I have a swearing problem =(

[3991v]

Guys, I have a swearing problem, damn it.

I was going through my posts on Facebook, and OMG do I swear a lot.

How can I cut swearing out, I'm sooooo used to it. :(

[erocker]

Gordon Ramsay swears a lot and he's a uber millionaire..

Fuck = Frack
Shit = Shoot
Ass = Butt
Damn = Darn

It's not too hard.

[btarunr]

Swearing is a mental stimulant for people who swear a lot. It gives your mind a stopgap good feeling. This is no disorder, but as you know, it is not a pleasant thing to live with.

Take to running, join a sport, and tweak your reflexes with physical activity (only!) that gradually increases. You will find yourself less talkative, and certainly less foul-mouthed.


Fuck = Frack
Shit = Shoot
Ass = Butt
Damn = Darn

It's not too hard.

+1.

[erocker]

Or... embrace the swearing life and become a sailor! :D

[DanTheBanjoman]

I hate people who pinky swear on everything.

[DaMulta]

Guys, I have a swearing problem, damn it.

I was going through my posts on Facebook, and OMG do I swear a lot.

How can I cut swearing out, I'm sooooo used to it. :(

What the fuck is fucking wrong about fucking swearing God damn it. I fucking do fucking swear a fucking lot, but big fucking deal did a fucking kitten die. I don't fucking Dod damn think so 3991; so what's the major fucking problem with fucking swearing? Do you fucking not fucking under fucking stand what you said with a little fucking cussing inside in what you fucking wrote. I fucking think you fucking understood the whole fucking God damn fucking post.

Shiiiiiiiit;)

[RevengE]

Wash your mouth with soap. Mothers around the world have supported this as being a successful way to eliminate potty mouth syndrome.

[DaMulta]

Really the money jar does work if you want to stop. It takes more brains IMO to not use cuss words. My mother still slaps me in the face to this day is I say the F word in front of her....

Swearing is just the easy way out, and I can control myself not to use it when I really need to control it.

[DonInKansas]

Having a kid was the biggest deterrent to my potty mouth. This is kind of an extreme method, though.....

[3991v]

Gordon Ramsay swears a lot and he's a uber millionaire..

Fuck = Frack
Shit = Shoot
Ass = Butt
Damn = Darn

It's not too hard.
I'll substitute from now on :)

Swearing is a mental stimulant for people who swear a lot. It gives your mind a stopgap good feeling. This is no disorder, but as you know, it is not a pleasant thing to live with.

Take to running, join a sport, and tweak your reflexes with physical activity (only!) that gradually increases. You will find yourself less talkative, and certainly less foul-mouthed.

+1.
That's a good idea, thnx

Or... embrace the swearing life and become a sailor! :D
I've considered that, lolz

What the fuck is fucking wrong about fucking swearing God damn it. I fucking do fucking swear a fucking lot, but big fucking deal did a fucking kitten die. I don't fucking Dod damn think so 3991; so what's the major fucking problem with fucking swearing? Do you fucking not fucking under fucking stand what you said with a little fucking cussing inside in what you fucking wrote. I fucking think you fucking understood the whole fucking God damn fucking post.

Shiiiiiiiit;)
Holy fuck!.. err.. frack :)
Having a kid was the biggest deterrent to my potty mouth. This is kind of an extreme method, though.....
I don't plan on having kids for a while, lol.

[3991v]

Update: wrecking my dirtbike and scraping my knee didn't exactly help with my swearing problem =(

[LittleLizard]

as ur avy says, lol wut

[Triprift]

If ya dont have a gf then get one since i broke with mine ive got quite bad again as she always put her foot down if i started swearing. =/

[DaMulta]

My Ex always says " DaMulta don't you start that cussing at me" LOL

[JC316]

join a sport



That made me 10 times worse. I play tennis.

*Double fault* SHIT!
*Dump an easy forehand* Fuck
*Miss an overheard* G** Damn it

[p_o_s_pc]

find someone that hates it when you do (like a GF or a BF if you go that way) My gf is who helped me with mine the most. everytime i would swear she would kiss me if i was there and tell me shutup or if i was on the phone with her she would bitch at me.(damn it i just said bitch:p)

[Triprift]

Damn if i got a kiss from my ex everytime i swore id never stop.

[3991v]

If ya dont have a gf then get one since i broke with mine ive got quite bad again as she always put her foot down if i started swearing. =/
My ex and I could probably make a sailor cry :eek:

find someone that hates it when you do (like a GF or a BF if you go that way) My gf is who helped me with mine the most. everytime i would swear she would kiss me if i was there and tell me shutup or if i was on the phone with her she would bitch at me.(damn it i just said bitch:p)
lulz, we both swore like crazy.

