The Case of the Squirrel Stealing Bird Seed

[DaMulta]

I was sitting out back today, and enjoying watching all the Red Birds, Blues Birds, and others. When this damn Squirrel came out of the woods again to steal MORE BIRD SEED:mad:.

SO, I went and picked up my Red Ryder BB Gun by the back door. He heard the BBs shack and was on the move. I took a mad dash after him in the woods and took a shot about 20 feet away! Direct hit to the ASS. That fracking Squirrel then jumped up in the trees running like a crazy crazy insane animal. I took a long steady aim, and nailed his ass again(yes in the ass lol) about 50-100 feet away threw all the mad about of tree limbs between me and him.


I have yet to see him again today! And yes I looked and looked for him after that last shot! I have no idea how far he ran, jumped from me!

[Chris]

You sir could be the next "Rambo."

[LittleLizard]

Take that damn squirrel.

[Wile E]

You should have set up a squirrel slingshot and recorded it instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmWtT2oodNs

Or maybe mount your birdfeeder like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL7tbPymrc0&feature=related

[DaMulta]

ROFL
jmWtT2oodNs

[SK-1]

Amazing how many Squirrel Launching vids on You Tube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBb7KReY6Eg

Damn smart though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2swSpzs3CQ0

[Wile E]

I freakin love squirrels. Crazy ADHD little bastards. lol.

[1Kurgan1]

My dad usually shoots them off my moms bird feeder with a 22, which is a bit of overkill. But one day he was out of 22 shells and apparently he had enough, a few min later the squirrel was half bald... cause = 12 Gauge. That bird feeder hasn't ever looked the same, lol.

[DaMulta]

LOL you guys still don't know the yt tags????


Anyways hhehehe

I went to my local walmart and bought
CyberGun Defender Electronic Full Auto SoftAir BB Gun!
For only 20 dollars!
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4489/75/86/1263153367/n1263153367_30203926_5013238.jpg

Now stock this thing is week as hell, BUT with a little battery mod mhahaha!
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Kid needs to learn how to use a camera BUT look what it does at 12v!

I have two 9v batterys to install hehehe 18v is what I'm shooting for. Then I'm going to see if I can get it to work with non plastic bbs along with a long barrel.

Hell it's only 20 dollars....

[DaMulta]

2x9v = bad idea ROFL
For about 5secs it was total kick ass! Then it jammed, and blew the seal out.....

So I had to take it all apart and figure out how the gears went back in....which I did, and I found out what jams it up. The dang spring on the top! It blows off with that much kick to it. So I'm just going with 1 9v which also really gets it going!!!

Making it ready for 2x9 was very easy, all you have to do is sand out the side walls.

[Wile E]

I know the yt tags, I just don't like them.

[DaMulta]

Ahhh k

I always have 20 tabs open lol so I don't like to add more....lol

[Chris]

You know what I do? I sing to the squirrels, make them fall asleep, then use my skill "Finger of Death" and attempt to rip the flesh of the squirrel from the inside out.

[DaMulta]

I bet Cyber doesn't have these problems.....

TuUYjT7_HEk
Cyber Blowing up a dead tree with Tannerite

[DaMulta]

ROFL I have wasted about 3 thousand rounds of airsoft today with the Auto R71(200FPS)! Yet, the Squirrels keep coming back so this means WAR I'm guessing! (LOL) I'm having sooo much fun with them I'm thinking about going and picking up that 450 FPS metal gear gun I seen!

[Chris]

Teach them a lesson!
http://ontargetairsoft.com/store/images/AKM249SAWMK1.jpg

[DanishDevil]

I had a problem with crows picking at our trash when we put it out to get picked up, so one day, I grabbed my pellet gun (600FPS with pointed pellets) and nailed a crow right in the ass! I haven't seen em since.