aint that a bit coarse? mean this is India :)

[DaMulta]

i carry orbit all d tym :D


and aint that a bit coarse? mean this is India :)

so

[jmcslob]

Try to find some smooth way of getting her to touch your Cock...
The rest will come naturally from there...LOL

Don't just be a nice guy to her.....Listen to what your cock is telling you to do...

[DaveK]

You'll end up being her bitch. She's going to use you as a friend to cry on your shoulder, to bring her shopping and carry her bags then she'll go off and fuck some tool. Don't do it.

It happened to me recently, I was pretty close with this girl for like 2 months then she went off with some guy. I had to do all the boyfriend while actually remaining single and got nothing in return. If you honestly think there's something there between the two of you give it about a month and if you're not getting anywhere serious then it's time to grab your shit and get the hell outta there.

The best thing to do is to get a fuck buddy or have a one night stand, all the fun of a relationship without the drama. A girl my friend knows wants to go to a party with her on Thursday because I'll be there. I saw her for a while when she was with us in town last week, I don't know anything about her other than her name and she's hot.

[de.das.dude]

i have been close to her for over 6 years. :/

[jmcslob]

Next time your alone and she is babbling on about something follow what she says while looking her in the eye While thinking about Fucking her....If she asks you a question just give her a short to the point answer...

If she stops and says something about liking the way you are looking at her initiate physical contact..

If she stops and kind of goes silent initiate physical contact..

[Black Panther]

i have this school friend. we used to fight wen we were kids You're still fighting then??

she laughs at my silly jokes :D

:eek: Really she does? She's a keeper then, do. not. lose. her. Capishe?? ;)

she says she likes me too.. (snip) we are goin abroad after or bachelors. so like i said wanna go together, and she said that would be awesome :)

and she did discuss some naughty stuff wid me today
You got the answer right there


should mention she meows(?) sometimes in response and all(wtf is a meow all about???)
She's comfortable in your company, she wouldn't make silly noises in front of someone with whom she didn't feel totally at ease.
I'm totally sure she wants to cuddle up when she meows. Unless she meows as a response to your question while in public (that would mean the opposite!) Have you tried meowing back? If you're in private, next time she meows stroke her face or perhaps nibble her earlobe.

Try to find some smooth way of getting her to touch your Cock...
Heh don't try that. Unless you plan to buy one of these:
http://img.techpowerup.org/101228/cock3.jpg
then get her to touch it in the hope of having her get the subliminal message (ww)

[Deusxmachina]

i have been close to her for over 6 years. :/

Oh, in that case, you are so never gettin' any.

You could beat the odds, though. I had a few like that. So it's possible and does happen.

One problem with "friends into more" is I'd say often the two people are so "respectful?" "shy?" "don't want to ruin the friendship?" :rolleyes: (gimme a break) that neither ever gets around to making a move. So make a move already and see what happens.

And if she recoils and gives you some bs excuse, then say I thought that's where you wanted to head with this. Or act all confused and tell her, "I thought you wanted me to?" thus making it her fault due to mixed signals. ...which would be true. Either way, don't apologize to her for trying to move things along.

And definitely don't become "the friend guy" who listens to her problems and loans her money and helps fix her car or whatever who she then hardly shows any gratitude for or only talks to when she needs something. I mean, if you fix her car and then she thanks you by taking you out to dinner or buying you a Nintendo Wii or blows you or something, that's showing some gratitude and effort on her part.

There's "being nice" and "being a friend," and then there's "being a doormat." There can indeed be a fine line between a lot of that, but see MRCL's post for when YOU KNOW the line has been crossed.

Remember, if you want something from her, make sure she knows in some way or another what you want. You can't put the blame on her if you didn't make your intentions known. And if she's not interested in giving you what you want, then you know she's not the woman for you.

Remember, as stereotypical or as macho as it may sound -- You're The Man. Act Like One.

no way man... she's really cool and all...

but she keeps tellin me i like you i like you.... you are not like other jerks..
(

Basically, you want to get her to put up or shut up, and to find out where you actually stand. If she keeps saying how much she likes you, and she just got done telling you about "naughty" things, if you can't even get a kiss out of her or a hand on her thigh or something during a touchy-feely moment, then I might have to question how much she actually likes you and what kind of relationship she is looking for.

Now, it's possible she is a very slow mover, and that's fine, but then you need to switch a bit into "let me know when" mode and go do some other things for yourself or talk to other women since this one is on her own schedule and apparently doesn't want to include you in it at this time. If that's the case, you can leave the door open for her, but go find some other stuff to do on your own while she figures out when she can fit you into her schedule.

If you make a woman aware that you are nice, kind, polite, have manners, etc, whatever kind of person you are or want to portray, yet she also knows you'd hump her like a wild animal if you have the chance, then you've pretty much done your part.

