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Forum: Health & Life Counseling 05-20-2013, 05:13 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 258
Posted By Black Panther
Stilts and orange pants will get make you both...

Stilts and orange pants will get make you both taller and get you noticed.

http://img.techpowerup.org/130520/stilt-walker.jpg
Forum: From The News 05-20-2013, 01:03 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 395
Posted By Black Panther
That's what I was thinking... I mean I find it...

That's what I was thinking... I mean I find it difficult to judge women's prettiness being one myself.. She's pretty, but not "jaw-dropping OMG" pretty if you get what I mean. I've seen prettier in...
Forum: Crazy Pictures 05-18-2013, 12:56 PM
Replies: 13,360
Views: 982,011
Posted By Black Panther
:eek: ...

:eek:

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969399_10152826084280603_2102505089_n.jpg
Forum: Health & Life Counseling 05-18-2013, 11:20 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 258
Posted By Black Panther
So you're already 6ft 6" and want to grow taller?...

So you're already 6ft 6" and want to grow taller? :confused: (slap)
Forum: From The News 05-17-2013, 03:29 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 277
Posted By Black Panther
And cats use their tongue :p

And cats use their tongue :p
Forum: From The News 05-16-2013, 05:09 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 427
Posted By Black Panther
Wow, you must watch those 2 episodes in the OP!

Wow, you must watch those 2 episodes in the OP!
Forum: Crazy Pictures 05-16-2013, 02:05 PM
Replies: 297
Views: 117,754
Posted By Black Panther
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/9702...

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/970267_541572242566757_1282019509_n.jpg
Forum: Miscellaneous 05-06-2013, 10:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 137
Posted By Black Panther
Because watching paint dry is too mainstream...

Watching the pitch drop!

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/923225_10151632566206509_1930231045_n.jpg

At some point in the next few months, a tendril of black tar-like substance will...
Forum: Crazy Pictures 05-05-2013, 01:26 PM
Replies: 13,360
Views: 982,011
Posted By Black Panther
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/4283...

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/428390_485423524859852_1571786471_n.jpg
Forum: From The News 05-05-2013, 11:15 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 341
Posted By Black Panther
On a similar topic, you should really be careful...

On a similar topic, you should really be careful if you start dating this woman's (http://en.social-news.net1news.org/woman-slit-dogs-throat-for-sniffing-daughters-private-parts.html) daughter.
Forum: Crazy Pictures 05-04-2013, 11:34 PM
Replies: 4,479
Views: 1,640,999
Posted By Black Panther
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/3907...

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390768_528190533886248_949120253_n.jpg
Forum: Health & Life Counseling 05-04-2013, 09:55 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 273
Posted By Black Panther
Your funeral

Earlier on today we had a spammer linking to some site to pre-pay your own funeral. While I was banning the bot, I started thinking....

Like, no, I'd definitely not pre-pay for my own funeral. In...
Forum: From The News 05-04-2013, 07:49 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 347
Posted By Black Panther
Anything can be eaten as long as it's regulated...

Anything can be eaten as long as it's regulated by the sanitary laws of the country. For example, the recent horse-meat scandal in Europe. Horse meat can be eaten (I love it myself) but only if it is...
Forum: Crazy Pictures 05-03-2013, 07:46 PM
Replies: 13,360
Views: 982,011
Posted By Black Panther
I'm running this towing boat to tow a giant...

I'm running this towing boat to tow a giant rubber duckie using man-power and fuel funded from the public coffers so your argument is invalid.
Forum: From The News 05-03-2013, 06:28 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 341
Posted By Black Panther
Not at all. We watch most together in fact :D ...

Not at all. We watch most together in fact :D

If I might ask the same question, would you be angry if your gf/wife watches porn Chev?



I'm intrigued by the way your brain functions when the...
Forum: From The News 05-03-2013, 02:30 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 341
Posted By Black Panther
Beware this woman!

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/935621_403687346395896_1632776575_n.jpg

Not that I envisage any of you marrying her any time soon... :p
Forum: From The News 05-03-2013, 01:06 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 207
Posted By Black Panther
The calendar was screwed way back then. Do you...

The calendar was screwed way back then. Do you really believe that as soon as Jesus was born a group of 'scientists' named it year 1 A.D. or that anyone knew the precise date he was born? Even the...
Forum: Online Videos 05-02-2013, 06:24 PM
Replies: 3,819
Views: 241,169
Posted By Black Panther
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/336758...

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/33675835.jpg

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Forum: Crazy Pictures 05-02-2013, 04:43 PM
Replies: 13,360
Views: 982,011
Posted By Black Panther
While playing Fallout New Vegas Old World Blues,...

While playing Fallout New Vegas Old World Blues, I heard uncontrollable giggling behind me. My 10 y/o daughter was watching...

http://img.techpowerup.org/130502/ScreenShot1.jpg
Forum: Comments & Feedback 05-02-2013, 04:34 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 390
Posted By Black Panther
BE, your button's always there. But afaik you...

BE, your button's always there. But afaik you never see your own thanks button.
Forum: Miscellaneous 05-02-2013, 03:58 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 631
Posted By Black Panther
Agreed. But I'd love to see how ddd would...

