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Old 06-21-2012, 03:31 AM   #1
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China news confuses rubber vagina/anus for special mushroom


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Xi'an Up Close 《西安零距离》, an investigative journalism programme which airs on Xi'an TV, has become a national laughing stock after airing a report on June 17 on a "mystery mushroom" which was discovered by villagers in a rural part of the city.
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Old 06-21-2012, 04:57 AM   #2
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Seriously, they can't tell rubber from shrooms? WTF?
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:29 AM   #3
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I LOL'd for a while...

"It feels like some type of meat when you insert your finger" LOL
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:57 AM   #4
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Seriously, they can't tell rubber from shrooms? WTF?
no. you see. they are chinese. they are only good at faking stuff and copying stuff.

thats why they have lost the ability to differentiate between original and artificial XD
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Old 06-21-2012, 02:56 PM   #5
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The real question is, who's burying rubber vagina's 80ft underground?
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The real question is, who's burying rubber vagina's 80ft underground?
Hey, the mole people get lonely sometimes.
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This (V) one was among the suggested after watching that one (^).

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That was fucking brilliant.
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