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Old 05-01-2012, 04:08 AM   #726
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You're only trying to cover yourself in case somebody like Chris Hansen somehow sees this.
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:12 AM   #727
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You're only trying to cover yourself in case somebody like Chris Hansen somehow sees this.
No. I just felt a need to provide a simple clarification to someone who iz obviously to seeeeerious.

Who the fuck is Chris Hansen?

It's Pedo time!

This was one of my first albums when i was like 4 or 5, ironically lol The other one i had was AC/DC Let There Be Rock


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Old 05-01-2012, 04:12 AM   #728
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So that's why those suspicious red people were following me.
OMG, you racist - calling native Americans red devils.

I'm . . . I'm . . . apoplectic.
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:15 AM   #729
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No. I just felt a need to provide a simple clarification to someone who iz obviously to seeeeeious.

Who the fuck is Chris Hansen?

It's Pedo time!

This was one of my first albums when i was like 4 or 5, ironically lol The other one i had was AC/DC Let There Be Rock

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hansen

Also, this is relevant:

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Old 05-12-2012, 07:48 PM   #730
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Old 05-14-2012, 03:17 AM   #731
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If it's not Frank's Red Hot, I'm not interested. Heat I could care less about, it's all about that Red Hot flavor. So delicious.
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If it's not Frank's Red Hot, I'm not interested. Heat I could care less about, it's all about that Red Hot flavor. So delicious.
OMG I love Frank's!
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Old 05-14-2012, 04:59 PM   #733
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paneer butter masala XDDDDDDDDD

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Old 05-15-2012, 01:43 AM   #734
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That looks like vomited up peanut butter.
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:36 AM   #735
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Old 05-17-2012, 04:47 AM   #736
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Old 06-12-2012, 09:21 AM   #737
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Rice Krispies and fat free skimmed milk
Why cant there be normal fat blue label milk in the house, even semi skimmed green label would do.
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Old 07-11-2012, 07:10 PM   #738
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I made some beany wienies and on a fluke decided to put some parmesan cheese on top.

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Old 07-13-2012, 04:32 PM   #739
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How to cook Popcorn.
1. Cook popcorn any way you like. Microwave, stove or air popper.
2. Melt butter.
3. Put Tabasco sauce in butter. It's up to you as to how much.
4. Spread all over popcorn
5. Add crushed mixed peppercorns.
6. Mix
7. Enjoy!

note: Sometimes I substitute Italian seasoning or parmesan cheese for the Tabasco sauce.
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Just had some cheese pizza
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My mouth has an orgasm every time I eat fresh mango.

Is there a better food on this earth?
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Old 07-18-2012, 04:58 PM   #743
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My mouth has an orgasm every time I eat fresh mango.

Is there a better food on this earth?
pizza
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:00 PM   #744
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My mouth has an orgasm every time I eat fresh mango.

Is there a better food on this earth?
So many things i could say to that, but wont LOL

YES mango is DaBomb!

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I wouldn't have expected anything else from you, i fully expect you to morph into a pizza someday
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"you are what you eat"

edit: This song has relevant lyrics:

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Pizza is a close 2nd. I had both pizza and mango yesterday...**insert mouth orgasm emoticon here**

Not sure where u r in this world but the fruit in Taiwan is amazing.
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It's true... I ate a truckload of greek yogurt last night and this morning I woke up very muscular and had the uncanny urge to stick it in a butt.
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Eating whats left of a DiGiorno Pizza I fixed when I got home around 3..
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Domino's pizza. Large with pepperoni, banana peppers and extra cheese. Plus an order of stuffed cheesy bread and 2 garlic sauces.
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Pizza is a close 2nd. I had both pizza and mango yesterday...**insert mouth orgasm emoticon here**

Not sure where u r in this world but the fruit in Taiwan is amazing.
US and I don't really like fruit
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Eating whats left of a DiGiorno Pizza I fixed when I got home around 3..
For how much that brand touts itself as being indistinguishable from delivery pizza, I really don't think it's that great. I mean, it's not bad--certainly better than a lot of other frozen pizzas--but it's not as good as they make it out to be.
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Vanilla ice cream with cinnamon mixed in. Why didn't I think of doing that before? XD
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