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Old 08-09-2012, 01:14 PM   #1
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Have you ever dreamt of cheating?

Some questions for those of you who are in a happy relationship with no intention of ever breaking it:

1) Have you ever had a dream where you were intimate with somebody else?

2) Was it with someone you knew or was it an unidentified person?

3) Were you conscious in your dream that you were cheating or did no thoughts of your partner exist in the dream?

4) Ever had this with a person of the same sex?

5) Did you enjoy it during the dream?

6) Upon waking up, did you have nice fuzzy feelings or did you feel disgusted about what you dreamt?
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:36 PM   #2
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I am single so dreaming of cheating will remain a dream

Yes I do enjoy dreams where I get close to a member of the opposite sex. Whether its my subconscious begging me to find a significant other I don't really know.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:34 PM   #3
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This is in Miscellaneous, so I thought it wasn't serious. LOL

And I actually thought it's more like cheating in games or something. LOL
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Old 08-09-2012, 03:26 PM   #4
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This is in Miscellaneous, so I thought it wasn't serious. LOL
And it's no longer in Miscellaneous now

(ugh, I wanted the nutkick not the nutlick here)

How about some serious general-nonsensy down-to-earth feedback now?

Ummm... like something to let me know I'm not a freak or anything?
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Ask your hubby to do the things the lad in the dreams did (presenting it as a "fantasy" of yours).
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1) Yes, almost always with "celebrities" LOLOLOLOL
2) Technically I don't know them personally LOL
3) My girlfriend isn't there in such dreams
4) No.
5) I guess? LOL
6) Neither, I feel the same when I dreamt of "happy dreams" as it is of nightmares (for example, when the girl I was...courting chopped my legs off with a chainsaw and crushed my hands with a big hammer), nonchalance.
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Old 08-09-2012, 03:40 PM   #7
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Ask your hubby to do the things the lad in the dreams did (presenting it as a "fantasy" of yours).
Lol no, your post is totally out of topic in that I never dreamt of anything more kinky than... well... just sex...

1. Yes
2. Sometimes yes, sometimes it's an unidentified stranger.
3. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
4. Yes..
5. Yes
6. Usually it feels so real that I have to pinch myself to remember that it had been all a dream
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Judging by the questions...

You had a dream about a female acquaintance and felt good about the experience. At least good enough to question whether it's someone you pursue IRL. I agree with Chevalr1c, you should bring this up to your husband.


In case you're compiling stats for some purpose other than the above (right....):

1) Have you ever had a dream where you were intimate with somebody else?
Yes

2) Was it with someone you knew or was it an unidentified person?
Yes (as in both).

3) Were you conscious in your dream that you were cheating or did no thoughts of your partner exist in the dream?
No.

4) Ever had this with a person of the same sex?
No.

5) Did you enjoy it during the dream?
Oh yeah.

6) Upon waking up, did you have nice fuzzy feelings or did you feel disgusted about what you dreamt?
Considering that 90% of the dreams I remember are nightmares, the occasional sex dream is always a good thing.

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Judging by the questions...

You had a dream about a female acquaintance and felt good about the experience. At least good enough to question whether it's someone you pursue IRL.

I agree with Chevalr1c, you should bring this up to your husband.
Lol why do you all try to play the shrink on me?
Well, perhaps it's because I asked for it?

OK give me time to lie on the couch please....

)o__^_

I do dream about females, but it's always nobody I know. Not even celebs or anything.
When I dream about a male, it'd be somebody who does exist but not in my real day-to-day life.
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:07 PM   #10
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Lol why do you all try to play the shrink on me?
Well, perhaps it's because I asked for it?

OK give me time to lie on the couch please....

)o__^_

I do dream about females, but it's always nobody I know. Not even celebs or anything.
When I dream about a male, it'd be somebody who does exist but not in my real day-to-day life.
Because playing shrink is sometimes more fun than playing doctor

I edited my previous post in case you're going another way with this.
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:15 PM   #11
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Some questions for those of you who are in a happy relationship with no intention of ever breaking it:

1) Have you ever had a dream where you were intimate with somebody else?

2) Was it with someone you knew or was it an unidentified person?

3) Were you conscious in your dream that you were cheating or did no thoughts of your partner exist in the dream?

4) Ever had this with a person of the same sex?

5) Did you enjoy it during the dream?

6) Upon waking up, did you have nice fuzzy feelings or did you feel disgusted about what you dreamt?
I'm not in a relationship now, but when I was I had a dream where I was having sex with one of my friends from college. I knew I was cheating in the dream, I never had it with a person of the same sex and hell yeah I enjoyed it during the dream. When I woke up, I knew it wasn't a good thing because I was in a relationship but it didn't really bother me as it was just a dream and I have the balls to end a relationship before doing anything with someone else.

