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btarunr
06-16-2009, 08:23 AM
The Glorious People's Republic of China defended its new anti-porn software which has branded the cartoon Cat Garfield an enemy of the state.

Chinese state media has had to mount an unprecedented defence of newly required Internet filtering software after it was revealed that the software was wide open to hackers. It was also banning harmless pictures such as Garfield and piglets.

Put on the defensive, state broadcaster CCTV announced on its noon news program on Thursday that a "vast number of parents and experts" had endorsed the "Green Dam-Youth Escort" filtering software that must be packaged with all units sold in China.

None of these vast number were prepared to be interviewed and if they were then you had to take CCTV's word that that they were not ordered by the Party to say that sort of thing. You also had to trust that they had not been put up to it by Oddie. The official Communist Party newspaper Guangming Daily praised the software as a new breakthrough in the drive for a "civilised Internet management and access".

If it was North Korea rather than admitting it had made a cock up, the Party would have added that Garfield was an evil capitalist fat cat who was probably homosexual and should be locked up for the good of the people.

Source (http://www.fudzilla.com/content/view/14194/1/).

Triprift
06-16-2009, 11:07 AM
And apparently the filter were getting here in Oz will be just as good eek cant wait. =/

WhiteLotus
06-16-2009, 02:36 PM
HA lol!

DaMulta
06-17-2009, 11:48 AM
They let us borrow billions of dollars every year and build all of our products nice and cheap. Who cares about the Chinese freedoms when the world benefits from them not having any?

NK causes nothing but problems for anyone. I think we should just bomb the hell out of them.....but they are close to China and one wrong bomb would stop the money cash cow.....

DaMulta
06-17-2009, 11:49 AM
China citizens can always say THANK GOD FOR VPN tunnels tho lol.

Deusxmachina
06-18-2009, 02:10 AM
Ha! Stupid China! I sure am glad the U.S. news isn't filtered.

3991v
06-18-2009, 03:12 AM
Ha! Stupid China! I sure am glad the U.S. news isn't filtered yet.
fixed ;)

Deusxmachina
06-18-2009, 04:08 AM
I see you were making a witty and sarcastic joke because U.S. news IS filtered. Very funny!

fixed ;)

Chris
06-18-2009, 04:34 AM
Wow..just wow..banning one of the greatest comic strips.

Triprift
06-18-2009, 04:36 AM
Hmm better get me Garfield fix before the great ozzie filter gets in lol.

3991v
06-18-2009, 05:24 AM
fixed ;)

oh man, I just got my ass 0wn3d!!!!!!!!!

Triprift
06-18-2009, 05:27 AM
Yes you did seth clever very clever lol

Mussels
06-18-2009, 07:37 AM
dont worry trip, you can beat the aussie rabbit proof firewall by not being a rabbit.

It only blocks HTTP port 80 traffic, so HTTPS and proxies bypass it. they arent blocking rapidshare, megaupload, or torrents either.

dr emulator (madmax)
08-01-2009, 08:20 PM
they probably want to ban pics and videos of kittys so people don't start feeling sorry for them and start eating boil in the bag rice ,instead of just boil in the kitty

FreedomEclipse
08-02-2009, 07:48 PM
well.....Im chinese - I was born in the land of the free (Great Britain) & I own a small collection of Garfield the cat books as well as watched countless episodes of it.

Im sure they got a welcoming comitee waiting for me & will get me as soon as i set foot on the main land, have me arrested & be labled Traitor To the State

FordGT90Concept
08-02-2009, 07:56 PM
well.....Im chinese - I was born in the land of the free (Great Britain)...
That makes you British. ;)

FreedomEclipse
08-02-2009, 08:02 PM
That makes you British. ;)

Im holder of Dual Citizenship ;)