Damn if i got a kiss from my ex everytime i swore id never stop.

:cool:

[DrPepper]

I swear all the time. Can't help it, it makes me feel better. So why not keep swearing.

[A Cheese Danish]

Swearing is normal talk for me lol unless I'm around my family, then I can't...
So it's really easy for me to swear and then not swear.

[h3llb3nd4]

http://img.techpowerup.org/090412/Image(65).jpg
I use this fuck=fug/fugly

[p_o_s_pc]

Damn if i got a kiss from my ex everytime i swore id never stop.

why do you think i swear so much :p

[DaMulta]

So you're from England ROFL

[Wile E]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
.........
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

[[I.R.A]_FBi]

i have that same "PROBLEM" ... i just try to channel it elsewhere

[p_o_s_pc]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
.........
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
I have gotta ask what the fuck

[CyberDruid]

:wth:

[Wile E]

I have gotta ask what the fuck

:wth:

Jay's "rap" from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[DonInKansas]

Jay's "rap" from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-xKUU5sWS4&feature=related

[Steevo]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
.........
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

You misses a fuck in the first line.

I can talk shit to make a sailor blush. But I usually choose not to.


Try using "Sir" when addressing anyone other than friends to help remind you that they may be pricks with little dicks, but they are still deserving of respect.

[Wile E]

You misses a fuck in the first line.

I can talk shit to make a sailor blush. But I usually choose not to.


Try using "Sir" when addressing anyone other than friends to help remind you that they may be pricks with little dicks, but they are still deserving of respect.

Nope. Look at the post just above yours. Only 3 of them.

[imperialreign]

Or... embrace the swearing life and become a sailor! :D

eff that - a mechanic . . .


A sailor ain't got nuffin on a GM mechanic stuck working on a Ford :p

[Kurosagi]

same with me..i got swearing problems lol but i've gotten used to it and stopped swearing

[JC316]

eff that - a mechanic . . .


A sailor ain't got nuffin on a GM mechanic stuck working on a Ford :p

LMAO. Amen. I despise fords, yet I worked my ass off to get one :confused:

I really learned how to cuss while working on a 3.8L ford thunderchicken.

[Wile E]

LMAO. Amen. I despise fords, yet I worked my ass off to get one :confused:

I really learned how to cuss while working on a 3.8L ford thunderchicken.

The 3.8l non-SC Ford is one of their worst mistakes. It's enough to make a nun cuss. lol.

[Fitseries3]

i say you do like me...

pick a few offensive words and try saying something else or not saying them.

i dont say GO_ DA__ because i just dont like that. not that im religious or anything.

some people dont like C_NT so i say pussy lol!

asshole is mandatory because everyone has one and there are alot of them out there.

bitch.... i dont have a reason to say that one unless someone is really acting like one so its not all that common for me.

N_GGER, oh boy. either you hate it or you dont. there is no in between. i dont mind it at all but you really have to know who you're talking to to use this one.

cock, pffft... who cares. say it whenever

fuck.... why not? i can see if you are in a formal location that you should refrain, and around kids isnt a great idea either. but anywhere else its fine to me.

im sure i missed a few but yeah... those are the major ones.

[LittleLizard]

same with me..i got swearing problems lol but i've gotten used to it and stopped swearing

happened the same to me. a few years back i swear like no one but now im more quiet.

Carajo :p

[JC316]

i say you do like me...

pick a few offensive words and try saying something else or not saying them.

i dont say GO_ DA__ because i just dont like that. not that im religious or anything.

some people dont like C_NT so i say pussy lol!

asshole is mandatory because everyone has one and there are alot of them out there.

bitch.... i dont have a reason to say that one unless someone is really acting like one so its not all that common for me.

N_GGER, oh boy. either you hate it or you dont. there is no in between. i dont mind it at all but you really have to know who you're talking to to use this one.

cock, pffft... who cares. say it whenever

fuck.... why not? i can see if you are in a formal location that you should refrain, and around kids isnt a great idea either. but anywhere else its fine to me.

im sure i missed a few but yeah... those are the major ones.

GD is not one that I use frequently. It has slipped out once or twice, when someone is doing something REALLY stupid.

Never use c**t.

Asshole and son of a bitch are the ones that I use most frequently.

Nigger used to be a mainstay in private conversation, but not so much anymore. Not a term that I use exclusively for blacks, I have met many a black person that does not deserve it and many a white person that does. Sorry, but when anyone has their pants down to their knees, uses words like "Dawg" in every sentence, and is blasting the most foul mouthed rap music in a public place gets that particular term. Plus, I am in Texas, what would you expect?

