Questions that stump people

Fitseries3 · 06-30-2009, 11:57 PM

have you ever been asked a question, or thought of a question that stumped yourself or someone else?

let me know what you have.

here's mine....

How would you style jesus's hair?

FordGT90Concept · 07-01-2009, 12:59 AM

Like a Jew (curly, short, and black), not Leonardo Da Vinci's version (straight, long, and brown). Or die it red, grease it up, and shape it like demon horns as seen in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 2.

Can a black hole really exist?

WhiteLotus · 07-01-2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by FordGT90Concept

Like a Jew (curly, short, and black), not Leonardo Da Vinci's version (straight, long, and brown). Or die it red, grease it up, and shape it like demon horns as seen in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 2.

Can a black hole really exist?

Agree with this, da vinci missed something there, he was an arab jew after all

And yes black holes can and do exist.

What would happen if you disproved the theory of gravity?

mlee49 · 07-01-2009, 04:24 AM

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What would happen if you disproved the theory of gravity?

O-Shi....

What would happen if you divided by Zero?

FordGT90Concept · 07-01-2009, 05:20 AM

You'd get zero (unless you're a computer, in which case you bitch and moan because zero is unworthy for you

).

Do gnomes exist?

WhiteLotus · 07-01-2009, 11:11 AM

Of course the exist, how can they not!

erm what really is out there? We are like one algae cell in a the ocean. Must be one other algae cell out there...

3991v · 07-01-2009, 04:01 PM

Not sure what's out there, but I'm sure there are other species in the universe....

What would this world be like without music?

Fitseries3 · 07-01-2009, 04:06 PM

how loud is it possible to fart before injuring yourself?

FordGT90Concept · 07-01-2009, 04:43 PM

Not loud enough. Not farting is more damaging.

Wile E · 07-01-2009, 07:30 PM

Why is it that only one sock of a pair disappears at a time?

I say it's the dryer gnomes, thus answering ford's earlier question.

Fitseries3 · 07-01-2009, 07:40 PM

haha...

every time i buy a pack of socks i end up with only 1-2 pair after a week or so. idk wtf happens to them. someone has to be stealing them.

MRCL · 07-02-2009, 12:24 AM

Why is it when you are in a rush, everybody on the road drives insanely slow, but when you have enough time, you seem to be the one driving the slowest?

Fitseries3 · 07-02-2009, 12:27 AM

why is it when you dont need something its in the way but when you finally need it its no where to be found?

FordGT90Concept · 07-02-2009, 01:28 AM

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I say it's the dryer gnomes, thus answering ford's earlier question.

So that's where they live!

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Why is it when you are in a rush, everybody on the road drives insanely slow, but when you have enough time, you seem to be the one driving the slowest?

Relativity. Your biological clock is running faster which gives the sense that everyone/everything around you is moving slower.

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why is it when you dont need something its in the way but when you finally need it its no where to be found?

The gnomes want to chew on it.

MRCL · 07-02-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by FordGT90Concept

Relativity. Your biological clock is running faster which gives the sense that everyone/everything around you is moving slower.

But they are! 70km/h on an 80km/h road thats just unfair.

JC316 · 07-02-2009, 09:35 PM

Why do they call the most crowed time of day "Rush hour"? To me, everyone would be breaking the speed limit in a rush to get where they are going.

Why do people stop to look at a wreck? It's a car wreck, so what, keep moving in an orderly fashion.

Why is reckless driving bad? Seems like Wreck-less would mean that you drive without wrecks....

FordGT90Concept · 07-03-2009, 02:43 AM

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Why do people stop to look at a wreck? It's a car wreck, so what, keep moving in an orderly fashion.

Same reason why people watch NASCAR...just to see the death and destruction. People are drawn to it. I'm not sure why.

Cuzza · 07-03-2009, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by FordGT90Concept

You'd get zero (unless you're a computer, in which case you bitch and moan because zero is unworthy for you

).

Disagree. Don't matter if you're a computer or not, dividing by zero is undefined in all mathematics.

