Rammsteins new video

MRCL · 09-18-2009, 04:52 PM

So some of you may know Rammstein got their new video for the song "Pussy" out. I'm not going to link it because well, it has quite the explicit scenes in it. Google it, it takes a few seconds.

Now, for those of you who have seen it: What do you think about it?
Just saw the news raging about the vid, its understandable. I mean Rammstein had some pretty intense videos, always had, but this is pushing the edge a LOT. I'd be lying if I'd say I don't like it. It fits the video, obviously, and it fits the band. Its mass publicity, and that has always worked for Rammstein. Even tho the song is not that smashing like some of their others.

Its like watching the vid, first you are like

then the first tame scene pops up and you are already

and then it even gets more intense and you're like [smilies can't express].

So, as already asked, whats your thoughts about this matter?

WhiteLotus · 09-18-2009, 05:27 PM

And if your at work here is the run down:
0:01 – Gyrating woman opens the video. She looks slutty. We like slutty.

0:08 – 0:32 – A French maid, a cheerleader, a horny secretary, a stripper in leopard print sliding down a pole (it’s an actual pole, not a euphemism for a penis you dirty beggar), a ridiculously hot chick in a bubble bath.

0:42 – Till Linderman licks and spanks his cleaner. Call us suspicious but we don’t think she actually makes her living as a cleaner. The kinky French Maids outfit gives it away.

0:53 – Cristoph Schneider in a suit having a meeting with his sexy secretary. That’s a gusset shot! Have you seen that film Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal? You really should. The best spanking scenes from a movie ever. Easily.

1:13 – Check the look in Till Lindermann’s eye as he shouts “you’ve got a pussy”. He loves it! Oh yeah, that reminds us. There’s music playing too.

1:22 – Alright, enough of the band playing the song. Can we see some tits now?

1:25 – That’s more like it! Paul Landers throws money at a scantily-clad blonder riding a bucking bronco.

1:34 – Boooooooooooooooobies…and Landers is getting off with her. Nice work if you can get it.

1:41 – Oliver Riedel is bound to a chair and wearing some bondage gear. A hot dominatrix wearing crotch less pants licks and bites him before battering him with a riding crop. We bet he’s seen Secretary.

2:03 – Hold on, was that her gash?

2:05 – Yep, that was definitely her gash. Woman spreads eagle in front of a bowl of sausage and mash and then eats the sausage. Tesco’s sausages are better than the ones you get from Waitrose, just in case you cared.

2:15 – Richard J. Kruspe lets a woman out of a suitcase in a hotel room who he then dances with and sprays champagne over before she gets her boobs out. He gets off with her, bends her over and spanks her. If you haven’t got the gist by now, this isn’t going to be shown on CBeebies.

2:32 – Keyboardist Flake is depicted as having a vagina (the second of the video) and a hot women goes down on him. This is the same guy who gets buggered by Lindermann on stage every night. The average therapy costs £30 for a 50 minute session in the UK, FYI.

2:40 – The girl from the above part gets naked and mounts a stuffed-bear carpet like the one in The Adams Family movie. No real reason but it looks cool.

2:45 – OK, NOW it’s hardcore. A hot blonde has just begun to finger herself with one hand and film it with the other. We’ve never met anyone willing to do this in the past. We’re clearly not hanging out at the right places.

3:00 – Linderman stands at a podium and waves a German flag around. Oh yeah, we’re noticing the music again.

3:13 – Schneider’s just got his knob out! This is an outrage and cannot be allowed! What do you mean that’s sexist?! Fuck you!

3:16 – Blowjob!

3:17 – And another!

3:25 – That’s actually hardcore pornography! Every member of Rammstein is getting their end away. Can we suggest that Girl’s Aloud make a video like this next? Cheryl Cole can have a bestiality scene (which would still be a step-up from her rancid husband). Louis Walsh FTW.

3:54 – Jizz. Can you think of another music video with jizz in it? By a band that play arenas? We salute you, you crazy fuckers!

3:57 – The end. We’re off for a cigarette and a lie down.

^^^That's from metal hammer website not me writing it.

