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Old 07-22-2012, 06:07 PM   #1
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Inactivity 'killing as many as smoking'

A lack of exercise is now causing as many deaths as smoking across the world, a study suggests.

The report, published in the Lancet to coincide with the build-up to the Olympics, estimates that about a third of adults are not doing enough physical activity, causing 5.3m deaths a year.

That equates to about one in 10 deaths from diseases such as heart disease, diabetes and breast and colon cancer.

Researchers said the problem was now so bad it should be treated as a pandemic.

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Old 07-22-2012, 06:43 PM   #2
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Solution: Have more sex.
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Solution: Have more sex.
or fap more.
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Sex provides far more exercise than fapping. Not that you would know.
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Old 07-22-2012, 08:34 PM   #5
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Sex has been proven not to be a great exercise (unless you're doing it like 10 times in a row every other day)--it doesn't last long enough.
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It depends how you do it and how long you do it.
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:58 AM   #7
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There r too many people in this world anyway. Who cares if the fat lazy ones die out.
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There r too many people in this world anyway. Who cares if the fat lazy ones die out.
Some people value life so much they to do what they can to help others.
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Old 07-27-2012, 12:51 AM   #9
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I wonder if fat lazy people meat marbles like cow meat....not saying I wanna eat fat people....was just wondering
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Old 07-27-2012, 04:14 AM   #10
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So if you are lazy and smoking is that even worse?
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A lack of exercise is now causing as many deaths as smoking across the world, a study suggests.
The report, published in the Lancet to coincide with the build-up to the Olympics, estimates that about a third of adults are not doing Viagra Online enough physical activity, causing 5.3m deaths a year.
That equates to about one in 10 deaths from diseases such as heart disease, diabetes and breast and colon cancer.
Researchers said the problem was now so bad it cohiba behike online should be treated as a pandemic.
I have read somewhere that having sex is just exactly like running for 6 miles! and if you had it twice a day that mean you ran 12 miles! this huge if you thought of it, and sure this is a lot of exercising!

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I wonder if fat lazy people meat marbles like cow meat....not saying I wanna eat fat people....was just wondering
I know for a fact that high levels of fat in your blood makes the blood look marbled. Pretty disgusting thinking that crap is swimming around in your body.
This sample has already been through the centrifuge, but you get that jist of it: http://images.search.yahoo.com/image...mb=UW0g3XGYBlU
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im fat to ugly for any one to want to have sex with me i guess im doomed
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im fat to ugly for any one to want to have sex with me i guess im doomed
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There r too many people in this world anyway. Who cares if the fat lazy ones die out.
Nuke North America, problem solved.
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i have no money for hookers i guess im still doomed lol
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