Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness

SK-1 · 08-10-2012, 07:34 PM

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ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.

According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.

But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.

Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.

Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.

PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/...ning-sickness/

hellrazor · 08-10-2012, 07:37 PM

This just in: Pot cures cancer.

Desert Eagle · 08-10-2012, 11:20 PM

Those baby-makers look about ready to drop a kid at any moment. I don't agree with the sperm gobbling cure for morning sickness though but it's a nice try by the desperate for sex men who have pregnant wives.
btw...the lady in the middle has an outy belly button. inny outy inny. Just a coincindence? Maybe, but patterns mean things sometimes.

HossHuge · 08-10-2012, 11:32 PM

It also makes you smarter and is a great face moisturizer.

jmcslob · 08-10-2012, 11:34 PM

My wife never got morning sickness

Now I know why

skotosa · 08-11-2012, 12:02 AM

This is wonderful news!

Brandenburg · 08-11-2012, 12:22 AM

does it say anything about anal

Screaming Beaver · 08-11-2012, 04:46 PM

this is hilarious

Steevo · 08-11-2012, 05:22 PM

Preventing preeclampsia is serious, and also the reason I was willing to give my love so many times in efforts to make sure it never happened.

theJesus · 08-11-2012, 06:38 PM

Maybe I should knock up turtlestew . . .

Brandenburg · 08-11-2012, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by theJesus

Maybe I should knock up turtlestew . . .

dooo ett

theJesus · 08-11-2012, 08:11 PM

I think I will and then I'll take her here after a while. Then repeat.

Desert Eagle · 08-11-2012, 10:19 PM

OMFG theJesus...WTF...I'm like all flabbergasted and shit
Do I get brownie points with the ladies for smack-talking at theJesus for being a male whore-dawg?
Ladies...I shower every day and change my underwear when I can remember to.

theJesus · 08-11-2012, 10:22 PM

nope, no brownie points

Steevo · 08-12-2012, 12:42 AM

No women apparently love abusive men, ask my soon to be ex wife, she left me and our kids and her mother and is ignoring alll her friends and family except those she has lied to about the person she decided to run off with as he has been arrested many many times and the restraining order his wife has againdt him list him as an extremely violent person.

So that must be how to get women and what I did wrong. I never hit her or abused her.

hellrazor · 08-12-2012, 01:06 AM

The first thing you did wrong was let her out of the kitchen. And TheJesus forgets that it's cheaper to shove her down a staircase

Brandenburg · 08-12-2012, 01:09 AM

lol..

Desert Eagle · 08-12-2012, 05:07 AM

Steevo, it's been clinically proven that beating your woman increases your overall penis size by 15%. I, however, have 15% less penis because my GF would whoop my stupid sorry ass if I ever tried it but the sex is good and she doesn't expect me to listen to her very much unless I screw up.
You might try vitamin supplements, or testosterone pills if you can sneak them by her. It couldn't hurt at this point.

Steevo · 08-12-2012, 07:12 AM

She no longer lives here, and never will again. So moot point.

I have however already turned down two very nice looking women. Perhaps one day.

de.das.dude · 08-12-2012, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Desert Eagle

OMFG theJesus...WTF...I'm like all flabbergasted and shit
Do I get brownie points with the ladies for smack-talking at theJesus for being a male whore-dawg?
Ladies...I shower every day and change my underwear when I can remember to.

i think i like you Mr. D-Eagle

Desert Eagle · 08-12-2012, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by de.das.dude

i think i like you Mr. D-Eagle

I can't handle that kind of pressure right now. Can you just amicably tolerate me and not beat my skull into a bloody pulp with a 2x4 like the other TPU people want to do? It's best we leave it at that. They might turn on you and I don't want that.

m1dg3t · 08-12-2012, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by theJesus

Maybe I should knock up turtlestew . . .

HrmmmHmmm; Pix/vid or it didn't happen

theJesus · 08-12-2012, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by m1dg3t

HrmmmHmmm; Pix/vid or it didn't happen

No, I'm not gonna knock her up and I wouldn't give you pix/vid anyways.

Brandenburg · 08-12-2012, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by theJesus

No, I'm not gonna knock her up and I wouldn't give you pix/vid anyways.

just as well.. no one wants to see your inferior technique...but this would give all of us a chance to see TS 's awesome tats

ninkobei · 08-12-2012, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SK-1

I have the weirdest boner right now

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Desert Eagle Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 79 Thanks: 12 Thanked 38 Times in 23 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 2 Times in 1 Post	Those baby-makers look about ready to drop a kid at any moment. I don't agree with the sperm gobbling cure for morning sickness though but it's a nice try by the desperate for sex men who have pregnant wives. btw...the lady in the middle has an outy belly button. inny outy inny. Just a coincindence? Maybe, but patterns mean things sometimes.

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theJesus I QUIT MAH JERB! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Where the broken things are Posts: 18,971 Thanks: 21,188 Thanked 8,817 Times in 5,589 Posts Dislikes: 446 Disliked 194 Times in 169 Posts	I think I will and then I'll take her here after a while. Then repeat. __________________ "Oh come on. Quit making excuses already. Even in a weird position, and doing it manualy, it only takes a couple of minutes. You are just being OCD about it or something." - Wile E "OMG the chair I'm sitting on! It has a penus!! " - Black Panther "Signatures should not contain quotes. It makes no sense." - DanTheBanjoman I doesnt afraid of anything!

08-11-2012, 10:19 PM	#13
Desert Eagle Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 79 Thanks: 12 Thanked 38 Times in 23 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 2 Times in 1 Post	OMFG theJesus...WTF...I'm like all flabbergasted and shit Do I get brownie points with the ladies for smack-talking at theJesus for being a male whore-dawg? Ladies...I shower every day and change my underwear when I can remember to.

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theJesus I QUIT MAH JERB! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Where the broken things are Posts: 18,971 Thanks: 21,188 Thanked 8,817 Times in 5,589 Posts Dislikes: 446 Disliked 194 Times in 169 Posts	nope, no brownie points __________________ "Oh come on. Quit making excuses already. Even in a weird position, and doing it manualy, it only takes a couple of minutes. You are just being OCD about it or something." - Wile E "OMG the chair I'm sitting on! It has a penus!! " - Black Panther "Signatures should not contain quotes. It makes no sense." - DanTheBanjoman I doesnt afraid of anything!

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hellrazor Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,853 Thanks: 3,661 Thanked 1,947 Times in 719 Posts Dislikes: 53 Disliked 17 Times in 16 Posts	The first thing you did wrong was let her out of the kitchen. And TheJesus forgets that it's cheaper to shove her down a staircase __________________ "I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended." -Linus Torvalds "Because people in IT thought they would take care of computers, and they realized when they started to work that they have to take care of people." -file-exists-p Duck-wrapping (verb): If it doesn't quack like a duck, wrap it in a duck.

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Desert Eagle Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 79 Thanks: 12 Thanked 38 Times in 23 Posts Dislikes: 0 Disliked 2 Times in 1 Post	Steevo, it's been clinically proven that beating your woman increases your overall penis size by 15%. I, however, have 15% less penis because my GF would whoop my stupid sorry ass if I ever tried it but the sex is good and she doesn't expect me to listen to her very much unless I screw up. You might try vitamin supplements, or testosterone pills if you can sneak them by her. It couldn't hurt at this point.

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