This was like 2 weeks before I ended the relationship, the last month of it was so shit. Not that I need an excuse, but the dream was of a really pretty blonde girls, big blue eyes, big boobies and a sweet body. She was also a really nice girl to talk to.
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4. Yes..
The only part of your post that is needed.
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Some questions for those of you who are in a happy relationship with no intention of ever breaking it:

1) Have you ever had a dream where you were intimate with somebody else?

2) Was it with someone you knew or was it an unidentified person?

3) Were you conscious in your dream that you were cheating or did no thoughts of your partner exist in the dream?

4) Ever had this with a person of the same sex?

5) Did you enjoy it during the dream?

6) Upon waking up, did you have nice fuzzy feelings or did you feel disgusted about what you dreamt?
1. yes
2. someone I knew (sometimes it's several someones)
3. Sometimes my wife was dead, others it's just cheating and I don't seem to care in the dream
4. no
5. of course
6. I felt horny, if I woke up in the middle of the night after such a dream and my wife is stirring, I'll usually pester her for sex
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Some questions for those of you who are in a happy relationship with no intention of ever breaking it:

1) Have you ever had a dream where you were intimate with somebody else?

2) Was it with someone you knew or was it an unidentified person?

3) Were you conscious in your dream that you were cheating or did no thoughts of your partner exist in the dream?

4) Ever had this with a person of the same sex?

5) Did you enjoy it during the dream?

6) Upon waking up, did you have nice fuzzy feelings or did you feel disgusted about what you dreamt?
Do I qualify?


1) Yes

2) Known

3) Both

4) No, but I have dreamt of another man being involved with a woman to please her.

5) Yes.

6) Fuzzy feelings and strange. They are just dreams, and are just your brain compressing and sorting the things you think about in your conscious mind, and the things your subconscious mind have seen or thought.


I have had a wet dream about my spouse while in bed with her about 2 years into our marriage, I dreamt of having intercourse with her.
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wondering if/what dream triggered BP to make this thread
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1)Yes
2)both
3)No thoughts
4)NO!
5)Yes!
6) Neither...No thought was given what so ever... If anything I'm simply wake up horny.
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I usually don't remember my dreams.
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last night, wake up from a similar dream and my wife is out stone cold and I'm thinking "bummer, now what the hell am I supposed to do with this? it's too nice in bed to get out and fap in the bathroom."

then my 3.5 year old wakes up spiking the red lines on the monitor and sending my wife flying out of bed to deal with it. (I take first shift 9pm-1am, she has second)

never though I'd be thanking my daughter for waking up in the middle of the night.
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last night, wake up from a similar dream and my wife is out stone cold and I'm thinking "bummer, now what the hell am I supposed to do with this? it's too nice in bed to get out and fap in the bathroom."

then my 3.5 year old wakes up spiking the red lines on the monitor and sending my wife flying out of bed to deal with it. (I take first shift 9pm-1am, she has second)

never though I'd be thanking my daughter for waking up in the middle of the night.
Eh, stop worrying if she's awake or whatever....Just roll her over and do whatever...She might bitch a little at first or she might really enjoy it...
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Most women will enjoy being woken by oral sex.......on her, not choking her on it. And light carcasses and kisses will change their dreams to pleasant ones they will wake aroused from.


Most men who complain about not having enough sex just don't try or stop doing the little things that turn their partner on. Not saying it is always sexy time, but a good hour of time spent can mean hours of fun.
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Most women will enjoy being woken by oral sex.......on her, not choking her on it. And light carcasses and kisses will change their dreams to pleasant ones they will wake aroused from.


Most men who complain about not having enough sex just don't try or stop doing the little things that turn their partner on. Not saying it is always sexy time, but a good hour of time spent can mean hours of fun.
light carcasses? lol
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Light carcasses are preferred. Dead weight can be hard to move around.
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Light carcasses are preferred. Dead weight can be hard to move around.
I still don't see how light carcasses can help change dreams into pleasant ones.
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I am single so dreaming of cheating will remain a dream
Yes I do enjoy cohiba behike online dreams where I get close to a member of the opposite sex. Whether its my subconscious begging me to find Viagra Online a significant other I don't really know.
The same thing is here! once I was in a relationship and I dreamt that I'm with my gf's friend! I didn't like it and It really annoyed me.. but now, I'm a single and I don't have a problem with such dreams...

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