Fuck and cocksucker I will use if someone is being a jerk, but never outside of private conversation and NEVER in the presence of children or ladies.

[Fitseries3]

ROFL!

i use nigger with a select few of my friends. i dont use it as a term for black ppl though. to me it means asshole to the highest power.

GD pisses me off when ppl say it now that i think of it.

fuck is the most common i use. cocksucker is hilarious and i used to use it but for some reason stopped.

motherfucker is always nice.

i like to use the phrase..... "i hope you get pummeled with horsecocks and niggerdicks until you cant walk." ROFL

[Chris]

If this is a huge problem you could give $100 to a close friend and promise that they would return it to you if you stop swearing for a month. It takes a while to break a habit and a month should cut it.

[Fitseries3]

similar to the way i saw on nanny 911....

get a roll of quarters and everytime you say a bad word give one to your kid... or someone who needs it.

after you begin to see your money roll out faster than you can make it you'll think twice about cussing LOL.

[DrPepper]

similar to the way i saw on nanny 911....

get a roll of quarters and everytime you say a bad word give one to your kid... or someone who needs it.

after you begin to see your money roll out faster than you can make it you'll think twice about cussing LOL.

Good idea.

I wouldnt stop swearing though :p

[Wile E]

similar to the way i saw on nanny 911....

get a roll of quarters and everytime you say a bad word give one to your kid... or someone who needs it.

after you begin to see your money roll out faster than you can make it you'll think twice about cussing LOL.

Ummm, fuck that. I'll put a quarter in my computer fund for every time I swear. Sounds better to me. lol.

[Fitseries3]

lol!

i didnt say i do that but it was a good idea i saw on TV.

[DaMulta]

I always say whats up fucker!

lol

I LOVE the F word......

[yogurt_21]

swear jars are pointless. they never work. now a beer jar is effective. My freind has abar in his basement, any time you spill a beer you have to put a dollar in the beer jar.

you cannot waste such nectar.

and really all those people who say freak are really just saying fuck, so you might as well say fuck. and shit. I mean after awhile if we all start using them in normal conversations, letters, and speeches. they'll become normal dialect.

[FordGT90Concept]

I only swear when I'm pissed (namely, excessively frustrating games). XD

[dr emulator (madmax)]

watch father ted, listen and learn, i'm sure danthebanjoman would agree ;)
as they use a different way of of swearing that is actually quite comical without actually being offensive :D i'e feck ,arse biscuits ,fup off and other crazy (poop) type it in youtube
enjoy

[Wile E]

watch father ted, listen and learn, i'm sure danthebanjoman would agree ;)
as they use a different way of of swearing that is actually quite comical without actually being offensive :D i'e feck ,arse biscuits ,fup off and other crazy (poop) type it in youtube
enjoy

I use words like that too, when I feel like being comical. Mostly tho, I prefer a good fuck to being funny. :D

[SK-1]

I like, "Swearing is nothing more than a vain attempt of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully."

I always try to remember this as I'm swearing lol.

[jmcslob]

Kids don't help they make you swear more god dammit-BTW that's one of my Favorites next to Fuck, you no God Dammit:p I tried not swearing for awhile and ended up on Blood pressure MEDS...:mad: So I gave up not swearing:rolleyes: for Health reasons:p

[MRCL]

I swear a lot. Then again in Switzerland, its like in italy or Portugal - everybody swears a lot. Especially when stuck in traffic. God damnit. They say its actually really healthy to swear once in a while. Or you'll end up like Flanders in the episode where he delivers himself to the (in)zanyhouse :p

[FreedomEclipse]

if your british its your god given right to swear. they can ban our ciggarettes, they can ban our Alcohol but they cant take our swearing!!!

[MRCL]

if your british its your god given right to swear. they can ban our ciggarettes, they can ban our Alcohol but they cant take our swearing!!!

Banning cigarettes? BANNING ALCOHOL? Exactly what idiots run your country if they deciede what you should do with your life and what not?

[Xazax]

Your basically screwed LOL i'm much the same way and as much as my parents tried to hold there mouths around me they still spilled a few "naughty" words and of course the rising internet culture as well as my friends i dont find a day when i dont drop a few F bomb's but one thing I NEVER do is Degrade people with it, objects and games usually get the worst of my mouth but i never "cuss" any one person out, at best thats all i can really say to you, keep your tongue to yourself when dealing with another person

[Ozzmanfloyd120]

Not sure if it's still an issue, but what helps me is when I'm chatting or typing on FB I always proof-read everything before I hit enter, eventually my brain adapted and it even affected my every day speech.