Discussion in 'Comments & Feedback' started by de.das.dude, Apr 16, 2013.
nutlick smiley not showing up.
Yes it does (nutlick)
It's not a smiley, it's nutlick.
Don't you smile when you get your nuts licked?
Never had them licked, I tend to be the bitch.
Tough luck... maybe rub a wet raw steak over them for simulated effect.
You could have told me that earlier, now all the stores are closed...
Don't forget to warm it up a bit first. Obviously not enough to cook it, because then it wouldn't be raw, but y'know, just enough to approximate the temperature of a tongue that's still attached to a living human being (or animal if that's your preference).
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Right! Thanks for bringing that important point, otherwise Dan and MRCL might have had an odd experience.
Well, we never know; they might be necrophiliacs and actually prefer the cold, dead sensation.
Wait....Why would you waste a steak when you can just buy a cow tongue?
Put it in some warm water pull it out spit on it or put some KY liquid and then rub away...GOSHDANGEd NOOBS Pffffft.
I wonder how many people are gonna go out and buy a cow tongue after reading that . . .
Who said we're going to waste this steak? Rubbing it on your nuts and eating it doubles the satisfaction the meat was originally going to provide. Like the Native American, we're not just killing to eat, but to utilize the animal to it's fullest.
Also, I'm 1000 times more likely to have steak in my fridge than a cow tongue.
You'd indirectly be licking penis, that's a bit gay even though it's your own.
I DO... just asked to have my nuts licked.. she just promised to touch them with her fist
This is why I love GN. Where immaturity is handled with maturity. Pfffchchch "handled" *snicker*
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