Wile E · 07-03-2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JC316

Why do they call the most crowed time of day "Rush hour"? To me, everyone would be breaking the speed limit in a rush to get where they are going.

Why do people stop to look at a wreck? It's a car wreck, so what, keep moving in an orderly fashion.

Why is reckless driving bad? Seems like Wreck-less would mean that you drive without wrecks....

And along those lines, why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Cuzza · 07-03-2009, 10:33 AM

And why, when you send something on a boat, it's called cargo, but send something by road it's a shipment?

*DanTheBanjoman* · 07-03-2009, 10:38 AM

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And why, when you send something on a boat, it's called cargo, but send something by road it's a shipment?

Both are interchangeable in both situations?

Cuzza · 07-03-2009, 12:56 PM

Yes Dan, they are, but strangely used more often in the less-sensical manner.

If a centipede a pint and a quadruped a quart, how much would a precipice?

Wile E · 07-03-2009, 01:19 PM

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If a centipede a pint and a quadruped a quart, how much would a precipice?

I don't know, but you have to wait for the ice cream to melt first.

If you're going down the road in your canoe and the wheel pops off, how many pancakes does it take to fill the hole?

FordGT90Concept · 07-03-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuzza

Disagree. Don't matter if you're a computer or not, dividing by zero is undefined in all mathematics.

99% of situations, n/0=0 works. The only situations it doesn't work are algebraic where n is not a real number.

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And along those lines, why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Irony or an oxymoron (a dull, sharp). English is a broken language.

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And why, when you send something on a boat, it's called cargo, but send something by road it's a shipment?

I don't think I've ever heard of it being called a shipment. Trucks, aircraft, boats, trains, etc. it is usually called "freight" (general) or a "load" (specifically something on it). It could be your locale?

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If you're going down the road in your canoe and the wheel pops off, how many pancakes does it take to fill the hole?

Why are you going down the road in a canoe? I assume the canoe is on a trailer and the wheels popped off the trailer. What hole is there to fill? I say zero.

Spd Frk · 07-03-2009, 02:11 PM

If a snail is at the bottom of a well 50ft deep and every day it crawls up 3ft and at night it slides back down 2ft.How many days does it take for it to get out?

06-30-2009, 11:57 PM	#1
Fitseries3 Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 178 Thanks: 76 Thanked 61 Times in 27 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Questions that stump people have you ever been asked a question, or thought of a question that stumped yourself or someone else? let me know what you have. here's mine.... How would you style jesus's hair?

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FordGT90Concept Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: IA, USA Posts: 18,513 Thanks: 5,049 Thanked 5,018 Times in 3,423 Posts Dislikes: 133 Disliked 139 Times in 129 Posts	Like a Jew (curly, short, and black), not Leonardo Da Vinci's version (straight, long, and brown). Or die it red, grease it up, and shape it like demon horns as seen in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 2. Can a black hole really exist? __________________ Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. . --Professor Peter Hilton

07-01-2009, 05:20 AM	#5
FordGT90Concept Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: IA, USA Posts: 18,513 Thanks: 5,049 Thanked 5,018 Times in 3,423 Posts Dislikes: 133 Disliked 139 Times in 129 Posts	You'd get zero (unless you're a computer, in which case you bitch and moan because zero is unworthy for you ). Do gnomes exist? __________________ Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. . --Professor Peter Hilton

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FordGT90Concept Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: IA, USA Posts: 18,513 Thanks: 5,049 Thanked 5,018 Times in 3,423 Posts Dislikes: 133 Disliked 139 Times in 129 Posts	Not loud enough. Not farting is more damaging. __________________ Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. . --Professor Peter Hilton

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JC316 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: DFW, TX Posts: 5,625 Thanks: 872 Thanked 3,487 Times in 1,789 Posts Dislikes: 9 Disliked 15 Times in 14 Posts	Why do they call the most crowed time of day "Rush hour"? To me, everyone would be breaking the speed limit in a rush to get where they are going. Why do people stop to look at a wreck? It's a car wreck, so what, keep moving in an orderly fashion. Why is reckless driving bad? Seems like Wreck-less would mean that you drive without wrecks....

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