Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles

Black Panther · 04-27-2012, 02:20 PM

The woman was riding a scooter and tried to park it in front of the man's shop. She was going to pick up her son, who attends the elementary school in that neighborhood.

The man went out of the shop and told her that she couldn't park her scooter there. She protested and a the shouting match started. After a while they started to fight physically. The woman called her husband and brother, who came to the scene. But things got a lot worse than just a few smacks here and there: the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them so hard and long that the man shutdown. He collapsed on the ground out of the pain and, worse, he was dead. Yes, people. dead by ballsqueeze.

http://gizmodo.com/5905648/woman-kil...-his-testicles

And the scientific explanation...

MRCL · 04-27-2012, 02:30 PM

Holy mother of everything thats holy.

Evolution really screwed that one up. Holy fuck. Reading that makes me cringe.

Thats why, as a general rule, fights to the death should only have one rule: Groin is out of limits. Uncool, man.

HossHuge · 04-27-2012, 03:16 PM

Did any other dudes know that you could die from this? Cause I certainly f--king didn't. This should be common knowledge. The first thing that comes out of your first P.E. teachers mouth should be no ball slapping cause you could die.

I hope they fry the bitch.

MRCL · 04-27-2012, 03:22 PM

But... how do all those guys purpously bustin their ballz on youtube survive? Are they holding the secret to immortality, and mocking us mere mortals? We're on to them now...

FordGT90Concept · 04-27-2012, 03:44 PM

Remind me to protect my balls better. :x

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Originally Posted by MRCL

But... how do all those guys purpously bustin their ballz on youtube survive? Are they holding the secret to immortality, and mocking us mere mortals? We're on to them now...

I imagine squeezing for prolonged periods is what does it. A short burst of adrenaline won't kill you unless you got a diseased heart. Having an adrenaline flood the body for several minutes though, I imagine it would make your heart race so fast, it stops.

MoonPig · 04-27-2012, 03:56 PM

Is this a one off? or is there actually some way to kill every man with a simple yet strategic squeeze to the jewels?

Black Panther · 04-27-2012, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MRCL

But... how do all those guys purpously bustin their ballz on youtube survive?

Apparently there are still places in that weird part of YouTube which I haven't visited...

theJesus · 04-27-2012, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonPig

Is this a one off? or is there actually some way to kill every man with a simple yet strategic squeeze to the jewels?

"Yes, the testicles are exquisitely sensitive to touch and there is a huge release of adrenalin when there is excessive force applied to these organs.

Testicular pain is referred to the lower abdomen, mesenteric plexus, and causes men to stop abruptly what they are doing, lie on the ground, close their eyes and bend their knees.

A heart attack could certainly result from severe testicular pain from squeezing."

twilyth · 04-27-2012, 06:51 PM

What a ballbuster.

Steevo · 04-27-2012, 06:54 PM

Burn the bitch. Fucking equal rights, she had to call her hubby and brother, then grab his nards.

Screaming Beaver · 04-27-2012, 10:20 PM

Makes me wince in sympathy, and hover protectively gotta admit. Story emphasizes the "omfg" and not much more on reporting though. Was this woman arrested for murder?

skotosa · 04-28-2012, 01:47 AM

His heart must of been weak. If she knew that would have killed him I don't think she would have done that. Its not like she was chocking the guys neck and was going to cause lack of oxygen, but apparently that works down there too, gulp.

theJesus · 04-28-2012, 01:51 AM

Involuntary manslaughter I guess.

de.das.dude · 04-28-2012, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MRCL

But... how do all those guys purpously bustin their ballz on youtube survive? Are they holding the secret to immortality, and mocking us mere mortals? We're on to them now...

they dont have balls to start with?

de.das.dude · 04-28-2012, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by theJesus

Involuntary manslaughter I guess.

wat?

she DID squeeze them balls on purpose.

theJesus · 04-28-2012, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by de.das.dude

wat?

she DID squeeze them balls on purpose.

Without the intent to kill.

m1dg3t · 04-28-2012, 07:14 PM

Bitch should go to jail.

Those guy's you see in vid's smashing their nut's are wearing protective cup's

_JP_ · 04-29-2012, 12:30 AM

Eye for an eye!
Grab her and sqee...nevermind...

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04-27-2012, 02:30 PM	#2
MRCL Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,975 Thanks: 238 Thanked 1,363 Times in 776 Posts Dislikes: 3 Disliked 12 Times in 9 Posts	Holy mother of everything thats holy. Evolution really screwed that one up. Holy fuck. Reading that makes me cringe. Thats why, as a general rule, fights to the death should only have one rule: Groin is out of limits. Uncool, man.

04-27-2012, 03:16 PM	#3
HossHuge Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,134 Thanks: 663 Thanked 1,363 Times in 584 Posts Dislikes: 8 Disliked 32 Times in 18 Posts	Did any other dudes know that you could die from this? Cause I certainly f--king didn't. This should be common knowledge. The first thing that comes out of your first P.E. teachers mouth should be no ball slapping cause you could die. I hope they fry the bitch.

04-27-2012, 03:22 PM	#4
MRCL Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,975 Thanks: 238 Thanked 1,363 Times in 776 Posts Dislikes: 3 Disliked 12 Times in 9 Posts	But... how do all those guys purpously bustin their ballz on youtube survive? Are they holding the secret to immortality, and mocking us mere mortals? We're on to them now...

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MoonPig Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 356 Thanks: 89 Thanked 158 Times in 77 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Is this a one off? or is there actually some way to kill every man with a simple yet strategic squeeze to the jewels?

04-27-2012, 06:51 PM	#9
twilyth Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,280 Thanks: 7,402 Thanked 5,579 Times in 3,287 Posts Dislikes: 165 Disliked 124 Times in 107 Posts	What a ballbuster.

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m1dg3t Banned Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Brampton Posts: 3,834 Thanks: 4,974 Thanked 1,881 Times in 1,331 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 89 Times in 74 Posts	Bitch should go to jail. Those guy's you see in vid's smashing their nut's are wearing protective cup's

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_JP_ Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Debtugal Posts: 2,378 Thanks: 6,565 Thanked 2,306 Times in 980 Posts Dislikes: 85 Disliked 12 Times in 10 Posts	Eye for an eye! Grab her and sqee...nevermind...

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