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dr emulator (madmax)
08-25-2009, 12:01 AM
news courtesy of msn tm

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149331024

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An elderly man in Cairns, Australia got stuck to a toilet after pranksters caked the seat with superglue.

The incident occurred in the public conveniences of a shopping centre.

Ambulance staff had to carry the victim - still attached to the toilet - out of the precinct, in full view of shoppers. He was then taken to hospital, where industrial-strength solvents were reportedly used to free him from the unexpectedly adhesive apparatus.

According to http://www.cairns.com.au/, it was the second case of a strong, fast-acting glue being smeared on a seat in the same men's toilets that day. In the earlier incident the man had been able to get up before the glue set.

A Queensland Ambulance Service spokesman said the elderly man, who did not want to be identified, was "pretty distressed about the whole thing".

Cairns Police District's Superintendent Brent Carter has appealed for public help to identify the culprit.

"The humiliation of sitting on a toilet while emergency services are working around you trying to free you…I just feel for the man," said Carter. "Then to have to be wheeled out of the shopping centre with the toilet frame still attached to your body is just dreadful."


my thoughts
always check the seat before ya go potty:D:p

3991v
08-25-2009, 12:37 AM
Or actually wipe the seats clean :wtf:

MRCL
08-25-2009, 05:11 AM
I myself wouldn't sit on a toilet seat that has a clear, sticky fluid smeared all over it.

[I.R.A]_FBi
08-25-2009, 03:10 PM
^ cosign that

1Kurgan1
09-03-2009, 10:34 PM
I look at all seats in public places, many time theres piss all over them. I suppose this guy didn't get up fast enough as he must be use to sitting on piss and anything else that is there :/

pepsi71ocean
09-04-2009, 04:12 PM
i always wipe the eat with TP to clean off anything that is one there, and then lay TP on top, why didn't he do that, if he first realized that the TP was sticking to the glue i would have just left, LOL

[I.R.A]_FBi
09-04-2009, 04:14 PM
I bet money that its the janitorial staff.

mtosev
09-04-2009, 06:33 PM
only retarded ppl can do such things. not funny at all

btarunr
09-04-2009, 11:52 PM
i always wipe the eat with TP to clean off anything that is one there, and then lay TP on top, why didn't he do that, if he first realized that the TP was sticking to the glue i would have just left, LOL

Yes, try doing all that with a turd crawing out your butt.

pepsi71ocean
09-05-2009, 12:56 AM
Yes, try doing all that with a turd crawing out your butt.

you do that BEFORE you take a crap, LOL

btarunr
09-05-2009, 07:40 AM
I know. That's an old person, old people have weak sphincters. It's not likely that he was able to hold his crap.

Wile E
09-05-2009, 09:08 AM
I know. That's an old person, old people have weak sphincters. It's not likely that he was able to hold his crap.

Then go to the handicapped stall, and use the bars to hover. lol.