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Old 03-06-2012, 07:53 PM   #26
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"over the pants handjob"

lol.
I wonder . . .

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Old 03-06-2012, 08:59 PM   #27
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just occurred to me as i was walking to the store.. perhaps DDD wish he had a-that handjob from his friend.. LOL

Learn an instrument DDD.. girls find that very attractive.. Being an engineer is only going to woo her if you're a decently paid engineer.. Culture might be different but women are women hehehe
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DDD, I think the girl is entitled to make her own decision. If your friend feels uncomfortable about the situation and feels this is genuinely due to concerns about her welfare, then she should say so (as a friend), otherwise stay out of the situation.
well, the girl who did it, is kinda depressed that she did it. so...

its over. she isnt meeting them again
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Old 03-07-2012, 03:49 AM   #30
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well, the girl who did it, is kinda depressed that she did it. so...

its over. she isnt meeting them again
wow.. as you get older, ya will see.. Sex is just sex... sometimes its great.. other times it isn't.. sometimes you regret it.. other times you reminisce about it.. Its a learning experience

I know for a fact I don't wont a GF at the moment.. I have no problem with a girl that just wants to hang out, watch a movie, fuck,etc.. when we are done.. she goes her way.. i go mine.. no attachments

On a side note.. This girl I really dig gave a ride to work today.. 27 yr. old blond.. honestly thought she wouldn't give me the time of day, if that's all she had.. perhaps I was wrong...never had blond before.. hehhehheeh.. talking like she is some kind of dish..
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yeah, but this is india, culture is a bit different here.
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:21 AM   #32
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yeah, but this is india, culture is a bit different here.
What I said comes from lots of experience.. Yea.. and I know culture is a bit different..In saying that most, if not all of what I said still applies.. Only difference is the hang ups that some societies have on sex and no doubt.. religion is behind it....
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nyah. religion is pretty cool here. its just the midset of the people and what everyone thinks is right.
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nyah. religion is pretty cool here. its just the midset of the people and what everyone thinks is right.
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Its easy to play the blame or shame game but in the end...

She wanted it, he wanted it, win-win.

Know I'm late but meh.
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lol. she didnt want it. she was drunk
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lol. she didnt want it. she was drunk
She wanted to get drunk with him right? She wanted his dick then, semi-metaphorically speaking of course.
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Freud would say she was jealous of his penis and had to satisfy her subconscious desire to play with one of her own.
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She wanted to get drunk with him right? She wanted his dick then, semi-metaphorically speaking of course.
ithat makes sense. And its 2am here. And i cant slleep. Huge powercut.
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yeah, but this is india, culture is a bit different here.
All culture aside as it doesn't matter...Human nature is human nature...

Women the world over are extremely horny....most of the time more than guys...

No amount of culture will ever change that and I will never believe any different specially not from a country that has more than a billion people....Obviously people fuck like rabbits there...
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I call BS here. This girl chose to drink. She also chose to play games, and grab his cock. Doesn't seem like anyone forced her to do anything, and if she made bad decisions after driniking, that is purely on her.
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I call BS here.
I'm pretty sure the entire story is fictional.
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I'm pretty sure the "girl" in the story is DDD.
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OK, we're all in as long as you go first.
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no it aint.

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no it aint.

i just wanted to impress my friend with my superb advice and she wanted to help her friend out.
Maybe it was your friends way of giving you the hint that girls like boys and like to do stuff to them.....maybe she wants to do something with you...
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Maybe it was your friends way of giving you the hint that girls like boys and like to do stuff to them.....maybe she wants to do something with you...
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