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twilyth
11-13-2011, 03:23 PM
with a 4% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. This movie couldn't possibly suck any more than it does.

Here is a sampling of the reviews.

Full story (http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/11/12/it-gives-fart-jokes-a-bad-name-the-six-harshest-criticisms-of-jack-and-jill/)

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“Sandler ought to join Lindsay Lohan at the morgue for this one. Watching him bathe corpses would be more amusing.” — David Edelstein, New York Magazine (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/11/movie-review-jack-and-jill-is-a-disgrace.html)

“Picture Tootsie if everyone in the cast had a head injury. That’s Jack and Jill.” — Drew McWeeny, HitFix (http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/motion-captured/posts/review-adam-sandlers-jack-and-jill-one-of-his-career-worsts)

“Sandler [...] will likely one day sneeze out a movie inspired by his skills as a cinematic con artist. He will name the character ‘Poop Masterson,’ and it will make $100 million.” — Matt Pais, RedEye Chicago (http://www.redeyechicago.com/entertainment/movies/redeye-jack-and-jill-review-20111109,0,5844223.story)

“Jack and Jill even gives fart jokes a bad name.” — Jake Coyle, Associated Press (http://news.yahoo.com/review-sandlers-proudly-lowbrow-jack-jill-211130078.html)

“Future generations will study this film and ask, ‘How can something like this happen?’” — Mike Ryan, Moviefone (http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/11/10/jack-and-jill-the-most-important-movie-ever-made/)
“More than 24 hours has passed since I watched the new Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill and I am still dead inside.” — Mary Pols, TIME (http://entertainment.time.com/2011/11/10/jack-and-jill-what-an-awful-drag/)
“Suddenly, sitting through The Human Centipede again doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.” — Rene Rodriguez, McClatchy (http://www.macon.com/2011/11/11/1781042/jack-and-jill.html)

SK-1
11-13-2011, 04:06 PM
I liked Adam in the 90's...for about 5 min.

Damn_Smooth
11-13-2011, 06:55 PM
Hollywood baffles me. Who the fuck spent money on such a mind numbingly stupid concept? Seriously, if they just want to throw cash away, I'm open for donations. Filming myself sitting in a chair doing nothing for 2 hours is a better concept than this.

I would like to have been there when this turd was pitched, just so I could bitchslap some sense in to somebody.

If I had any faith in humanity to begin with, it would have been lost the moment the first moron paid money to see this shit. I truly feel sorry for the employees of the movie theatres that have to clean the flood of drool left behind from the retards that are willing to throw time and money at this drivel.

Fuck Adam Sandler.

twilyth
11-13-2011, 07:46 PM
Bravo on a most excellent rant! http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x206/twilyth/smilies/82996830.gif http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x206/twilyth/smilies/49bf6744.gif

Screaming Beaver
11-29-2011, 09:37 PM
Can't be worse than Abduction with that Twilight guy

erocker
11-29-2011, 09:44 PM
Uwe Boll deserves an oscar for some of his movies compared to this.