Knife fight: Stewie Griffin vs Maggie Simpson

Hybrid_theory · 09-16-2009, 03:23 AM

Who would win. Its hard to say. Maggie can melee but Stewie is pretty smart and has his experience with guns.

twilyth · 09-16-2009, 03:26 AM

Maggie, no doubt. But we're talking pumpin' your buttocks down the street and some jive turkey jumps you. If they have a chance to strategize, I'd probably have to give the edge to Stewie, but it would one hell of a fight - I'm thinking epic like when Peter does battle with the chicken mascot. Oh yeah!!

MRCL · 09-16-2009, 03:34 AM

Maggie. She's Ninja man, she shot down mafia guys and nobody noticed, she is able to hide a fucking pump gun in her cradle, and she's handy with the naigun. And she's damn strong - she drops a rock at that governement guy in the movie, and rescues her dad from drowning. PLUS she's a female Simpson, which means she's a genius.
Stewie would be too fond of thinking he's winning, so he wouldn't know what hit him.

Hybrid_theory · 09-16-2009, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MRCL

Maggie. She's Ninja man, she shot down mafia guys and nobody noticed, she is able to hide a fucking pump gun in her cradle, and she's handy with the naigun. And she's damn strong - she drops a rock at that governement guy in the movie, and rescues her dad from drowning. PLUS she's a female Simpson, which means she's a genius.
Stewie would be too fond of thinking he's winning, so he wouldn't know what hit him.

I didnt think about how the female simpsons get nice careers. This is very true. Yeah I think maggie as well. Just ive seen stewie in more battles then her.

Maggie just has points of awesome. Another was where she smashed her bottle and challenged tiki the monkey to a fight.

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twilyth Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,280 Thanks: 7,402 Thanked 5,579 Times in 3,287 Posts Dislikes: 165 Disliked 124 Times in 107 Posts	Maggie, no doubt. But we're talking pumpin' your buttocks down the street and some jive turkey jumps you. If they have a chance to strategize, I'd probably have to give the edge to Stewie, but it would one hell of a fight - I'm thinking epic like when Peter does battle with the chicken mascot. Oh yeah!!

09-16-2009, 03:34 AM	#3
MRCL Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,974 Thanks: 237 Thanked 1,363 Times in 776 Posts Dislikes: 3 Disliked 12 Times in 9 Posts	Maggie. She's Ninja man, she shot down mafia guys and nobody noticed, she is able to hide a fucking pump gun in her cradle, and she's handy with the naigun. And she's damn strong - she drops a rock at that governement guy in the movie, and rescues her dad from drowning. PLUS she's a female Simpson, which means she's a genius. Stewie would be too fond of thinking he's winning, so he wouldn't know what hit him.

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