[btarunr]

Weren't you like a pussy-magnate until a couple of months ago? What's with the kindergarten-crush all of a sudden?

[Deusxmachina]

Next time your alone and she is babbling on about something follow what she says while looking her in the eye While thinking about Fucking her....If she asks you a question just give her a short to the point answer...

If she stops and says something about liking the way you are looking at her initiate physical contact..

If she stops and kind of goes silent initiate physical contact..

In that first part, at first I thought the "give her a short to the point answer" meant be honest and direct and tell her you are thinking about fucking her. I like being honest like that, but it does take a certain "comfortableness in the air" and a certain demeanor for it to work.

[jmcslob]

In that first part, at first I thought the "give her a short to the point answer" meant be honest and direct and tell her you are thinking about fucking her. I like being honest like that, but it does take a certain "comfortableness in the air" and a certain demeanor for it to work.

I often forget about that...it's been a long time since Ive been single..
But I always seemed to be able to make the situation comfortable...

It's really easy imo...Just don't care and be yourself and go after what you want...

Women are generally 10x more sexual than guys are and all you have to do is make them comfortable enough to let loose..

[erocker]

and she did discuss some naughty stuff wid me today and i couldnt believe she was naughty!!! she never spoke like this to anyone i guess.

You're in. Don't screw it up.

[xaira]

just get her to kiss you, if she arches her back, put ur hand on her leg/breast, if she doesn't arch, gently rest your hand on her waist, best time for a kiss is after laughter, like ur just talking and "something funny" while ur laughing u realize that she has the most epic smile ever and u get serious she asks you "what?" u get her to come close 2 u, "use imagination " and action, don't thrust, glide, if she is uncomfortable with ur hand on her chest then say u didn't even realize it was there, or something to lighten the mood

[DaveK]

You're in. Don't screw it up.

Depends on what the naughty stuff was, if she specifically said she wants to do things with him then that's fine as long as he doesn't screw it up, but stuff like her favorite positions and saying how many times she pushed the button this week doesn't mean much.

[de.das.dude]

Depends on what the naughty stuff was, if she specifically said she wants to do things with him then that's fine as long as he doesn't screw it up, but stuff like her favorite positions and saying how many times she pushed the button this week doesn't mean much.

well it was the second part. but she never spoke of these things before!!


i think i will let time do its trick and lets see what happens.
i mean i am pretty happy the way things are at the moment.

[de.das.dude]

Weren't you like a pussy-magnate until a couple of months ago? What's with the kindergarten-crush all of a sudden?

i dont know.... its just we have been hanging out and stuff. and every one is getting committed and all. and i kinda like her.

[jmcslob]

ddd
If you like her ACT ON IT

[theJesus]

Fuck her before you get stuck in the friend zone.
No, i thought you were a homosexual?
That's what I thought.

[MRCL]

So did you bang her now or what? We demand progress. And dirty details.

[de.das.dude]

ddd
If you like her ACT ON IT

how to... i lost my touch. damnit. why cant i be as awesome as i used to be :(

So did you bang her now or what? We demand progress. And dirty details.

no. i havent met her today. :D
and she's busy i guess, cuz she aint replied to my texts today.

[Wile E]

Just whip out your dick already.

[jmcslob]

how to... i lost my touch. damnit. why cant i be as awesome as i used to be :(



no. i havent met her today. :D
and she's busy i guess, cuz she aint replied to my texts today.

You lost your touch when you realized that she was an Interest to you...
That's why you just need to be yourself...and talk to her...Don't act any different than you did before on the exception of showing her some interest...

I don't know how to explain that to you...

Just do what you do to make her comfortable and easy going...
Once she starts doing stuff like MEOWing and giggling and whatnot get a little more playful..

I think someone else commented about some innocent touching in certain places I also suggest you try that and if she is receptive to it keep doing it and let whatever happens happen..But if she pulls away the she may not be interested..

and if she doesn't pull away go with it and when it's time to go express interest in seeing her more often...Let her know you really enjoy her company

[WhiteLotus]

Just whip out your dick already.

Sounds kinda gay WileE. Kinda gay...

[Wile E]

Hmmm, hadn't thought of that. Let me rephrase:

Just whip your dick out in her face already.

Better?

[WhiteLotus]

Much.

[jmcslob]

Well did you talk to her today ddd

[de.das.dude]

not much. i had been busy, and so had she.

[twilyth]

Hmmm, hadn't thought of that. Let me rephrase:

Just whip your dick out in her face already.

Better?

I prefer the 'I've got a lollipop in my pocket' approach, but I'm kinda old fashioned like that.

