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btarunr
04-13-2009, 10:41 AM
A Polish politician has criticised his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported on Friday.

"We didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," says a conservative councillar in the city of Poznan in western Poland, Michal Grzes.

"We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party.

The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14.

Source (http://ibnlive.in.com/news/polish-politician-fumes-over-gay-elephant-in-zoo/90105-13.html)

Crazy Pyro
04-13-2009, 11:17 AM
ROFL, They're gonna have to dress the female elephants up, or inject him with a load of testosterone probably, great idea that one.

h3llb3nd4
04-13-2009, 12:02 PM
great! now we're having gay animals as well

btarunr
04-13-2009, 04:06 PM
Homosexuality is very prevalent in nature.

DrPepper
05-11-2009, 03:25 AM
Homosexuality is very prevalent in nature.

I never knew that.

hat
05-11-2009, 05:08 AM
Define prevalent. Prevalent comes from the root word prevail which means to overcome, to defeat, to conquer etc. I highly doubt that homosexuality is more popular than heterosexuality in nature.

btarunr
05-11-2009, 05:56 AM
Define prevalent. Prevalent comes from the root word prevail which means to overcome, to defeat, to conquer etc. I highly doubt that homosexuality is more popular than heterosexuality in nature.

You're confusing "prevalence" with "popularity". Terrorism is very much prevalent in the world today, but it neither overcomes not defeats the "popularity" of the peaceful world-order i.e., the world isn't into chaos because it.

Steevo
05-11-2009, 06:57 AM
Elephant Anal Sex


Even possible? Or are they starting in to sexual deviance of other sorts, like blood play and latex fetish?


Perhaps he likes hangin with the boys and not the hos' for now. Just remember, bitches aint shit!!!

DanTheBanjoman
05-12-2009, 09:25 AM
Define prevalent. Prevalent comes from the root word prevail which means to overcome, to defeat, to conquer etc. I highly doubt that homosexuality is more popular than heterosexuality in nature.

Main Entry: prev·a·lent
Pronunciation: -l&nt
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin praevalent-, praevalens very powerful, from present participle of praevalEre
1 archaic : POWERFUL
2 : being in ascendancy : DOMINANT
3 : generally or widely accepted, practiced, or favored : WIDESPREAD


Widespread, sounds like something bta said. And he's right, it's quite common among animals.

W1zzard
05-12-2009, 09:03 PM
so they got that gay elephant and in return got a TON of pr.. no media would write about a straight elephant. this should result in additional revenue from people visiting the zoo to see the elephant.. if it were in my town i would go

sheps999
05-12-2009, 09:08 PM
Next item on the agenda is to take over the zoo and make it fabulous.

DanTheBanjoman
05-12-2009, 09:25 PM
so they got that gay elephant and in return got a TON of pr.. no media would write about a straight elephant. this should result in additional revenue from people visiting the zoo to see the elephant.. if it were in my town i would go

What if it was into bondage instead?

Wile E
05-13-2009, 11:43 PM
so they got that gay elephant and in return got a TON of pr.. no media would write about a straight elephant. this should result in additional revenue from people visiting the zoo to see the elephant.. if it were in my town i would go

So wait? Are you saying you are into gay animal porn? :confused: :p

erocker
05-14-2009, 12:14 AM
A gay elephant is a bad investment from a zoo standpoint. Once the elephant dies and no offspring are produced they will then have to buy another elephant. With an elephant that does procreate, it's offspring can be used for display and be sold off to other zoo's. I don't think the politician cares morally what the elephant's sexual orientation is. He's pissed about the money.

3991v
05-14-2009, 12:13 PM
So wait? Are you saying you are into gay animal porn? :confused: :p

Rofl!

sheps999
05-14-2009, 01:46 PM
So wait? Are you saying you are into gay animal porn? :confused: :p

Who isn't...I mean...THAT'S DISGUSTING HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT

btarunr
05-14-2009, 02:16 PM
A gay elephant is a bad investment from a zoo standpoint. Once the elephant dies and no offspring are produced they will then have to buy another elephant. With an elephant that does procreate, it's offspring can be used for display and be sold off to other zoo's. I don't think the politician cares morally what the elephant's sexual orientation is. He's pissed about the money.

There are other males. Notice that for it to be gay, it's obvious that there are more males.

Also, this elephant may attract crowds, not only because it's gay, but also because it's in Europe's biggest elephant house (Besondere Attraktion! Homosexuell Elephant).

W1zzard
05-16-2009, 10:15 AM
So wait? Are you saying you are into gay animal porn? :confused: :p

umm no thanks .. but like everyone else i can be entertained by curiosities.

A gay elephant is a bad investment from a zoo standpoint. Once the elephant dies and no offspring are produced they will then have to buy another elephant. With an elephant that does procreate, it's offspring can be used for display and be sold off to other zoo's. I don't think the politician cares morally what the elephant's sexual orientation is. He's pissed about the money.

you could clone it. then you would be the only zoo on the planet who'd have a cloned gay elephant ! more visitorz

dr emulator (madmax)
07-16-2009, 10:08 AM
hey all this talk of homorsexual animals has reminded me of a male cat that used to come round and try to sh** my cat who's a boy :confused:
i still can't understand it to this day but hey that's animals
mind you i had to use a bucket of water one night to get rid of him and i've not seen him since then :D
well it was summer so i'm sure he dried out pretty quick;)

momentomoir
07-16-2009, 06:24 PM
Who isn't...I mean...THAT'S DISGUSTING HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT

rofl