funny stories

[Fitseries3]

Please post your funny stories here. i love reading them. they dont have to be a story about you.... just something funny.






a few from me...


In my science class, we were taking down notes. Some girls outside were talking and shrieking. All of a sudden our teacher picked up a banana, holding it like a gun, and walked out the door. All we heard was him yell "BAM BAM BAM" and then total quiet. He walked back in and continued teaching.


Today in psychology class, I asked my teacher if he was aware that diarrhea was hereditary. He immediately replied "No, it isn't," and proceeded to explain why. I interrupted him with "Sure it is, it runs in the jeans." He was so excited with this response, he ran out of the room to get another teacher for me to tell. Psychology rocks.


Today, My mom was leaving the house and ran right into our sliding glass door. My dog did the exact same thing. My cat, however walked up to the door and put her paw on the glass, noticed it was shut and used the kitty door. Glad to know who's the smart one


Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity with my boyfriend. At one really intense part, I sneezed. The entire theater screamed and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend peed himself


The quietest girl in school broke her hand and has a cast. A loud, obnoxious boy walks up to her and comments how she seems to be giving everyone thumbs up. without missing a beat she replies "believe me thats not the finger I want to give you." I have more respect for the quiet people now

[LittleLizard]

when i was a child i went to a sports club to do something during the summer. in february (im in latin america so february = summer) there is something called Water War which everyone grabs water pistols and start to shoot each other. also the employees of the club go to the top of the wardrobe place (with the showers and all) and start to throw bucks of cold water or hot water to the people that goes through. i was running to escape and then throwed me water (dont remember if it was hot or cold), i fell and broke my arm

[Black Panther]

(Fits, you're a girl or did I misunderstand something?)

On topic, one of my 'funny stories' happened when I was around 10 y/o and while in the park opposite my house there was this well-dressed man, holding a carton of eggs, and he was throwing eggs one by one and smashing them on the wall opposite. He certainly wasn't feeling great... and I giggled my guts off!

[Fitseries3]

those where just stories i found from other people. i'll slowly post some of my own

[Black Panther]

Originally Posted by Fitseries3

those where just stories i found from other people. i'll slowly post some of my own

OK... it's either that or you had a 'boyfriend' (and you sneezed and bf peed himself)

[Fitseries3]

nope... GF and 2 kids here.