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Chris
05-17-2009, 05:12 AM
I just thought you guys would enjoy this post I found online.
http://integrity-legal.com/legal-blog/miscellaneous/worlds_funniest_laws/
LittleLizard
05-17-2009, 05:50 AM
I just thought you guys would enjoy this post I found online.
http://integrity-legal.com/legal-blog/miscellaneous/worlds_funniest_laws/

may i ask why do you have Sasha as your avatar and not something like Skadi or BoT
T3hPwn3r3r
05-17-2009, 06:07 AM
It's illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket in my city. No joke. :( All those times when I wanted to keep my wallet cold, cops kept fining me.
DaMulta
05-17-2009, 04:29 PM
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Tulsa
# You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Chris
05-18-2009, 12:38 AM
may i ask why do you have Sasha as your avatar and not something like Skadi or BoT

Maiming guarantees a win.
DaMulta
05-18-2009, 02:39 AM
Texas
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
yogurt_21
05-18-2009, 02:27 PM
in AZ it's illegal to beat your camel.
1Kurgan1
05-19-2009, 01:18 AM
In MN it's legal to kill if you see a party of 10 or more Indians off of a reservation as they can be considered a War Party. I some how don't think this would hold up in court though.
DaMulta
05-19-2009, 01:40 AM
In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
Chris
05-19-2009, 02:43 AM
In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
A man could do many things with a razor...
DaMulta
05-19-2009, 03:51 AM
Virginia

A Virginia law requires all bathtubs to be kept out in the yards, not inside the houses.

If you are intoxicated but not driving your car, but the person who is driving your car is intoxicated, both you and the driver can be charged with DUI in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.


West Virginia

A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel. A person may be jailed for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.
Chris
05-19-2009, 04:30 AM
Missionary. lol
DanTheBanjoman
05-19-2009, 07:48 AM
http://www.dumblaws.com/
yogurt_21
05-19-2009, 05:43 PM
in San Francisco it's illegal to walk your elephant down amrket street unless it is on a leash

ugly people cannot walk down the street

lol from dans link.

Chico, CA
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (wow 500$ that's pretty steep for that crime lol)
FordGT90Concept
05-19-2009, 07:37 PM
http://www.dumblaws.com/
I was just gonna link that...they have them all.


Iowa has a few funny ones:

-A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

-One-armed piano players must perform for free.

-(Fort Madison) The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.

-(Indianola) The “Ice Cream Man” and his truck are banned.

-(Marshalltown) Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

-(Ottumwa) Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.


California has the most funny ones.



West Virginia

A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel. A person may be jailed for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.
Awesome. If you don't want someone to run for office, challenge them to a duel. :D