Agreed.

But I'd love to see how ddd would look at 500 years of age...
Forum: Crazy Pictures 05-02-2013, 12:45 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 258
Posted By Black Panther
Was for me. It would've been really funny if...

Was for me. It would've been really funny if someone was filming my 'ugh, yuck, wtf' reaction.:)
Forum: Crazy Pictures 05-02-2013, 12:30 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 258
Posted By Black Panther
Eggception!

So I broke open an egg, and inside apart from the usual egg white and yolk there was another miniature egg, in shell!

http://img.techpowerup.org/130502/eggception.jpg
Forum: From The News 05-01-2013, 12:28 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 240
Posted By Black Panther
Company offers pay rise to employees tattooing company logo

A New York real estate agency is helping its employees get ahead by offering staff a pay rise in return for them getting a tattoo of the company logo.

Rapid Realty employees are being offered a...
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-30-2013, 12:57 PM
Replies: 710
Sticky: Joke
Views: 36,784
Posted By Black Panther
Little boy has diarrhea & tells his mom he needs...

Little boy has diarrhea & tells his mom he needs Viagra. Mom replies What the hell for? Boy replies Isn't that what you give dad when his shit wont get hard?
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-29-2013, 06:58 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 931
Posted By Black Panther
easy rhino :p

easy rhino :p
Forum: From The News 04-26-2013, 08:44 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 274
Posted By Black Panther
I just adore eating them noodles... But they...

I just adore eating them noodles...

But they give me heartburn...

http://i.imgflip.com/1bhf.jpg
Forum: From The News 04-25-2013, 08:53 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 262
Posted By Black Panther
Man survives fall from Empire State Building

Now that's what I call lucky!

Tourists checking out the breathtaking views from the top of New York’s Empire State Building got a shock when a man fell from the observation deck, only to have his...
Forum: Crazy Pictures 04-25-2013, 06:37 PM
Replies: 13,360
Views: 982,011
Posted By Black Panther
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/3883...

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/388389_560627520624435_1697158282_n.jpg
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-24-2013, 10:02 PM
Replies: 710
Sticky: Joke
Views: 36,784
Posted By Black Panther
Wife says to her husband "You wanna change...

Wife says to her husband "You wanna change positions tonight?"

He says "Yeah!!"

She says "OK you do the ironing and the dishes, while I sit on the couch, watch TV, drink beer and fart."
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-23-2013, 07:33 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 924
Posted By Black Panther
I wouldn't be either because I fall 2 cm short of...

I wouldn't be either because I fall 2 cm short of the height requirement...
Guess they only want to populate Mars with tall humans.
Forum: From The News 04-23-2013, 02:59 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,215
Posted By Black Panther
New Zealand man jailed for watching too much elf pr0n

New Zealand man Ronald Clark was sentenced to three months in jail for possession of pornography featuring cartoon fantasy creatures having sex. Clark, who was previously convicted of assaulting a...
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-23-2013, 02:52 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 924
Posted By Black Panther
Want to go to Mars?

Click here. (https://apply.mars-one.com/)

I'm not sure if they have a return program though... :D

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-alien-Mars-eating-candy-bar.jpg
Forum: Crazy Pictures 04-18-2013, 08:33 PM
Replies: 13,360
Views: 982,011
Posted By Black Panther
Feel your index finger... on the trigger... ...

Feel your index finger... on the trigger...

http://img.techpowerup.org/130418/aZb6zZQ_460s.jpg
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-18-2013, 01:21 PM
Replies: 710
Sticky: Joke
Views: 36,784
Posted By Black Panther
Poor Bald Eagle... ...

Poor Bald Eagle...

http://img.techpowerup.org/130418/poor eagle.jpg

Seriously though, Bald Eagle, here we kid around a lot. Perhaps we weren't kidding when saying that we didn't find your jokes...
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-17-2013, 01:55 PM
Replies: 710
Sticky: Joke
Views: 36,784
Posted By Black Panther
Me too. ___________________________________ ...

Me too.

___________________________________



A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
Forum: Crazy Pictures 04-16-2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 4,479
Views: 1,640,999
Posted By Black Panther
http://img.techpowerup.org/130416/Untitled.png

http://img.techpowerup.org/130416/Untitled.png
Forum: Crazy Pictures 04-16-2013, 03:51 PM
Replies: 13,360
Views: 982,011
Posted By Black Panther
Because you didn't scrub it with water and...

Because you didn't scrub it with water and toothbrush when it was powered up. And because you let it dry up completely before powering it up.
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-15-2013, 10:16 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 596
Posted By Black Panther
Nope, Dan's the one who's psychic. He was...

Nope, Dan's the one who's psychic.
He was thinking of murder (not necessarily that he'll be the perpetrator).
Then Boston happens..
Forum: Crazy Pictures 04-14-2013, 01:27 PM
Replies: 13,360
Views: 982,011
Posted By Black Panther
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/v/90...

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/v/909358_10151616125741514_1750233042_n.jpg?oh=6bc8932ba34f451c5858499fae024e99&oe=516D0023&__gda__=1366148805_e2562582e6981c9d042e923b3ed3a8de
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