[WhiteLotus]

I prefer the 'I've got a lollipop in my pocket' approach, but I'm kinda old fashioned like that.

So you're a paedophile.

[Kurosagi]

fuck that shit,be a player and touch every girls ass and grind on their ass without them noticing in a club LOL.
:p

Nah i'm just kidding.

[de.das.dude]

fuck that shit,be a player and touch every girls ass and grind on their ass without them noticing in a club LOL.
:p

Nah i'm just kidding.

yeah... apparently that wasnt a club.

anyway i asked her out on new years :D

[jmcslob]

That's a Good Idea ddd
Bang in the new years or at least get yourself into a position to Bang sometime in the New Year

[jmcslob]

Well?
your dick wet yet?

[Wile E]

Well?
your dick wet yet?

No, but I bet his pussy is.

[de.das.dude]

No, but I bet his pussy is.

yup. just gave her a bath. smells like strawberry now :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1375.snc4/164699_494312008577_752378577_6064186_2646843_n.jp g

[jmcslob]

So did you talk to her yet DDD or are you wimping out?

[twilyth]

yup. just gave her a bath. smells like strawberry now :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1375.snc4/164699_494312008577_752378577_6064186_2646843_n.jp g

pretty kitty.

[Solaris17]

I think you have better chances with a tree than with that girl. She sounds like the "Your nice and I like you very much, but... only as a friend" type.

Which is suspiciously similar to the

"I don't want you do become my bf, but I'm banging this complete tool here, and I come crying at your door and complain why he isn't more like you, and I'm having his child but he gets arrested because he molested 37 hookers, oh why can't he be more like you, I'm totally not aware of the blatant truth that you are 100% what I am looking for but there's something about his lice in his redneck hairstyle, and the tattoo of Tinkerbell raping a snowman shaped like a siamese twin with down syndrome. Anyway it was nice that you are always here for me and I feel so comfortable around you despite the fact that I'm banging someone else who beats me senseless in bed on a regular basis"-type of girl.

Sorry bro.

LOL


also @ OP date her if thats not flirting I need to hit up websters

[de.das.dude]

pretty kitty.
lol THATS ACTUALLY TPU's Chicken patty's kitty :P

[de.das.dude]

So did you talk to her yet DDD or are you wimping out?

some bitch i dont even know told her that i am trying to woo her. well, that didnt change anything. we still hang out. last time i couldnt go cuz i was sick :(
damn you food poisoning!!!!

[Bundy]

some bitch i dont even know told her that i am trying to woo her.

How did that happen?

[de.das.dude]

How did that happen?

they went out. the bitch told her, apparently the bitch knows me.

meh... bitches ..... *shrug*

[Bundy]

they went out. the bitch told her, apparently the bitch knows me.

meh... bitches ..... *shrug*

Ok, I sort of get this. Now I'll offer some advice, even through I am fairly well known as a fairly useless emotive type.

In general, if you want to have a meaningful personal relationship with a girl, it is best demonstrated by discussing this with her first.

It's no use moaning now that she has been informed of what you have been saying to other people. Of course, that excudes us, you can trust us:cool:

[de.das.dude]

only you guys and this other girl (known ger for 15years now, a common friend to both) know about my stuff. that bitch just figured it out?!

[Bundy]

that bitch just figured it out?!

Unlikely my friend.

Girls are not that smart. Either she made up the story and got lucky with the truth (also unlikely) or your trusted friend told her or someone else who told her (most likely).

Anyway, if you are going to dig yourself out of the shit, start by apologising for talking about her to another female. Even if you don't really mean it, apologise because girls like that lots.

[de.das.dude]

Unlikely my friend.

Girls are not that smart. Either she made up the story and got lucky with the truth (also unlikely) or your trusted friend told her or someone else who told her (most likely).

Anyway, if you are going to dig yourself out of the shit, start by apologising for talking about her to another female. Even if you don't really mean it, apologise because girls like that lots.

dig out of what shit? she not mad at me. besides, that other girl i know is one of her closest friends!

[DrPepper]

dig out of what shit? she not mad at me. besides, that other girl i know is one of her closest friends!

You've been friend zone'd. It's a no dick zone and your going to be fucked metaphorically with her emotional problems.

[xfire]

get close to another girl and see how she reacts or tell her you like some other girl

[de.das.dude]

get close to another girl and see how she reacts or tell her you like some other girl

tried. not very good response. tels me to stop blabbering

[xfire]

you think that's not a good response? *facepalm*

[de.das.dude]

you think that's not a good response? *facepalm*

no i meant for a friend way. i know she likes me. its that she is kinda scared of commitments. and she lives in manipal for studies now, so long dist is a prob too. i even told her it wud be great if we both went to study abroad together. she said it was good too.

