How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side

DaMulta · 10-08-2010, 12:58 AM

mlee49 · 10-08-2010, 01:43 AM

I saw this the other day while watching the Work Out while Drunk study video.

yogurt_21 · 10-08-2010, 01:25 PM

see I get that, but what about the gps locators on phones and twitter updates, I mean in this day and age women simply can't resist updating twitter and facebook every 3 seconds, how do you deal with that? I mean just tellign her not to isn't going to work and sooner or later one of the facebook or twitter followers is going to tell the dude you're playing golf with. What happenns when he gets that phone call on the green?

do you hijack the cart and make a run for it?

do the austin powers speech of "everyone's had a ride?"

beat him up to add injury to insult?

or tell the club owner that the guy you're playing with is banging his wife to get him kicked out?

10-08-2010, 01:43 AM	#2
mlee49 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,835 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,031 Times in 460 Posts Dislikes: 6 Disliked 13 Times in 12 Posts	I saw this the other day while watching the Work Out while Drunk study video. __________________ Dont forget to bring a towel

10-08-2010, 01:25 PM	#3
yogurt_21 Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Arizona, USA Posts: 3,452 Thanks: 7,321 Thanked 1,655 Times in 987 Posts Dislikes: 69 Disliked 20 Times in 17 Posts	see I get that, but what about the gps locators on phones and twitter updates, I mean in this day and age women simply can't resist updating twitter and facebook every 3 seconds, how do you deal with that? I mean just tellign her not to isn't going to work and sooner or later one of the facebook or twitter followers is going to tell the dude you're playing golf with. What happenns when he gets that phone call on the green? do you hijack the cart and make a run for it? do the austin powers speech of "everyone's had a ride?" beat him up to add injury to insult? or tell the club owner that the guy you're playing with is banging his wife to get him kicked out? __________________ 1 WITCH. Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd. 2 WITCH. Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd. 3 WITCH. Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time! 1 WITCH. Round about the caldron go; In the poison'd entrails throw.— Toad, that under cold stone, Days and nights has thirty-one; Swelter'd venom sleeping got, Boil thou first i' the charmed pot! ALL. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

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