Symbols

[Bow]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(


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Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:



(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

[Shadowfold]

Assicon sounds like an ass convention :p

[DanTheBanjoman]

Being so obsessed with ass isn't exactly a good thing.

[pbmaster]

What's wrong with a little butt action hmm?

[momentomoir]

grabbing and squeezing is ok
kissing and biting i guess is ok
but anything in thing involving the asshole is just gay

[pbmaster]

How you figure? I'm not condoning it or promoting, but I don't see how it could possibly be gay at all if it's a woman.

[Wile E]

where's the one for surprise butseks?

[3991v]

I got this in an email a while ago, still funny tho

[pbmaster]

where's the one for surprise butseks?

On a side note, it's not rape, just surprise sex.

[momentomoir]

How you figure? I'm not condoning it or promoting, but I don't see how it could possibly be gay at all if it's a woman.
bc gays do it in the ass and if you want anal go get a guy bc i dont see the point in that unless its bc its tighter back there but their is a solution to making a girl tighter
Swimming and running with tighten her up swimming is most recommended it tightens everything :D:D

[pbmaster]

I still don't see your point as valid because it's still a woman. Gay couples do oral sex as well, does that mean it's gay if a man and woman do it? It's a person's preference what they want to engage in. Doesn't make anything "gay" or not.

[Wile E]

I still don't see your point as valid because it's still a woman. Gay couples do oral sex as well, does that mean it's gay if a man and woman do it? It's a person's preference what they want to engage in. Doesn't make anything "gay" or not.

Yeah.

By your logic MomentMoir, PPMguire is gay because he wears chick pants. :D lol

[DanTheBanjoman]

bc gays do it in the ass and if you want anal go get a guy bc i dont see the point in that unless its bc its tighter back there but their is a solution to making a girl tighter
Swimming and running with tighten her up swimming is most recommended it tightens everything :D:D

Or the guy should use Acai berries.

[momentomoir]

Yeah.

By your logic MomentMoir, PPMguire is gay because he wears chick pants. :D lol

hey drop it that

[pbmaster]

So basically we're right? :P

[Wile E]

hey drop it that

I only used it to get the point across. It takes the same logic to come to your conclusion as it does to come to the PP is gay conclusion. AKA: Your logic is flawed, as we know PP is not gay just because he wears female pants, just as buttseks doesn't mean gay, as women can receive buttseks from a man. Get what we mean now?

Plus, we need to throw a cheap shot in at PP every now and again. I just don't know of anything else to cheap shot him with. Gimme something else to work with. lol.

[WhiteLotus]

I only used it to get the point across. It takes the same logic to come to your conclusion as it does to come to the PP is gay conclusion. AKA: Your logic is flawed, as we know PP is not gay just because he wears female pants, just as buttseks doesn't mean gay, as women can receive buttseks from a man. Get what we mean now?

Plus, we need to throw a cheap shot in at PP every now and again. I just don't know of anything else to cheap shot him with. Gimme something else to work with. lol.

He lives in a tent. That should be all the ammo you need.

[Wile E]

He lives in a tent. That should be all the ammo you need.

Yeah, but the tent jokes just don't seem as funny to me. To me, jokes need to be more personal. lol.

[erocker]

What is a swishy ass?

[momentomoir]

Yeah, but the tent jokes just don't seem as funny to me. To me, jokes need to be more personal. lol.

ok you win dam!
what if i use logic of my GAY cousin
"If a guy likes anal hes just on the ledge of straight and needs a push to being gay-hey Mariah know any guys that I can give them that push?"

is that better?

and no I dont have anything you can use against him
If i did and I gave it to you I would be a bitch just like most chicks that hold things over guys they're with

[Wile E]

ok you win dam!
what if i use logic of my GAY cousin


is that better?

and no I dont have anything you can use against him
If i did and I gave it to you I would be a bitch just like most chicks that hold things over guys they're with

Well, your cousin is wrong. I happen to like giving a girl anal, yet my gay best friend has never been able to give me that push. lol.

[FreedomEclipse]

ok you win dam!
what if i use logic of my GAY cousin


is that better?

and no I dont have anything you can use against him
If i did and I gave it to you I would be a bitch just like most chicks that hold things over guys they're with

Well, your cousin is wrong. I happen to like giving a girl anal, yet my gay best friend has never been able to give me that push. lol.

Checkmate

[momentomoir]

lol ok you win lmao its still weird