date ideas

subatronic · 02-14-2011, 09:42 PM

Fun inexpensive date ideas for singles or couples. Let's hear some embarrassing date stories too lol.

My story is when I was in highscool. I was so lame and shy lol. I asked my crush to a formal dance and she said she'd go... We got there, I wouldn't really dance or do anything cuz I was so stupid I guess. On the way home, my friend in the back seat was being a total douche and I ended up turning around and wailing on him for a second and I think it freaked my date out.... When we got to her house she got right out of the car and went inside. I never heard from her again lol.

Reventon · 02-14-2011, 09:44 PM

Damn son you got raped

twilyth · 02-14-2011, 09:57 PM

He violated the wing man's code. I believe that is a capital offense.

*DanTheBanjoman* · 02-14-2011, 10:19 PM

The last date I had included a conversation about inserting ants in my penis for some scientific reason I can't recall and some other disturbing subjects. We live together now.

JC316 · 02-14-2011, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DanTheBanjoman

The last date I had included a conversation about inserting ants in my penis for some scientific reason I can't recall and some other disturbing subjects. We live together now.

It's refreshing to have your sense of humor back Dan. No one can compare.

*DanTheBanjoman* · 02-14-2011, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JC316

It's refreshing to have your sense of humor back Dan. No one can compare.

It wasn't a joke though. The conversation actually happened, she actually accepts all my disturbing behavior for some reason. It puzzles many of my friends.

twilyth · 02-14-2011, 11:42 PM

I like my gf because she makes me look sane.

edit - well, not so much any more since she's gotten a lot better and I'm still mostly a basket case.

WhiteLotus · 02-15-2011, 07:26 AM

Best date i've had was to take a girl to a pool house and spend ages playing pool.

Though with my current gf I just poured beer down her top, which gave me an excuse to get on top of her. You know. To lick it off.

jmcslob · 02-15-2011, 09:47 AM

I got laid in the back of the theater by the doors at Xmen premiere....awesome cause it puts a date when it happened...

twilyth · 02-15-2011, 10:05 AM

Normally when I think "date" I think of a tall woman in slinky dress with a deep voice and big hands saying 'hey honey, you need a date?'

Wile E · 02-16-2011, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by twilyth

Normally when I think "date" I think of a tall woman in slinky dress with a deep voice and big hands saying 'hey honey, you need a date?'

Named Lola.

Steevo · 02-16-2011, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DanTheBanjoman

It wasn't a joke though. The conversation actually happened, she actually accepts all my disturbing behavior for some reason. It puzzles many of my friends.

She?

Women are sick and twisted, more than guys, and she probably has plans to change you or some shit. Whatever you do, don't fall for it.

April was arrested on our first date, and I was dropped off at a super wal-mart as it was open 24 hours (1AM), and despite telling pig jokes to the officer he woudn't toss me in jail and woudn't let me drive as I was too drunk, and coudn't take me home as it was too far. I arrived to find a girl who had been asking me out for a while as the store night manager, (she also told me she masturbated and thought of me) hot chick but not my type, who let me sleep in customer service and got me a pillow and blanket. Everything was great until the cleaning crew came in and the floor buffer woke me(6AM), dehydrated, hung over, lacking in sleep, sore neck from the bench, and no idea of why I was there for a few minutes.

In december with only a polo on as my coat was in Aprils car. And the officer had my keys, so I called and they were nice enough to come pick me up, and give me a sobriety test in the cold before giving me my keys back and leaving.

Baba Yaga · 02-17-2011, 04:54 AM

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Fun inexpensive date ideas for singles or couples.

Me and hubby go to beach late night sometimes. It is free and romantic. We walk some and some we sit and watch waves and stars.

Jizzler · 02-17-2011, 05:22 AM

Stars and the sky are nice out here in semi-rural Geneva. No beach.. but we do have a trampoline.

subatronic · 02-17-2011, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by twilyth

He violated the wing man's code. I believe that is a capital offense.

He has since proven his friendship by attempting to get me to join a pyramid scheme he got into. Haven't spoken to him since then.

