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Old 02-21-2012, 12:14 PM   #1
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What would you do to make world a better place?

so what are the things that you would do to make this world a better place for everyone?

here is what i do
1. I try keeping a positive attitude everywhere!
2. Always have a smile on my face!
3. Never undermine people or give them a hard time just for fun.
4. help out random people in small things. things that help others appreciate helpfulness
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Old 02-21-2012, 12:20 PM   #2
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I would give you an extra nothanks button, so I can nothank you while nothanking you
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Kill humanity.
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Old 02-21-2012, 03:36 PM   #4
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which means you would be thanking me
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Make Justin Beiber and Snooki have babies with each other, then cast them into a dance club for the rest of their lives.
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i would:
--Install me as dictator
--have my praetorian guard of porn stars... LOL
--legalize weed,prostitution ,etc
--make the death penalty process speed up for several crimes..1 appeal......you fail..YOU FRY.. and give the option of letting the victim or relative of the victim throw the switch or pull the trigger..'
^^ filmed for the public and make it mandatory that it be shown on ALL channels by executive order
--make gay marriage legal
--make it legal to marry more than one woman or man but not more than 3...

OHH yea.. make DDD my vice dictator.. scape goat when shit goes wrong
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Cup a fart and make you smell it!! If that didn't work i'd turn the world into a total dutch oven!! Mwuuuuuuhahaha
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i would:
--Install me as dictator
--have my praetorian guard of porn stars... LOL
--legalize weed,prostitution ,etc
--make the death penalty process speed up for several crimes..1 appeal......you fail..YOU FRY.. and give the option of letting the victim or relative of the victim throw the switch or pull the trigger..'
^^ filmed for the public and make it mandatory that it be shown on ALL channels by executive order
--make gay marriage legal
--make it legal to marry more than one woman or man but not more than 3...

OHH yea.. make DDD my vice dictator.. scape goat when shit goes wrong
Oh hey Charlie Sheen. I really liked your dad in that movie Apocalypse Now.
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so what are the things that you would do to make this world a better place for everyone?
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I stay inside as much as possible thereby making both vehicle and pedestrian traffic just that much lighter.

You're welcome.
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:52 AM   #13
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Cheap space travel so if you don't like something about Earth (the people, the government, panda bears, etc.), 99.7% of people could afford to leave and make their own paradise on another planet.
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Old 02-22-2012, 01:18 PM   #14
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I stay inside as much as possible thereby making both vehicle and pedestrian traffic just that much lighter.

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I already do that. My car is 4.5 years old and has less than 10k miles on it. I order everything online and have it delivered - including groceries.
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Get rid of fine print. If they say unlimited internets, there should not be any "fair use policy", its fucking unlimited. Same goes to "4.5% interest rate", it should be 4.5% for everybody etc.
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:15 PM   #16
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My car is 4.5 years old and has less than 10k miles on it.
Damn, I've put around 10k on my car just since september probably.
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I already do that. My car is 4.5 years old and has less than 10k miles on it. I order everything online and have it delivered - including groceries.
I've never seen a place around here that delivers groceries...
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I've never seen a place around here that delivers groceries...
It's common in NYC, but I think twilyth is talking about amazon, right?
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It's common in NYC, but I think twilyth is talking about amazon, right?
There are a couple of services around here I think. I use PeaPod - a division of Stop and Shop. They're quite good. I almost always get everything I order. The selection isn't as good as in the store, but it's still pretty amazing.
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so what are the things that you would do to make this world a better place for everyone?
I would firstly develop a way that efficiently removes CO2 from the atmosphere and use the CO2 in various beneficial ways. Such CO2 for welding...etc

Secondly i would allow people to kill other weaker/disabled people = This will allow the human race to evolve further and be stronger. After that it will be a better place for "everyone".

Lastly I would remove highway speed limits and make internet and beer free
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i think CO2 decomposes into carbon mono oxide on heating?
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i think CO2 decomposes into carbon mono oxide on heating?
I'm not sure about the monoxide part.
In welding the CO2 gas is used as a "sheilding" gas. It protects the new weld bead by pushing away the air surrounding the weld
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so what are the things that you would do to make this world a better place for everyone?

here is what i do
1. I try keeping a positive attitude everywhere!
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3. Never undermine people or give them a hard time just for fun.
4. help out random people in small things. things that help others appreciate helpfulness
Having a sense that your words or doings are not hurting or harming others
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I'm not sure about the monoxide part.
In welding the CO2 gas is used as a "sheilding" gas. It protects the new weld bead by pushing away the air surrounding the weld
yes in MIG welding...
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