The song is good, video is weird but then, meh who cares. Also the blonde doing herself was hot! And i'm not even a fan of blondes.

erocker · 09-18-2009, 06:16 PM

Wait a minute... The title is Rammsteins new video and there is no link?!!! OMGWTFLOL!

*DanTheBanjoman* · 09-18-2009, 08:04 PM

I heard/saw it this morning, can't say it was great or anything.

MRCL · 09-19-2009, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erocker

Wait a minute... The title is Rammsteins new video and there is no link?!!! OMGWTFLOL!

I don't want to be banned from here LOLROFL

paulieg · 09-22-2009, 01:38 PM

I can't stand Rammstein. My buddy and I decided that Rammstein is like the Village People on speed. Metal and this techno dance crap should just not be thrown together.

*DanTheBanjoman* · 09-22-2009, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulieg

I can't stand Rammstein. My buddy and I decided that Rammstein is like the Village People on speed. Metal and this techno dance crap should just not be thrown together.

Village people are awesome though.

jmcslob · 10-12-2009, 08:35 PM

Looks like they had fun making that video.....
It's ends with a happy ending...
favorite lines from the song..
You have a pussy.I have a dick..so whats the problem....Classic
you don't like Rammstein.. they are awesome Seen em at CSU with the first Family Values tour They stole the entire show...Best guitar players ever while on fire..

LittleLizard · 10-24-2009, 02:21 AM

imo is a DAMN GOOD song but the video is disgusting IMO. they are more sexual each time (reminds me the first time i saw mein teil :shadedshu)

dcf-joe · 10-24-2009, 06:15 AM

Say what you want, but I have never seen a Rammstein video. I was interested in the music video when I saw the thread, because seriously, how bad could it be?

And then I saw it... It is kind of overboard towards the end, but whatever, the video fits the band's style.

09-18-2009, 04:52 PM	#1
MRCL Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,974 Thanks: 237 Thanked 1,363 Times in 776 Posts Dislikes: 3 Disliked 12 Times in 9 Posts	Rammsteins new video So some of you may know Rammstein got their new video for the song "Pussy" out. I'm not going to link it because well, it has quite the explicit scenes in it. Google it, it takes a few seconds. Now, for those of you who have seen it: What do you think about it? Just saw the news raging about the vid, its understandable. I mean Rammstein had some pretty intense videos, always had, but this is pushing the edge a LOT. I'd be lying if I'd say I don't like it. It fits the video, obviously, and it fits the band. Its mass publicity, and that has always worked for Rammstein. Even tho the song is not that smashing like some of their others. Its like watching the vid, first you are like then the first tame scene pops up and you are already and then it even gets more intense and you're like [smilies can't express]. So, as already asked, whats your thoughts about this matter?

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Violent video games: Now with Satans blessing	MRCL	From The News	8	09-18-2009 12:27 AM
How to embed a YouTube video in your post	Chris	Online Videos	1	06-07-2009 08:36 PM
Xfire Video sound messhap(Funny stuff!)	Xazax	Online Videos	0	05-27-2009 01:03 AM
Sleep for Sleepers new Music Video!	ASRockIQ	Music	2	05-21-2009 12:16 AM