MRCL · 02-17-2011, 06:54 PM

IF your first dates happen to take place in a cinema, YOU should pick the flick. Then at least if your date turns out to be more boring than a rotting cucumber, you at least got a great movie out of it. Happened to me with The Expendables. Turns out my date was a pot smoking, boring, giggling girl. But the movie was rad!

pepsi71ocean · 02-17-2011, 09:47 PM

me, funny stupid dates, putting a comfy mattress in my truck bed, opening the back window turning the radio up (well down low) and grabbing as blanket and a cooler throw it in the back seat, so you can have a mini slumber party, and lay on the blanket and stair at the stars, (out in the woods with a shotgun next to you!

hell can't tell how many times i got laid with that set up, the girl all dig Emotion 98.3 from GTA series, LOL

MRCL · 02-17-2011, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pepsi71ocean

the girl all dig Emotion 98.3 from GTA series, LOL

I see. Good thing I have all GTA Radio stations on my iPod.

pepsi71ocean · 02-17-2011, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MRCL

I see. Good thing I have all GTA Radio stations on my iPod.

for some reason it must work maybe its Fernando and all his love music, idk, but i can't think of a single time it didn't work, maybe the one time i got caught by a motor cycle gang, LOL but that is different.

WhiteLotus · 02-17-2011, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Steevo

She?

Women are sick and twisted, more than guys, and she probably has plans to change you or some shit. Whatever you do, don't fall for it.

April was arrested on our first date, and I was dropped off at a super wal-mart as it was open 24 hours (1AM), and despite telling pig jokes to the officer he woudn't toss me in jail and woudn't let me drive as I was too drunk, and coudn't take me home as it was too far. I arrived to find a girl who had been asking me out for a while as the store night manager, (she also told me she masturbated and thought of me) hot chick but not my type, who let me sleep in customer service and got me a pillow and blanket. Everything was great until the cleaning crew came in and the floor buffer woke me(6AM), dehydrated, hung over, lacking in sleep, sore neck from the bench, and no idea of why I was there for a few minutes.

In december with only a polo on as my coat was in Aprils car. And the officer had my keys, so I called and they were nice enough to come pick me up, and give me a sobriety test in the cold before giving me my keys back and leaving.

sounds to me like you jelly of dans girl

Baba Yaga · 02-18-2011, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jizzler

Stars and the sky are nice out here in semi-rural Geneva. No beach.. but we do have a trampoline.

I thought you mean Switzerland then I see your avatar say Florida. I live in Florida. never hear Geneva before. I live in St Pete. Are you close?

de.das.dude · 02-18-2011, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DanTheBanjoman

The last date I had included a conversation about inserting ants in my penis for some scientific reason I can't recall and some other disturbing subjects. We live together now.

you and the ants? ofcourse u do

and i dont date LOL

MRCL · 02-18-2011, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Baba Yaga

I thought you mean Switzerland then I see your avatar say Florida. I live in Florida. never hear Geneva before. I live in St Pete. Are you close?

I'm the only Swiss guy on GN. And America, quit stealing our city names; we've been around much longer than you.

ssvs04 · 02-18-2011, 11:02 AM

Went to Ecuador to visit the women who is now my wife. She decided to take me out to the country and when we got to our location she asked if I had ever ridden a horse before. I never had but of course I answered yes of course I have. She had setup plans for a afternoon of riding horses in the country side and she had never ridden either. So we had a guide and this person was training her in spanish on how to ride the horse and I had no idea what they were saying. So just before we were ready to set off my now wife heads off to the bathroom. I pull out a twenty dollar bill and go to the guide and make hand gestures to give me a quick lesson. He finds this very amusing.

I manage to learn how to turn the horse left, right, stop, go and all the basics even though he doesnt speak english just before she gets back. After three hours on the trail and almost back I was feeling like a regular cowboy and a little to cocky for my own good. And I remember him gesturing if I want the horse to really go kick the horses ribs and he will go into a gallop. You know I wanted to show off before the trip was done. And thats what I did on the home stretch!

Next thing I know im holding on for dear life being bounced all over the place and aching between my legs after every bounce. Then realizing were screaming through the camp past our car and people I finally remember how to stop this horse. The guide comes riding up really fast behind me with the look you stupid gringo on your face as I get of the horse and can barely walk. Looking like he wants to yell at me but I give him another forty dollars and look at my date who is slowly trotting down the hill. Ive given this man probably what he makes in a month to just keep is mouth shut. In fact when she finally makes it into camp he is talking me up like im some natural and ready for a rodeo or something the way she talks about it on the trip home. All I knew is I was hurting something bad and hoped she didnt plan anymore surprise trips like this one while Ecuador.

Jizzler · 02-18-2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Baba Yaga

I thought you mean Switzerland then I see your avatar say Florida. I live in Florida. never hear Geneva before. I live in St Pete. Are you close?

