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twilyth
07-24-2011, 07:18 AM
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twilyth
07-24-2011, 07:35 AM
Extended cut - so to speak
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de.das.dude
07-24-2011, 08:35 AM
wtf is this?
talking vaginas?
i dont wanna live on this planet anymore...
...im goin back to mars.
twilyth
07-24-2011, 08:49 AM
These are commercials that are airing nation wide. I have to admit it's pretty ingenious. To the kids it looks like a hand puppet. Only the more precocious children and adults will get the joke. And a talking cooz is pretty funny all by itself.
Conan did a spoof of the commercials by having someone do the same kind of vertical hand puppet and read the lottery numbers. Except instead of reading them, it spit out ping pong balls with the numbers - just like when they draw the balls to get the winning number. Utterly hilarious.
It's reminiscent of the Winona Ryder's ping pong ball trick (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080503115851AA5gHKd)
It's a joke from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut".
Wynona Rider is performing a show for some US troops that have invaded Canada, and she performs her "ping pong trick". It appears to be her launching ping pong balls out of her vagina. A later shot reveals she's actually just her hitting them with a paddle out into the crowd with her hands between her legs.
FordGT90Concept
07-24-2011, 10:20 AM
Only the more precocious children and adults will get the joke.
But it's not funny at all. Actually, I find it pretty tasteless and inappropriate for mainstream television.
twilyth
07-24-2011, 10:26 AM
Oh it's definitely tasteless. :D
It deserves an Oscar for everything compared to the commercials here, but one thing bugs me... why no real vagina?
twilyth
07-24-2011, 10:32 AM
It's a hand tease.
CyberDruid
07-24-2011, 03:04 PM
I can't wait to see one with a talking butthole.
Damn_Smooth
07-24-2011, 10:19 PM
wtf is this?
talking vaginas?
i dont wanna live on this planet anymore...
...im goin back to mars.
Would you mind picking me up on your way?
I can chip in for gas.
Steevo
07-25-2011, 03:34 AM
Fact, every female you know has a vag. There is no need to vag over the vag.
Tasteless? Or just taste lite? After a douche I have discovered it still has a taste, but a light vinaigrette taste. Once you get past the smell you will have it licked.
I find it awesome. A whole new breed of women who like it bare, clean, and fresh. Now we just need commercials teaching them to swallow.
FordGT90Concept
07-25-2011, 03:46 AM
You don't see condom commercials until after midnight and all the "male enhancement" commercials are just as tasteless but air around the clock.
Banned, no, but broadcasters should be careful where and when they run them.
Steevo
07-25-2011, 04:09 AM
Who said anything about banning something natural?
I have always been curious, why are they allowed to show natives in the nude, but not anyone from the home country or a "civilized" nation?
I would rather have these commercials at any time rather than during "?movies for guys who like movies" a attempt I'm sure to force men to think about women's trials and tribulations with bleeding vaginas.
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