09-18-2009, 05:27 PM	#2
WhiteLotus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,655 Thanks: 422 Thanked 1,672 Times in 1,026 Posts Dislikes: 31 Disliked 52 Times in 46 Posts	And if your at work here is the run down: 0:01 – Gyrating woman opens the video. She looks slutty. We like slutty. 0:08 – 0:32 – A French maid, a cheerleader, a horny secretary, a stripper in leopard print sliding down a pole (it’s an actual pole, not a euphemism for a penis you dirty beggar), a ridiculously hot chick in a bubble bath. 0:42 – Till Linderman licks and spanks his cleaner. Call us suspicious but we don’t think she actually makes her living as a cleaner. The kinky French Maids outfit gives it away. 0:53 – Cristoph Schneider in a suit having a meeting with his sexy secretary. That’s a gusset shot! Have you seen that film Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal? You really should. The best spanking scenes from a movie ever. Easily. 1:13 – Check the look in Till Lindermann’s eye as he shouts “you’ve got a pussy”. He loves it! Oh yeah, that reminds us. There’s music playing too. 1:22 – Alright, enough of the band playing the song. Can we see some tits now? 1:25 – That’s more like it! Paul Landers throws money at a scantily-clad blonder riding a bucking bronco. 1:34 – Boooooooooooooooobies…and Landers is getting off with her. Nice work if you can get it. 1:41 – Oliver Riedel is bound to a chair and wearing some bondage gear. A hot dominatrix wearing crotch less pants licks and bites him before battering him with a riding crop. We bet he’s seen Secretary. 2:03 – Hold on, was that her gash? 2:05 – Yep, that was definitely her gash. Woman spreads eagle in front of a bowl of sausage and mash and then eats the sausage. Tesco’s sausages are better than the ones you get from Waitrose, just in case you cared. 2:15 – Richard J. Kruspe lets a woman out of a suitcase in a hotel room who he then dances with and sprays champagne over before she gets her boobs out. He gets off with her, bends her over and spanks her. If you haven’t got the gist by now, this isn’t going to be shown on CBeebies. 2:32 – Keyboardist Flake is depicted as having a vagina (the second of the video) and a hot women goes down on him. This is the same guy who gets buggered by Lindermann on stage every night. The average therapy costs £30 for a 50 minute session in the UK, FYI. 2:40 – The girl from the above part gets naked and mounts a stuffed-bear carpet like the one in The Adams Family movie. No real reason but it looks cool. 2:45 – OK, NOW it’s hardcore. A hot blonde has just begun to finger herself with one hand and film it with the other. We’ve never met anyone willing to do this in the past. We’re clearly not hanging out at the right places. 3:00 – Linderman stands at a podium and waves a German flag around. Oh yeah, we’re noticing the music again. 3:13 – Schneider’s just got his knob out! This is an outrage and cannot be allowed! What do you mean that’s sexist?! Fuck you! 3:16 – Blowjob! 3:17 – And another! 3:25 – That’s actually hardcore pornography! Every member of Rammstein is getting their end away. Can we suggest that Girl’s Aloud make a video like this next? Cheryl Cole can have a bestiality scene (which would still be a step-up from her rancid husband). Louis Walsh FTW. 3:54 – Jizz. Can you think of another music video with jizz in it? By a band that play arenas? We salute you, you crazy fuckers! 3:57 – The end. We’re off for a cigarette and a lie down. ^^^That's from metal hammer website not me writing it. The song is good, video is weird but then, meh who cares. Also the blonde doing herself was hot! And i'm not even a fan of blondes.

09-18-2009, 06:16 PM	#3
erocker Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,768 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 4,216 Times in 1,996 Posts Dislikes: 94 Disliked 46 Times in 40 Posts	Wait a minute... The title is Rammsteins new video and there is no link?!!! OMGWTFLOL!

09-18-2009, 08:04 PM	#4
DanTheBanjoman Administrator Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Utrecht, Utrecht, Kingdom of the Netherlands Posts: 2,575 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,751 Times in 815 Posts Dislikes: 4 Disliked 36 Times in 29 Posts	I heard/saw it this morning, can't say it was great or anything.

09-22-2009, 01:38 PM	#6
paulieg Muscle Mod Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 310 Thanks: 71 Thanked 153 Times in 90 Posts Dislikes: 8 Disliked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I can't stand Rammstein. My buddy and I decided that Rammstein is like the Village People on speed. Metal and this techno dance crap should just not be thrown together.

10-12-2009, 08:35 PM	#8
jmcslob Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,601 Thanks: 5,369 Thanked 4,724 Times in 2,745 Posts Dislikes: 31 Disliked 75 Times in 61 Posts	Looks like they had fun making that video..... It's ends with a happy ending... favorite lines from the song.. You have a pussy.I have a dick..so whats the problem....Classic you don't like Rammstein.. they are awesome Seen em at CSU with the first Family Values tour They stole the entire show...Best guitar players ever while on fire..

10-24-2009, 06:15 AM	#10
dcf-joe Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 51 Thanks: 0 Thanked 25 Times in 12 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Say what you want, but I have never seen a Rammstein video. I was interested in the music video when I saw the thread, because seriously, how bad could it be? And then I saw it... It is kind of overboard towards the end, but whatever, the video fits the band's style.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)