On the other side of Orlando, Google Maps

Was hoping to vista the Tampa/St Pete area more. Will see how the whole Sunrail thing turns out now. Already sent my thoughts to our Gov, my districts rep, etc :/

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Originally Posted by MRCL

I'm the only Swiss guy on GN. And America, quit stealing our city names; we've been around much longer than you.

I suppose 121 B.C beats our 1800's founding. But what you have in chocolate and hotties we make up for in Indian massacres and Confederate loyalists! Oh... umm... err.... well...

02-14-2011, 09:42 PM	#1
subatronic Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: slc,utah Posts: 80 Thanks: 19 Thanked 11 Times in 8 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 0 Times in 0 Posts	date ideas Fun inexpensive date ideas for singles or couples. Let's hear some embarrassing date stories too lol. My story is when I was in highscool. I was so lame and shy lol. I asked my crush to a formal dance and she said she'd go... We got there, I wouldn't really dance or do anything cuz I was so stupid I guess. On the way home, my friend in the back seat was being a total douche and I ended up turning around and wailing on him for a second and I think it freaked my date out.... When we got to her house she got right out of the car and went inside. I never heard from her again lol.

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jmcslob Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,592 Thanks: 5,359 Thanked 4,712 Times in 2,738 Posts Dislikes: 31 Disliked 75 Times in 61 Posts	I got laid in the back of the theater by the doors at Xmen premiere....awesome cause it puts a date when it happened... __________________ Yes, SK-1 I was probably using a Hyperbole or just felt like being facetious....

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pepsi71ocean Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 745 Thanks: 86 Thanked 145 Times in 105 Posts Dislikes: 2 Disliked 1 Time in 1 Post	me, funny stupid dates, putting a comfy mattress in my truck bed, opening the back window turning the radio up (well down low) and grabbing as blanket and a cooler throw it in the back seat, so you can have a mini slumber party, and lay on the blanket and stair at the stars, (out in the woods with a shotgun next to you! hell can't tell how many times i got laid with that set up, the girl all dig Emotion 98.3 from GTA series, LOL __________________ "A Free man is an armed man, a man who is unarmed is no better then the Government that control him." unknown The Family 1950 Lee Enfield, 1944 BCD Mauser, 1942 BYF Mauser, M-48 Mauser, M1891/30 Moslin Nagant, HRA M1 Garand, SA M1 Garand, and a SAI M-1A, Yugo SKS M59 99 3500 Built DTT Auto, 3.55's, 4x4, BHAF, 6" lift, Danin Optix, Gauges, DAP 60hp sticks, FASS 95, 2LO kit, HIGH Idle BOMB, Silencer ring delete, 4" exhaust, SMARTY, Boost Elbow,100Gal Aux Tank.

02-18-2011, 11:02 AM	#24
ssvs04 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Oviedo, Florida Posts: 325 Thanks: 49 Thanked 57 Times in 47 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Went to Ecuador to visit the women who is now my wife. She decided to take me out to the country and when we got to our location she asked if I had ever ridden a horse before. I never had but of course I answered yes of course I have. She had setup plans for a afternoon of riding horses in the country side and she had never ridden either. So we had a guide and this person was training her in spanish on how to ride the horse and I had no idea what they were saying. So just before we were ready to set off my now wife heads off to the bathroom. I pull out a twenty dollar bill and go to the guide and make hand gestures to give me a quick lesson. He finds this very amusing. I manage to learn how to turn the horse left, right, stop, go and all the basics even though he doesnt speak english just before she gets back. After three hours on the trail and almost back I was feeling like a regular cowboy and a little to cocky for my own good. And I remember him gesturing if I want the horse to really go kick the horses ribs and he will go into a gallop. You know I wanted to show off before the trip was done. And thats what I did on the home stretch! Next thing I know im holding on for dear life being bounced all over the place and aching between my legs after every bounce. Then realizing were screaming through the camp past our car and people I finally remember how to stop this horse. The guide comes riding up really fast behind me with the look you stupid gringo on your face as I get of the horse and can barely walk. Looking like he wants to yell at me but I give him another forty dollars and look at my date who is slowly trotting down the hill. Ive given this man probably what he makes in a month to just keep is mouth shut. In fact when she finally makes it into camp he is talking me up like im some natural and ready for a rodeo or something the way she talks about it on the trip home. All I knew is I was hurting something bad and hoped she didnt plan anymore surprise trips like this one while Ecuador. Last edited by ssvs04; 02-18-2011 at 11:04 AM.

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