I HATE my job!

niko084 · 12-23-2009, 07:24 PM

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

*DanTheBanjoman* · 12-23-2009, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by niko084

She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.

Women who grow hair on their tits aren't very attractive, shaving doesn't change that.

I'm pretty sure you'd hate working with me as well seeing how you hate your current colleagues.

niko084 · 12-23-2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DanTheBanjoman

I'm pretty sure you'd hate working with me as well seeing how you hate your current colleagues.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

That's the key line... It's a joke based on "Scooby Doo"

momentomoir · 12-23-2009, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by niko084

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

That's the key line... It's a joke based on "Scooby Doo"

ya i figured that out lol

erocker · 12-23-2009, 08:11 PM

Jinkies! A mystery!

WhiteNoise · 12-23-2009, 09:45 PM

dr emulator (madmax) · 12-24-2009, 02:06 PM

shame this ain't in high quality

Black Panther · 12-24-2009, 05:20 PM

That made me rotflmao!
I thought you were describing your real work-pals... till I read the last sentence!!

12-23-2009, 07:24 PM	#1
niko084 New Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I HATE my job! My job is so **ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ing dog to work. Every ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ing day. Anyway, I drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and **. __________________ Help, my microsoft is gone! I click my start bar and it's not there!

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