[DaMulta]

If your in the friend zone, and can't move yourself out of the friend zone soon. Now that she knows...

I'm sorry but your going to be digging yourself a foot hole.

Cause it's going to eat you alive if she does met someone that isn't inside her friend zone. Fucking him, and telling you all about it with you just smiling trying not to be pissed about it.

[de.das.dude]

If your in the friend zone, and can't move yourself out of the friend zone soon. Now that she knows...

I'm sorry but your going to be digging yourself a foot hole.

Cause it's going to eat you alive if she does met someone that isn't inside her friend zone. Fucking him, and telling you all about it with you just smiling trying not to be pissed about it.

i dont think i can smile. when something like that happens...

[DaMulta]

I'm just saying it might be unhealthy studying abroad with her for you.

[Deusxmachina]

some bitch i dont even know told her that i am trying to woo her. well, that didnt change anything. we still hang out. last time i couldnt go cuz i was sick :(
damn you food poisoning!!!!

Man....

If someone tells her you are trying to woo her, and she asks you about it, you say, "YES, I AM TRYING TO WOO YOU. YOU SHOULD COME OVER TONIGHT SO I CAN WOO YOU MORE."

I am not kidding.

[jmcslob]

DDD here is 3 things that every woman looks for in a man..

1) A sense of humor...You make her laugh so your good there

2) confidence.......You need to step up here

3) Knowledge of the Clit........Build up your confidence and learn the glory that is the clit.


You obviously like her.....She may have been probing you to find out for sure if you have interest in her.....

Stop thinking about being committed to her RIGHT NOW!
Just go with whatever happens...but lean towards her giving you pleasure of some type LOL


Oh yeah Here is some life advice...
Women have a stronger sex drive then men....Once you realize that the better life will be..

[DaMulta]

no i meant for a friend way. i know she likes me. its that she is kinda scared of commitments. and she lives in manipal for studies now, so long dist is a prob too. i even told her it wud be great if we both went to study abroad together. she said it was good too.


That's what we call the friend zone, because if she was all hot in bothered with you... It wouldn't make a fuck to her if she was all into her studies. She would make time, and when she does meet that someone else. you will find out the hard way. Waiting does not buy you a damn thing in a womans book.

Now if your all in seeing a girl, and she is making you wait to fuck. Now that is different, because she knows if she holds you in you will fall in love with her.

Womens knows these kinds of head games.

[de.das.dude]

That's what we call the friend zone, because if she was all hot in bothered with you... It wouldn't make a fuck to her if she was all into her studies. She would make time, and when she does meet that someone else. you will find out the hard way. Waiting does not buy you a damn thing in a womans book.
Now if your all in seeing a girl, and she is making you wait to fuck. Now that is different, because she knows if she holds you in you will fall in love with her.
Womens knows these kinds of head games.

yeah.... i am probably one of the few boys she speaks to out of no compelling reason. you wont believe how uptight she was a couple of years ago!!!!
anyho. i'll play the friend game too. lets see what happens :D

[Solaris17]

You've been friend zone'd. It's a no dick zone and your going to be fucked metaphorically with her emotional problems.

agreed your fucked bro.

[Deusxmachina]

yeah.... i am probably one of the few boys she speaks to out of no compelling reason. you wont believe how uptight she was a couple of years ago!!!!
anyho. i'll play the friend game too. lets see what happens :D

You can be her friend and keep that door open, but you better not let any other opportunities go by just because she put you on the waiting list. I don't want to be reading this thread 10 years from now and seeing, "Yep, we're still just friends. I liked a few other women along the way, but I never pursued any of them because she probably just needs a little more time."

And if I haven't been perfectly clear, I'll say it again. It is your responsibility to make sure she knows how you feel about her. If some other person tells her you want to jump her, and then she asks you about it, and then you say, "No no no, I wouldn't do that. We're friends!" Then you deserve to be in the friends zone because you didn't be a man and go after what you want, but you also don't even deserve the friends zone because you suck as a friend because you lied right to her face.

You called her friend a bitch for telling her you are trying to woo her. Maybe she is a bitch, maybe not, but her friend telling her that was A GIFT to you. But it sounds like you returned the gift without opening it.

If a woman says, "Do you want to have sex with me?" and the man wants to but lies and sheepishly says, "No, we're friends...." Then what does he expect? Whose fault is it if they remain "just friends"?

[twilyth]

If you're waiting for her to throw you in the corner and demand you fuck her, you'll be waiting a long time. (slap)

However if that's what you're into, pm me and I can give you a few recommendations . . . . :cool:

[Solaris17]

if you're waiting for her to throw you in the corner and demand you fuck her, you'll be waiting a long time. (slap)

however if that's what you're into, pm me and i can give you a few recommendations . . . . :cool:

wat?