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Forum: From The News 05-12-2013, 01:53 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 330
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
My relation with my goat began in a similar way.

My relation with my goat began in a similar way.
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-27-2013, 05:30 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,199
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
I can acknowledge that he did. As a former...

I can acknowledge that he did. As a former government official I shall inform everyone that this wil take up to 6 weeks to progress. Any decision taken can be objected against within 6 weeks.
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-26-2013, 03:34 PM
Replies: 78,491
Views: 1,806,308
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Was in a line of people on clogs.

Was in a line of people on clogs.
Forum: From The News 04-26-2013, 11:04 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 276
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
They cost like 40 cents, who's eating so many?

They cost like 40 cents, who's eating so many?
Forum: From The News 04-26-2013, 11:01 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 173
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Once they do and get a constitution they should...

Once they do and get a constitution they should amend this to it.
Forum: From The News 04-26-2013, 11:00 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 262
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
The Empire State Building is in the USA, so I...

The Empire State Building is in the USA, so I doubt he weighs 65Kg.
Forum: From The News 04-26-2013, 10:57 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 450
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Three much though, maybe...

Three much though, maybe...
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-26-2013, 10:54 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,199
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Mass production of the Ford Nucleon is the answer.

Mass production of the Ford Nucleon is the answer.
Forum: From The News 04-26-2013, 10:52 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 173
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
I'm glad there are places in the world where...

I'm glad there are places in the world where you're allowed to defend yourself against an oppressing government and whatnot.
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-25-2013, 07:16 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 564
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Hardly something new or that hasn't been...

Hardly something new or that hasn't been discussed before.
Forum: From The News 04-24-2013, 07:02 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 532
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
I'm currently waging war against the water...

I'm currently waging war against the water company here. Somehow it's a company with a monopoly on a primary life need.

I own two homes, I didn't pay for water in the old one since I don't live...
Forum: From The News 04-24-2013, 06:50 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,246
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
There is only one rule, and you just broke it....

There is only one rule, and you just broke it. Good job.
Forum: From The News 04-22-2013, 12:27 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,050
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
I never stab my goats. Why would you first show...

I never stab my goats. Why would you first show them love and then stab them? Tying them up is fine though as long as it's part of role playing.
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-19-2013, 03:34 PM
Replies: 78,491
Views: 1,806,308
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Beer. Bar later. Bar sounds a bit like beer.

Beer.

Bar later. Bar sounds a bit like beer.
Forum: Politics, Drugs & Firearms 04-19-2013, 07:10 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 367
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Kept telling you no?

Kept telling you no?
Forum: Online Videos 04-18-2013, 12:54 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 301
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
I bet that dentist is collaborating with the...

I bet that dentist is collaborating with the tooth fairy.
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-18-2013, 12:19 PM
Replies: 78,491
Views: 1,806,308
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Topless: ...

Topless:
http://www.oocities.org/wolfgangthetalkingvw/Images/History/NewBeetleCabrioYellow.jpg
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-18-2013, 12:01 PM
Replies: 78,491
Views: 1,806,308
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Now show us a picture of you as a car.

Now show us a picture of you as a car.
Forum: From The News 04-18-2013, 11:56 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,317
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
So you're a lazy bum then?

So you're a lazy bum then?
Forum: Comments & Feedback 04-16-2013, 07:13 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 365
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
You'd indirectly be licking penis, that's a bit...

You'd indirectly be licking penis, that's a bit gay even though it's your own.
Forum: Comments & Feedback 04-16-2013, 04:21 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 365
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Never had them licked, I tend to be the bitch.

Never had them licked, I tend to be the bitch.
Forum: Comments & Feedback 04-16-2013, 04:18 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 365
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
It's not a smiley, it's nutlick.

It's not a smiley, it's nutlick.
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-15-2013, 06:34 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 602
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Naming anyone would make things look bad in court...

Naming anyone would make things look bad in court afterward.
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-15-2013, 05:20 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 602
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Murder.

Murder.
Forum: From The News 04-14-2013, 08:43 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 855
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
That kinda is the whole point of predicting. And...

That kinda is the whole point of predicting. And you can predict anything, you can be very wrong though.
Forum: From The News 04-12-2013, 08:50 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 855
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Should have used that knowledge to remove one L.

Should have used that knowledge to remove one L.
Forum: Online Videos 04-12-2013, 01:34 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,047
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
It might wear you though. That's a christian...

It might wear you though. That's a christian thing.
Forum: From The News 04-12-2013, 06:32 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 855
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
I bet he already predicted that nobody would take...

I bet he already predicted that nobody would take him serious :)
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-10-2013, 02:08 PM
Replies: 422
Views: 17,522
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
There is loads of lego at my new job and I may...

There is loads of lego at my new job and I may play with it when bored.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-31-2013, 11:26 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 916
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
How does it feel we steal your children and give...

How does it feel we steal your children and give them to lesbian parents? Try stealing those women.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-30-2013, 09:09 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 916
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Omg, you evil bastard. You win this time but I'll...

Omg, you evil bastard. You win this time but I'll be back!
Forum: From The News 03-30-2013, 09:08 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,168
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
War broke out decades ago. The Koreas have been...

War broke out decades ago. The Koreas have been at war all this time.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-30-2013, 09:05 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 916
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Your whole post is about trying to get laid...

Your whole post is about trying to get laid though.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-30-2013, 08:48 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 916
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
So you became a Muslim because you couldn't get...

So you became a Muslim because you couldn't get laid? If you can't do it yourself, it makes sense to have your family find you something to fuck. Job well done.
Forum: From The News 03-28-2013, 01:02 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 753
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
If you were backward you'd have nothing against...

If you were backward you'd have nothing against it. it used to be quite accepted.
Forum: From The News 03-27-2013, 10:55 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 753
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Replace the condom with a falcon punch. Sex more...

Replace the condom with a falcon punch. Sex more enjoyable and no babies.
Forum: From The News 03-19-2013, 11:25 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 386
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
Get a second phone to text while driving.

Get a second phone to text while driving.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-19-2013, 11:23 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 634
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
I don't have TV service. I download whatever I...

I don't have TV service. I download whatever I want to watch.
Forum: Online Videos 03-19-2013, 02:14 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 945
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
So how did that other universe come into...

So how did that other universe come into existence?
Forum: From The News 03-15-2013, 06:43 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,843
Posted By DanTheBanjoman
They tried, it's hiding quite well though.

They tried, it's hiding quite well though.
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